Hello everyone... Ahem, I mean:
Gaydies and Gentlefaggots,
I could use Your help.
Im a chemist and I havent been able to find Work for 8 years now. I have 6 chemical projects of my own I want to work on and I have come up with a continuous flow micro-reactor design, which is neccessary for the success of one of my chemical projects. Also I have come up with a project many right-wingers could be interested in:
A power-heat generator for home energy production (those are already on the market, but their price is prohibitively expensive, at around 50.000 bucks). If enough people would be interested in buying such a system, the cost should be around 8.000 bucks, making it a viable investment.
Now, here is the deal:
(You) get to:
>have some trolling fun on twatter
>get a big amount of salt from the usual suspects
>enjoy many memes about me
>enjoy a few memes from me
>have an at least slightly improved political environment, hopefully
This is Your part to do:
I have written a book and wanted to use the revenue from it to finance my own company. Unfortunately Im completely broke now, so I cant afford buying commercials for my book anymore.
I would kindly ask You to start a #notMyPaganism and try to bring it into trending. A forbidden book is a well selling book.
Things you can say about the book:
>racist, sexist, w. supremacist, etc.
>antisemitic, litterally 'Mein Kampf'
>the Germans are at it again
>make fun of some1 writing a religious holy text in current year
>make fun of the daring book title (2. title)
Feel free to be creative and have fun.
The book in question is: Contemporary Pagan holy text, Das Sturmsegel (to be found on amazon).
I would say we try to pull this off at (OP) post time + 4 hours.
Please bump my life, i cant stand my living situation anymore.
Thanks in advance.
