/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #2394

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>Russian appear to withdraw completely from Kharkiv axis
>Finland & Sweden to join NATO, Russia threatens to cut gas and energy supplies
>UK signs mutual security pacts with Sweden & Finland
>ISW: Ukrainian counteroffensive in northern Kharkiv took further ground & possibly closed to within 10km of Russian border
>RU forces breach azovstal steelworks
>ISW: RU forces involved in battle of Mariupol likely heavily damaged, Ukrainian forces succeeded tying down & degrading substantial Russian force
>EU plans Russian oil ban
>Ukrainian counter-offensive east of Kharkiv retakes several towns
>Evacuation of civilians from Azovstal steelworks underway
>Lavrov: Special military operation going according to plan
>UK MoD: Russia forced to merge & redeploy depleted & disparate units in eastern Ukraine
>War could last years, Nato warns
>Gazprom cuts gas to Poland & Bulgaria over their refusal to pay in roubles
>Mysterious explosions in Transnistria
>Explosions at oil facility and military base in Bryansk, Russia
>Eight killed including a baby after apartment block in Odesa is hit by missiles
>Ukrainian military claim to kill 2 more Russian generals during fighting in the south-east
>Flagship of RU navy in the black sea, the Moskva, sunk by Ukrainian Neptune anti-ship missiles

▶Telegram Channels
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▶INTELLIGENCE
understandingwar.org/publications
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (tracking visually confirmed equipment losses)
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=t3zdLte-wCY
ferra.ru/review/techlife/finnish-army.htm
axios.com/2022/05/15/sweden-nato-application-finland
t.me/ FGJTSFazhxg1NzIy
mega.nz/folder/I2AWUB4J#Cy34N8auTqjaAmMDqeDrUw
mega.nz/folder/LO4ijS5J#XdQ3s90m0f3eFbliMoQ4lA
t.me/addstickers/Mari4ka_Int
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files.catbox.moe/unwawh.psd
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

finally

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reposting

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FUCK NIGGERS.
FUCK KIKES.
FUCK TRANNIES.
FUCK VATNIKS.
FUCK TURD WORLDERS.
FUCK GLOBALISTS.
FUCK CUM/CHUG/GERS.
AND FUCK JANNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are we bosting in this bred

strelkov's a ladies man

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>3 threads
wtf

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Yes, and then we'll recycle this one:

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Post your warface edition.

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/uhg/ is so comfy that we get lazy to bake

LMAO

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youtube.com/watch?v=t3zdLte-wCY
"It will be based" -Sanna Marin

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Too many threads, where do I post?

They really love potato beetles

YOU WILL NEVER BE GERMAN

>Socialdemokraterna support NATO entry
We got sweden sounds like!!!!!

Use this thread first: Regarding the thread-splitting, here's the reminder that hit dogs bark:

>You asked for it.

Also refer to Later we can use this one:
The count after that one has to be #2937

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I'm chosing this thread

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/uhg/ will be baked until russian morale improves

Correct.

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Read all about it, my man
ferra.ru/review/techlife/finnish-army.htm

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This thread is right for now, also refer to:

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colorado beetle cosplay is Americaphilic

Post here. This one is the cuter one.

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Bread!

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too confusing, I will be posting everywhere at the same time

There was a split instrumented by the pidorussian vatnik living in germany.

Here:

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Russians in charge of basic physics
I wonder how much water youd have to displace to drown the whole UK

Azov? Super.
Joining NATO? Will be based.

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giant kek

I like this idea, good ending

I like how they had to include the orange/black ribbon so it didn't offend antifa trannies in the west.

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Absolutely based.

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>280,000 servicemen with 900,000 reservists.
Correction here Sven, we only have some 20k in active peacetime service, but ~300k is the number we can quickly raise and field by mobilizing. The rest of the 900k (so 600k) is then additional reserve troops. But they're all trained.

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CONQUEST
No, really: just stay here.

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Big get coming, are we prepared?

Reminder that Russian media censored the entirety of the dead body on Snek Island after being called out on /k/

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200MT can only displace, at most, 200MT of water, even if none evaporates.
1T of TNT barely moves 1T of water even 100 meters, it certainly wont move a mile.

Thats hugely fuck all, not a giant wave.
At best, maybe a small unexpected rise and fall in a tide over a few seconds, not enough to even break a dune, and by volume not enough to even flood a single beach.

Is literally nothing happening again
Wtf are russians doing lmao, theyve given up even pretending to be busy

Listen not to the German swine.
I have begun channeling my strength in claiming 377777777, but require an incomprehensible amount of energy to do it.

Now I want to see a video of a drone dropping bread onto Russian soldiers.

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LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE AAAAA

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Fucking kek

Ireland next

Hey glowies, get me a criminal record so I can apply for political asylum. Fuck Putin, fuck Russia, Russian army is gay, Putin & FSS blew up apartment complexes in the 90's and 00's to justify chechen wars, FSIN tortures russian nationalists in prison and runs child\human organ trafficking rings through Israel and luxurious international water yachts, HIV epidemic, divorce rates, Nemtzov killed by Kadyrov.

Based as always

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I’d rather see a drone drop a washing machine onto them.
Imagine a Ural or Kamaz being heavily damaged due to a washing machine being dropped from above.

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Testing the waters hol up

>Three fucking threads
You had one job uhg

Every thread until we love it!

The fuck is this breading, dennis showed his block ass head and is making splits or something?

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it turned into a fucking trench warfare in the east
imagine sucking so fucking much, be such a garbage in mobile warfare in 21st century, that the war you are fighting turns into a IRAQ vs IRAN

Banan??!

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There is an influx of messages, this octuple will be tricky...

It doesn't matter how many threads there are
What matters is their message

Yep. Looks like its gonna happen.

axios.com/2022/05/15/sweden-nato-application-finland

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there is much that needs to be calculated so that the digits are taken rightly

I-i-i-i-is c-co-coffee good f-f-for you?

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Someone is getting permabanned

Greatest ally Finland

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Is he the blockhead Kraut everyone memes about

Lol

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hahaha holy shit lol
I love you thanks for your effort (nohomo)

I pray for get never for-get

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>Created TG channel fo Marichka Art dump
>t.me/ FGJTSFazhxg1NzIy

>mega.nz/folder/I2AWUB4J#Cy34N8auTqjaAmMDqeDrUw

>mega.nz/folder/LO4ijS5J#XdQ3s90m0f3eFbliMoQ4lA
Also now with Sticker pack:
>t.me/addstickers/Mari4ka_Int

>Added NSFW Folders for 2D and 3D.
>2D and 3D musclegirls and tomboys, around 650 files now, will add more later

(Also, Ukie user, make sure to add these to the mega at some point, these are files for the marichka gyate)
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PSD: files.catbox.moe/unwawh.psd

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Will Kek bless Any Forums with digits to evacuate Mariupol fighters and troll Russians once and for all?

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Wait, isn't this the same girl that did the Z symbol in front of that one blown up tank?

Honestly you guys are quite unfair. I was keeping to all the rules set in the template. I didn't write any nonsense. I only put Alpha-chan in the OP, if I wouldn't have baked the thread. The last one would've been archived. I was helping you guys, despite not being on your side. Only made a small joke while I did that.
Also Alpha-chan is not the mascot of /chug/ in fact she was created before the conflict even started.

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cope

Who cares user, it's just a thread.

shut the fuck up you little bitch

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is it Dennis?

Same one, this fucking minecraft steve looking faggot

Only acceptable Alpha for OP pic is seething or snapping

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Nice
It will be something stupid or some script fag that will try to say something screencap worthy
>

Holy shit lmao

Fuck me cunts how's a shill suppose to make a buck with 500 threads going
Get ya shit together fuck yas

How could I forget my warfare?

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take a peek Yes. You know the drill and the "vatnik QRD"

It might unironically be him, he's insecure and narcissistic and making threads gives him a sense of power like a toddler on the potty.

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>2 weeks to flatten kharkiv

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What was in uncensored version?

>Also Alpha-chan is not the mascot of /chug/
Yeah no kidding, shes a dvach thing, like everything else on /chug/

>fight in the shade
But NVGs are heavy! They make my neck hurt!

Kraut flags about to lose their baking privileges along with leaf flags. You fuckers.

Some fallen Russian soldiers have several watches on their wrists because of the time change.

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Digies for unky vlad to kick ass

no lol

That's what I also thought. Now that one dude made like 4 other threads.

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irrefutable evidence which led to this cope.

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They are usually best bakers

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No one will evacuate them. And if, by some chance, some third party would - Zelenskiy will have them thrown to jail for disobedience.

Zelenskiy doesn't want to save them as they are supporting Poroshenko, his main political opponent.

Its super easy to tell the krauts apart, one is super based and the other one is this monstrocity

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Dead “Ukrainian” special forces that just so happens to be wearing a special forces belt.
Oddly they even added a black and white filter to hide the fact he was wearing Russian colors for his armbands.
They seriously took a spent javelin to the island to pose next to a dead Russian. They have no shame.

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Literally same shit that was in 45, I remember hearing about this watch collecting shit from my grandpa

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There's also some roaches behind it

dead vatnik

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bruh

i appreciate your sense of humor

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I've seen this pic multiple times and this is the first time I realized he's not wearing a parka, and that this is just his wild hair.

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Autism, the scourge of Any Forums

I have faith that an evacuation would be the most unlikely, chaotic, and craziest happening, so maybe clown world will make it happen