PRESS F FOR BOEING

because you can't copy decades of engineering know how in factories and workshops by stealing the blueprints
best case, they'll acquire it after decades doing their own shit
worst case, never, because they'll keep taking the easy, chabuduo way

why does it look like an airbus?

looking forward to it crashing with 200 bugs onboard

>CHINESE
>supposed to fly consistently
Yeah no thanks chang, I'll walk.

meanwhile pilot see on his screen:
LANDING 尽快地
两台发动机故障!
NO推力

Hello my friend your aliexpress order will be shiped in next two weeks!

>posted from Chinese made Computer or Phone.

>begins taxiing from the runway
>runs over a group of chinks accidentally
>achieves V1 speed and- whoops the landing gear falls off
>the left engine burns out while in flight
>pilot says to the passengers "NO WORRY ABOUT SUPELIOL CHINESE ENGINEELING"
>plane crashes due to pilot's slitty eyes unable to see bird flying to engine
>the survivors proceed to eat each other

Boeing has been pushing experienced engineers out the door for decades and replacing them with Asians. So now there are tons of experienced engineers looking for a paycheck doing "consulting" and tons of Asians with access to current R&D.

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Impressive.

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the chinks still can’t build turbines, the engines are russian kek

'we' tried to use chinese components and engines on cargo airlines already, didnt worked out too well. not a sane person would fly a chinese made aircraft.

*randing

often korean or taiwanese made.

The thing about China is that they have plenty of spare people. If a plane crashes here or there, it doesn't matter that much since replacements are cheap.