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>I'm a young dad and my wife isn't producing enough milk.
You need to start suckling. Her body will respond to the increased demand. It should only take a day or two. Make sure she is drinking twice what she is dispensing. Water, juice, tea, whatever, it doesn't matter as long as she stays hydrated.

Buy raw milk from a local farmer. I just bottle raised a baby goat off cold Walmart milk, periodically buttermilk and kefir also. If it works for a goat it'll work for your baby

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do you think urbanites have local farmers? damn you are so fucking stupid

You have to start taking estrogen to produce milk for your child.

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maybe next time you consider impregnating a woman with sizeable milkers to feed your children

Suck and slap her tits gently every 30 minutes when baby isnt feeding. Milk will flow like spice

Baby formula unironically fucks your child up for life

What do you mean the the babies are starving? polish niggers keep telling me NATO will win

>Biden going to kill my child?
It would seem so

Larp.

>t. fell for the flat tits meme

>Baby formula unironically fucks your child up for life
It's all the glyphosate impurities from the s o y.

>Is Biden going to kill my child?
dont worry it will happen regardless Biden put terrorists into the u.s.a

Look Paco, he could be in rural Alabama. You have no clue where he lives

Try and see if there are any breastmilk banks in your area. Or see if any overproducing moms are selling it.

give your wife moringa leaf powder

just go on amazon and change your location to Canada at the bottom. they'll deliver it to your door. god bless those honkers.

If you’re white I don’t care and no one else should either

Thats unironically fucking genious
Just buy a pregnant sheep and let your offsprings roam free in the back yards suckling milk from the sheep along its lambs, you should stop as soon as your kids start baaing instead of speaking

Go to a GNC or Vitamin shoppe. Buy two tubs of protein, one of pure casein, and one of whey. Mix in this ratio - 40% casein and 60% whey. Test between one teaspoon and one tablespoon per 8 ounces of water.

Buy a vitamix or equivalent power blender. Parents lose power when we have to turn to a can of mystery globo powder,take it back and make your own blends. It make you feel like your actually producing the food they eat and can restore the bonding during feeding time vs. Heres a bottle a barely gave a fuck to make of globo juice.

Simple recipe and just an example

6 slices high quality bread
2 1/2 cups fruit
2 1/2 cups veggies
3 cups milk
6oz protein (meat,peanut butter,eggs,ect)
5 teaspoons of fats (i use heavy whipping cream)

Rotate ingredients keep diffrent nutrients going

Get about 6 feeds (day and a half or two) or around 1800 cals although some kids prolly need less cals per day this is the diet for a chonky baby

Lastly maybe poly-vis-sol drops of vitamins for baby just scale it proper to blend or give separately

Congratulations on your new life taking charge of you kiddos feed. As they grow use blender for homemade gerber lime purees

After you got some milk. Ask what caused your wife to be unable to feed children.

If you're not larping:
westonaprice.org/health-topics/childrens-health/formula-homemade-baby-formula/

find a lactating woman and bring her home

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This is a short term solution. Cow's milk is 80% casein. Human milk is 40%. Casein is harder to digest and not every human infant can handle the ratio difference.

Do Americans really?
Go to the backing section and get corn syrup since that's like 70% of what you're buying is anyway

How young is your child? One year olds can consume cow milk, I would start trying to supplement your child’s diet with certain solid foods and fruit and vegetables purées.

I have theorized the formula shortage may be made worse by the govt buying pallets of formula to stock their migrant detention facilities.

T. Father of a 14 month old.

Make your own formula. Goat milk is also a substitute.

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you voted for biden

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Have you even bred before?

No but it seem you shouldnt have at all

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The issue with cows milk in children under one year is it can be harmful to their digestive tract.

Otherwise based and Vitamix pilled.

Based Vietcong

You could try looking for a breast milk bank, but no matter what you'll have to transition the diet slowly and look at weening as soon as it's physiologically possible. Otherwise you risk causing long-term damage to your baby's digestive system. For the love of God, do not water down your formula or start feeding your kid diy recipes. I hope everything works out for your family. And, most importantly:
>Buck Fiden

TWO WORDS: Cockroach milk. Baby is too young to understand what he's drinking anyway.

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if your baby food aisle is empty, go to the store or make your own, you dense faggot.

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Oh fuck off, my son has golden hair, azure eyes and the yet only thing gentle about him is his smile. He looks like a baby Brock Lesnar, only in no way as ugly. All of the Germanic Cro-Magnon DNA from his paternal line is really evident in him. He is already about an inch taller and a pound heavier than the average male child that is his age. When he’s old enough I plan to take him elk hunting.

Also what kind of a person saves a picture of a jogger on their phone or computer?

I have absolutely no pictures of any black people on my devices, memes included.

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feed your wife organic raw butter, at least half a stick a day, also just get goats milk for the time being for your baby formula is fucking poison

>Oh fuck off, my son has golden hair, azure eyes and the yet only thing gentle about him is his smile. He looks like a baby Brock Lesnar, only in no way as ugly. All of the Germanic Cro-Magnon DNA from his paternal line is really evident in him. He is already about an inch taller and a pound heavier than the average male child that is his age. When he’s old enough I plan to take him elk hunting.
get a load of this guy fucking KEK

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And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!

Find Christ and do not look back. How many more signs do you need?

Hire a fucking wet nurse. How do you think people done it before baby food existed?

Should've gotten one with bigger milkers

also make her drink raw eggs
the size of a womans breasts have nothing to do with how much milk she produces, in fact I believe they've done studies finding women with either c or b cups have the best flow