He cries whenever you:

I have my foreskin, I'm immune to your propaganda

>Respect yourself, user
nigger he got humiliated as hard as possible, paraded around as a lunatic, liar and heretic and then died one of the most painful deaths possible. he is the goddamn antithesis of self-respect. his whole message is "fuck myself".

“Jesus wept.” - John 11:35

The Lord can and does experience grief and sadness. Remember that Man is made by the Father, in the image of God. All of "our" emotions and feelings come from the Father. We share feelings that originate from HIM, not the other way around.

the guy never married into his mid 30s in a time when that was completely unthinkable. if he was alive today he would be a sissy boy and cry to Disney movies while wearing a skirt 100%.

>fap
true
>eat fast food
Depends. Chick Fil A is great.
>do drugs
Depends which drugs
>drink alcohol
He literally drank alcohol with his followers

>tfw sissy boy that cries during movies and likes wearing skirts
How do I stop?

>Depends which drugs
Not really. Pharmakia is the word we get "pharmacy" from. Biblically, the word used in the KJV was "sorcery". Look in the Greek writings we get the New Testament from and the word used in place of sorcery is "pharmakia" which is literally drugs.

"Marijuana is natural though!"

Not a solid argument. Cocaine comes from the coca plant. Heroin comes from the poppy plant. They originate from natural sources as well. Alcohol is natural and yet the Bible says clearly that drunkards shall not inherit the kingdom of Heaven.

“Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:” - 1 Peter 5:8

You're not sober if you're stoned.

why would you? Jesus praised eunuchs (cutting your balls off), you are clearly on track. Matthew 19:12 my friend.

no he cries when you
> are mean to "trannies"
> are mean to "niggers"
> are mean to ugly people
> hoard possessions
> support war
> treat neighbors as enemies
> abuse the poor

but whatever

Often people conflate sorcery with magick. But the Bible doesn't use those words interchangeably. Sorcery is not magick. In fact, why do we see witches portrayed mixing herbs and other things all the time? Witches were considered practitioners of magick, but also employed the use of drugs. Culturally, witches and drugs are often paired together. I highly doubt that is coincidence. Especially considering many pagan tribes of numerous persuasions often used drugs in rituals. The Native Americans popularly used peyote to see visions and have "spiritual experiences". If you are using drugs, the spirits you are in communication with are not serving God.

BASED
PRAISE THE CIRCUMCISED JEW NAILED TO A PLANK
KING OF THE JEWS!!!

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he doesn't care because I'm not a jew

that's a pretty damn good list. he did judge based on character, though, so he would probably hate *most* niggers (or do they adhere to the rest of your list? exactly.)

Jesus doesn't cry for you because you're already saved by just believing in him. I don't know what kind of fucked up Christianity is taught in Mexico but it sure doesn't sound like Christianity. Perhaps your savage paganism got intertwined?

>the most loving, compassionate soul in the universe would never cry. only less passionate souls do that! that's gitly, eeeewww