This is what Americans eat

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what kind of big mac is this?

show toes

eh yeah that looks like what i would eat, but i wouldnt prepare it like that

is that supposed to be mac and cheese?
where the fuck is the cheese?

That actually looks ok, except maybe the veggies need to be cooked a bit longer

please pass the firearms

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Just recently i saw a Bong's dirty shit-stained floor and his toilet overflooding with shit while he was barefoot.
Now i see a mutt eating some weird ass food from a shit-stained plate/bowl whatever you want to call it.
What is wrong with you people

You are gonna shit literal bricks, have some salad.

Got enough cheese?

Maybe up north, but down south we have a completely different fare.

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Needs ketchup.

No, no Cletus. You're supposed to shoot your food first, then cook it

>shit-stained plate/bowl whatever you want to call it.
It is a baking sheet that has seen typical usage.
Eat that and you'll have trichinosis, it's uncooked.

wtf is that shit

It's uncooked. This is the before picture.

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none of it is cooked, that's pre oven

Pork chops, bell peppers, and asparagus about to go into the oven. I forgot you guys don't eat vegetables over there

what's wrong?

I wish. I haven't eaten anything today but half a can of tuna, some ketchup and hot sauce packets, and vodka.

Could be "worse".

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Walmart’s finest

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>have some salad.

What kind of animal does salad come from?

Based dinnerware
I am somewhat about the NASCAR series myself

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fucking shit. how much salt did you put on your aspergers? your blood pressure is crazy high if thats how you eat.

ham salad comes from pigs. egg salad comes from chickens.