38 and never had sex

I am unmarried to and I am willing to lower my standards but my friends GFs get really mad when I reject their friends that are obese land whales. Like I am ok with a 5/10 but every fucking girl that my friends SOs try to set me up with is a land whale and they call me irrational and too high standards when I say no. Is asking for a not fat girl these days really too high of standards?

>I'm gonna kill myself
Lol, so you're gonna make sure you die a virgin.

Now is your chance to take a Ukrainian war bride. Seriously , that is your best option. I had my first kid at 33, I’m 38 with my third on the way.

Cool pasta. By 26 you’d get pity fucked by the town whale.

>yes.jpg

stop obsessing over americans and seeing how many times you can spot any minor (even if indirect) reference to black dick. this obsession with niggers dicks you canadians have is unhealthy.

you are the town whale

Getting married is the worst thing you can do financially. Just hire an escort.

It's to suck dick then

Foretold

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Rip

holy shit lmao

how can anyone be incel if whores exist? just deciding to not fuck one makes you volcel. so either fuck a whore or stop crying

I'll have sex with you

I just don't understand.
Shower, wear some semi decent clothes, like a button down or polo, get some nice perfume, download tinder and lower your standards.
There, I just got you laid.

True. I’d be happy to corrupt his 38 year old boipussy.

I bet faggots like you make a big deal about circumcision meanwhile our penises will be cut and clean and yours will shrivel off due to cancer faggot.

Same. I’m 40 though. Your life is dictated by your facial bone structure. Oh well. A life of cope for us brother.

America is a very prudish yet degenerate place, there are no legal whores here, other than perhaps Nevada where it is extremely expensive

Can we make it 3
*sweats nervously uWu

yeah I get it. here's the problem, girls never need to get "set up" with a man. imagine the type of girl that would do that and you're probably thinking of a hotter version. build confidence in yourself, stop worrying about it. I know it's tough because you're a bit older but you have to be aware that it will bother you and it will make it harder for you. but if you can overcome it and set it aside to improve yourself more - be more social go to evens on your own, do things that interest you than you will find dates eventually. it has to happen naturally. good luck though bro. remember not to get to ahead of yourself. take things slow.

Damn, this thread is oozing with trannies, pull yourself together, sex isnt everything, dont ruin your life for some bitch, instead try to work on it, try to find and explore whatever you like, maybe you like agriculture, maybe you like, reading books, who knows, find something you like instead of chasing whores, keep it up king.

>get some nice perfume
>download tinder
>There, I just got you laid.
Now I know why the Dutch legalized prostitution

But why would you not want a chubby gf

Your self-awareness has been noted. The relevant mutt's law will still be posted.

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don't give up, i'm married but when i hit my 40s i was inundated with young girls with daddy issues, well, a few, not inundated, but still

Demoralization faggot. You should def neck yourself op you fucking greasy greasy kike retard.

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masturbation and sex are not that different user unless you intend to pro create. Jacking off into a sock or blowing a drunken load in some low morale pig you met a few hours ago are very similar desu.

>i'm so delusional and obsessed I make memes to reply to objectively correct assessments of my unhealthy obsessions as they have become far too familiar
literally, take your meds. not even joking.
you probably have some meme for this too I bet. how much of your life have you wasted obsessing and rummaging through posts on here?

32 and have had sex.

Women aren't worth it.

Just going to keep working, investing and doing what I want to do.

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Married 10 years with three kids. Let me tell you man. I can make over 200k a year and still get benefits. Being single, white and male is a lead weight.

Its hard, but so is existing. Stagnate in mediocrity or bloom on the battlefield

>quitter
Good. One more out of the race for me to rise even further

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Bitching on the internet might be your problem.
Be a funny dick to women. It works even if you’re ugly as long as you shower, dress nice, and aren’t autistic and anti social

Fucking kek

>you probably have some meme for this too I bet.

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>T. Virgin

Just get an escort and get it out of your system. You'll realize sex is overrated and not worth beating yourself up over it.

why didn't the eagle just take your v-card gandalf

nuh uh!

There is a difference between chubby and landwhale. In American if you are in your 30's and your friends gf's or wives set you up with your friends, there is a 95% chance those woman have forehead fat like pic related. Then when you say no thanks they react horrified and say "user the reason you are single is because your standards are too high"

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Stop falling for demoralization threads fuckwit.

You’re not alone, definitely not on Any Forums

imagine having such gapingly obvious obsessions you make memes for replies of replies because the logic you hold is so fragile the arguments have become a familiar sound.

Is there a mutts law 4?

It's not, he's lying.

ok mutt

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neck yourself

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kek

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20 years late to the scene
Do not be yourself, do not settle for less, do not lower your standards, do not go the naive route of normally pursuing a woman, do not try generic pua shit and cold approaching.

Be the person that spends resources to create plots, that will open up options and situations for bigger plots.
Craft access to a young woman.
Spend time and effort and money to create the access, and not just any access like the mailman has when he delivers bills once a months and says good day. But access into her life. Such as the owner of a bar has over the waitress.

Abuse the access you have to coax her into a plot that will put her into a position where she can choose one of the outs to be to let you fuck her.

Thats the elite way.
I would give you more bit I got to eat lunch and I do not gift more away for free.

>complains on Any Forums rather than doing something about it

No wonder that's the solution you first thought of

no way that guy isn't sucking black dick

ok jew. please gas yourself now.

god i wish that were me

Fucking normie

Sucks......

Get a prostitute

sex is overrated

Live for Christ

Even if you have sex today, it won't be nearly as good as when you were in your teens. At that age, you need it the most, and the satisfaction from getting the need filled it the greatest.

>Living vicariously through pictures of other men
>Imagine if this was me!!!!
Peak virgin response. Amazing.

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>please gas yourself
These threats mean little when you can't tell a gas from a liquid

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why would you want sex now? when every vag is vaxxed?

mr potato, that is steroids and supplements.

at that age (50+ it looks like) their bones gonna snap in a proper fights vs a pissed off street fighter.
i have seen it.

It's amazing that after 21 or so you wouldn't just go fuck an escort. It really gives you some perspective and you stop viewing pussy as some magical unobtainable thing. I fucked one at 19 and the next year I had a gf, but noooo incels won't do that because whores are icky.

Okay :3

Check the finnish constitution, it' written there

based tarzan

Cmon shart, at least get a better cope than "my foreskin was eaten by jews, yours wasn't"

Lol why marry when you can just lease them out. Learn to use dating apps. And more importantly learn to take good pictures and learn to smile. Too many tards take spooky pictures and come crying on pol that no ones responding to their dating post.

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36 and in the same boat. I dont know how to approach women and dont have any friends either.