Noah's flood is what killed the dinosaurs

massive worldwide flood, mud is washed over covers every land mass globally, dinosaurs killed. preserved in mud, and the following global ice age created the perfect conditions for fossil creation.

there. i said it. fuck off, it's what I believe

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>Mutt infatuation with Religion

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Itt: we laugh at op

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You imported millions of Mulsims so you're even worse than Christcucks worshiping their sandnigger God.

yeye blame Noaghh again..

Noah way!

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It's that infatuation that kept us pure. Episcopalians (English) married other Episcopalians, Presbyterians (Scottish) married other Presbyterians etc.

If the flood killed the dinosaurs then how do you explain the continued existence of birds?

Yes many dinosaurs were killed in Noah's Flood...but not all. DO NOT be ashamed for believing HIS-story. Blessed are those who have wisdom and understanding, whose names ARE written in the boom of life! ALLELUIA! Praise Lord Jesus Christ!

The Christian White National Socialist ethnostate will not allow PaganCucks either.

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Dinosaurs never existed.

glory to rabbi yeshua bar yosef and israel

Nah, Noah had to take every animal with him. so why wouldn't dinosaurs be included? If you're going the creationist route it's more believable that they were hunted to death, thus the story of dragon and dragon slayers.

K. Keep me posted

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Jacksonville

Alright OP so let's say the next one I'd happening in 10 months. Where do you go? Ohio? Indiana? Ozarks? Try to find some sort of cave system that goes miles into the earth?

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You believe in kikosaurus you should leave /pol

imagine being so uneducated you think the flood didn’t happen. It’s the singular event of antediluvian times that we have multiple sources of in various languages.

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>Mutt infatuation with Religion
You got whole ass sharia zones pootooth

Dinosaurs are a lie. They were made up by moustachioed dudes in top hats that got tired of selling snake oil, to bring people in the museums.

They became popular because they are cool creations and eventually they got hijacked by the anti spiritual devils that want to eliminate the magic of life and pretend to have all of the answers to life and creation.

DInosaur physics make absolutely zero sense. There simply is no bone strong enough to support their weight. Whales die when beached because their internal organs collapse under their own weight. You cant have a heart the size of pick up truck.

THere simply is no vein strong enough to pump blood up to the neck of a brontosaurus.

T Rex s would be unable to lay down and sleep and stand up again let alone run and fight.

The bullshitdactly could not fly.

Birds have light bones. Bullshitdactlys cant have light bones because they weight over 400 kg.

Really...dinosaurs are cool but also retarded.

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Even if you’re a Christian you have to take a step back and admit that the whole of the jew testament is a bunch of jewish fairytales and lies. And lots of evil done in the name of their “god” (who is NOT the same as the New Testament God… I mean he can’t even find Adam when Adam is hiding!)

Flood myths exist all over the world and most of them have similarities that parallel each other. This rules out a Black Sea localized flood origin. But Noah never existed, he is a fictional jewish character. Unlike other flood myths, this jewish one is nearly identical to another, the Atrahasis (Idris) one. The jews just copied it and pretend theirs is the original. Just like their present they invented fish and chips and pizza. Noah never existed.

Ozarks is a good pick especially because a lot of useful retired military are there for reasons including the infamous navy map suggesting being 1000ft above sea level. Nab a spot with a positive pressure spring if you can afford it (meaning its fed from the aquafer directly rather than rain runnoff and whatnot)