/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #2331

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>Russia makes small gains in the North
>Finland & Sweden to join NATO, Russia threatens to cut gas and energy supplies
>UK signs mutual security pacts with Sweden & Finland
>ISW: Ukrainian counteroffensive in northern Kharkiv took further ground & possibly closed to within 10km of Russian border
>RU forces breach azovstal steelworks
>ISW: RU forces involved in battle of Mariupol likely heavily damaged, Ukrainian forces succeeded tying down & degrading substantial Russian force
>EU plans Russian oil ban
>Ukrainian counter-offensive east of Kharkiv retakes several towns
>Evacuation of civilians from Azovstal steelworks underway
>Lavrov: Special military operation going according to plan
>UK MoD: Russia forced to merge & redeploy depleted & disparate units in eastern Ukraine
>War could last years, Nato warns
>Gazprom cuts gas to Poland & Bulgaria over their refusal to pay in roubles
>Mysterious explosions in Transnistria
>Explosions at oil facility and military base in Bryansk, Russia
>Eight killed including a baby after apartment block in Odesa is hit by missiles
>Ukrainian military claim to kill 2 more Russian generals during fighting in the south-east
>Flagship of RU navy in the black sea, the Moskva, sunk by Ukrainian Neptune anti-ship missiles

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understandingwar.org/backgrounder/ukraine-conflict-updates
twitter.com/Haruspexut/status/1525221497693945856
nitter.it/DefMon3/status/1525189610095132675#m
youtube.com/watch?v=y9EWieFPoGU
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death to vatniggers, slava ukraini!

I got to piss again

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PSA: Russians are currently trying to psyop the pontoon images, be aware.

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"Russian army isn't a joke" fag and Russian MoD reports spammer are the same, he is also the same guy who wrote mean posts on Russian in early days of /uhg/
He lives in the western part of Russia and studies in college to become a "programmer" in the near future
I won't elaborate on how i got all that info, but it's all true

I wish Tucker's TV crew would stop lurking Any Forums and just fuck off.

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As i wrote this, he outed himself:

>understandingwar.org/backgrounder/ukraine-conflict-updates

>The main Russian effort continues to be the attempt to encircle Severodonetsk and Lysychansk from the north and from the south. Russian troops attacking from Popasna to the north made no significant progress in the last 24 hours. Russian forces coming north-to-south have failed to cross the Siverskyi Donets River and taken devastating losses in their attempts. The Russians may not have enough additional fresh combat power to offset those losses and continue the offensive on a large enough scale to complete the encirclement, although they will likely continue to try to do so.

lol
lmao, even

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved.
For the machine is immortal.
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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PSA: Russians are currently trying to psyop the pontoon images, be aware.

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>Die for gay rights

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Snake Island RU cutter boat marine confirmed KIA from Bayraktar as per RU sources

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I got unbanned

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Is he also the guy larping as oligarch who "worships jews of wall street" and reads only Bloomberg?

welcome to america

Based Putin unlike all the fag supporters in here

Yes.

frankly even if that was the case, it's better than dying for gay rape gulags

>larp as a jew

So what's going on with the Siverskyi Donets River?
Seems like the Russians tried to cross it once and got wrecked (forbes reporting 70+ vehicles and 1000 soldiers).
Have they tried to cross it multiple times (3?), and then been rebuffed each time, so that's the total Western estimate of Russian losses?
Hard to tell what actually happened with the same story with slight variations being published over multiple days.

That's fine, I have a brain.

Larp as a poo

/uhg/ - Ukrainian's, Russian Liberals' and Toilet cleaners' Cope General

Z

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Just a reminder.

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sex

There has to be a reasonable middle-ground between Western public celebration of degeneracy and Russian police sticking broomsticks up your ass in secret because of their own latent homosexuality.

I just took a piss

Post yfw Jewtin loses the war

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He has the specific brand of arrogance a more well off russian would have, so I'm inclined to believe you are at least partially correct.

Any footage? Or this like 1st snake island, ghoooost of Kiev ect

>I'm having an interview next week to an American firm
>God bless Putin.
Vatniks, vatniks never change

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Fellas, there is some delicious seethe being served in /chug/ right now, just thought I'd pass the word.

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OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE MY DISNEY FILM

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>go away for a week
>there's a river is full of destroyed Russian tanks
I see the reorganization of the Russian war effort is proceeding splendidly.

info's still trickling in and being collated but it's possibly over 120 vehicles of various sorts, and apparently only 60 odd russians, mostly support staff, managed to escape the debacle alive, per this report; twitter.com/Haruspexut/status/1525221497693945856

Seems like Lukashenko is trying to quietely cuck jewtin

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Just screenshot and post here.

>Alexander Skarsgård is set to star in a new film by Ukrainian director Miroslav Slaboshpytsky, Deadline writes.

>The film is titled "Tiger".

Does it mean Ukraine has T-I-G-E-R-S now too?

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faggots, any idea when this shitty operation will end?

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They even tried to swim through it, funny cause you can see Z and O signs there underwater. According to some, it was akchually ukrainian tanks/bmps with signs painted later on, so it is kind of fakish claim.

I'm in my late thirties and have more than 10 years of work experience as a programmer. I work as a senior software engineer and recently started to seek a job paying good western shekel.

Z

Vatnik seethe at Poland is so pathetic.

Imagine being butthurt at Poland. Wow you guys are pathetic.

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ask me how I know you came from /chug/

What will take for ukranine to wrap this shit show up? Shits been going on for like two fucking weeks now

Germany had Hitler.
Ukraine has Zitler.

When will Zelensky start carrying about lives of Ukrainians and declares surrender to the Russian Army.
How many more thousands of dead Ukrainians Zitler needs to have on his consciousness?
Or will he go down to his bunker and will pull a trigger because guilt will be too heavy on his soul.
How much more of Ukrainian blood Zitler needs to spill before he finally capitulates?

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sacrifices for imperialism will continue until the morale improves

October.

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He's gonna "commit suicide", isn't he?

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>die for pedo rapists rights

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Sweet good luck bro

When you man up and molotov the kremlin

Two more weeks.
Trust the plan.
Z.

if you care so much why don't you go mediate for them you faggot?

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Cos you've blown every guy in there?

Yeah, we all believe you, that's why you write like an angry teenager from 2ch and you only do it at
extracurricular time (at western Russia timezones)

they didn’t even do a good job with the clone tool btw

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>the australian shill cries out as it projects its insecurity on to others

Why is russia such a pedophile and rapists haven?

helo I am Zelensky, yuor post is of very convincing, the offensive against Russia will cease now

Is that real? Sauce, did he really say that? No way.

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I don't know about quietly fren - belarusan army didn't invade, potato's fucking leaking invasion plans on live tv, now he openly talks about how well ukros are doing and how war is dragging on. If you'd ask me, it's a pretty obvious sign that he wants to jump ship or at least that he's can be negotiated with, and isn't monke's puppet.

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It's all so tiresome.

nitter.it/DefMon3/status/1525189610095132675#m

His account has some other good shit with sources linked if you scroll through it.

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Hey hey hey that was the ghost of kieeeev who blew them up

Eat my feces, stinky

thanks

believe whatever you want to believe, I'm not going to dissuade you

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until the last ukrainian (at a rate of ~1 per 5 russians)
get in the meat grinder valery, monke wants banan

Hahahaha fucking useless cunts

They work with what they've got.
A lot of easily replaceable meat and also gas/oil.

>surrender when you're winning

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so you don't care enough to go mediate to stop the war then faggot? and don't project your insecurities on to me, nobody needs to know you have a shit fetish

two (2) weeks

Luka is true embodiment of Trickster stereotype kek

it was бaндep-aвтoмoбили

No fucking idea. I think the bottleneck is available ordnance. As multirole jets, rafales would fare well in ukraine.

Lenin

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Suicide by gamma radiation poisoning.

Pottery

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It's a long shot but i believe that they thought we bought one of their diversions. Initially only one bridge was made and we destroyed it instantly. At the same time another couple of bridges were made to the north-east from the first one and a few vehicles did get across without us doing anything about it. With new found confidence they try to push whole BTGs though it but we were watching them the whole time and took them out once they were in range.

Ackthually it's the ghost of r'iv

Well they literally have national holiday for when they kicked us out of Kremlin

What do Ukrainians think of this American Mongol and his porn director friend?
youtube.com/watch?v=y9EWieFPoGU

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>or at least that he's can be negotiated with, and isn't monke's puppet
he's ready to lick any boot to stat in power within his country

won't memoryhole the fact he provided logistic, medical, geographical and manuever support to jewtin army, including letting at least 800+ projectiles be released from Belarus into Ukraine

UKRAINIANS SELLING THEIR CHILDREN and BABIES.

What about selling of Ukrainian babies business now during the war??
UKRAINIANS selling their kids to pedophiles.
Ukraine is known around the World for being the biggest child sex traffic center where pedophiles
buy children from desperate for money Ukrainian mothers and fathers.
Also Ukraine is known that Ukrainian mothers and fathers sell their babies for body parts to buyers in China and other countries.

UKRAINIANS ARE DISGUSTING SOULLESS SUBHUMANS !!!

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that's more or less what the ukrainians were saying. They needed counterbattery fire capabilities, which they're getting now, and planes, which they need more of as soon as possible. Maybe by way of lend-lease if need be.

Yeah, "carefully" would be a better wording

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Late 30 ( lets assume 38) ;
38-10 = 28

What have you've been doing after 12 class? it seems like a gap there.

And btw, you will be working in offshore, kind of meh, and patents go to USA, and so on. If they decide to mark you as unwell they'll probably will just wipe your entire disk, just like Atlassian does.

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Baćka wanted to jump ship since forever. He's in this weird position where he wants Belarus to be an independent player while he wants to hold on to power - and he can't hold on to power without Putin. And now Putin is parking a Russian army on the territory of Belarus, essentially quietly annexing it. And he really doesn't have much of the wiggle room to do anything about it.
So, Baćka is in this awkward situation where he needs Putin to survive, but he dreams about being as far away from Putin as possible.

Ah, the good old, "feint, take a break, attack" pattern!

>you write like an angry teenager from 2ch
Bloody hell man. I just had a breakfast and stopped by to troll and to laugh at the Ukrainian cope here. Now I'm going to continue to read the book Lean Analytics: Use Data to Build a Better Startup Faster.

Also Ukraine is known that Ukrainian mothers and fathers sell their babies for body parts to buyers in China and other countries.
UKRAINIANS ARE DISGUSTING SOULLESS SUBHUMANS !!!

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Come on you wouldn't of moved to India if you didn't have a scat fetish only have to walk out onto the street now

Towards the end of the year. War will keep going though.

Cтaлин

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>catalonia

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What if russia decides they want more then just the eastern cities and marches towards to take down Kyiv. What's going to stop them

Even Ukrainian authorities are complaining about pedophile sex and body parts trafficking of Ukrainian children and babies by Ukrainian parents.
UKRAINIANS ARE DISGUSTING SOULLESS SUBHUMANS !!!

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My sides... gone...

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University and I worked as a CGI artist at film industry before I went to programming.

well he’s both retard
and has a good reason to be afraid that his army will refuse to go and/or cause another massive unrest that putin won’t be able to save him from

so i don’t know how much you can count on him for anything
also the paths they showed on the map were pretty obvious for everyone
the only damning thing he showed is an arrow into moldova

Absolute delusion

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Let me fix it for you.

Have a template,

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Ah yes
the good old double feint of Kiev!

You replying twice indicates that i really did hit a nerve.

>dig trench
>find prehistoric vatnik

What did god mean by this?

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UKRAINIANS ARE DISGUSTING SOULLESS SUBHUMANS !!!

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Niggas live ng in an alternate reality.

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Anatoly Baldin' and Russians With AIDS linked up
sneed it or feed it?

if you like putin cock in your mouth so much, why dont you go to russia and go to war? go die for your putin master, untermensch!

Kek no wonder all these pedos in here are seething

Lol

Igor is this you?

Hey Any Forums. I want to fuck Joe Biden. I can not remain indifferent, seeing his numerous comments on the vastness of Twitter. So I imagine a small, quiet, insecure old man who, sitting at the table, writes posts with his thin pens, trying to express himself, and the cruel, bristling world curses him. I just want to press him to my mighty body and whisper quietly - "I will listen to all your ideas about left-wing capitalism." Then slowly, gently, starting from the ear, go down with kisses lower and lower and eventually reach the already wet panties. And pushing aside the despicable fabric, dive with your tongue and dissolve in it. He will moan and squirm, lightly squeezing my head with his legs, getting more and more wet. And when he literally ceases to control himself from the pleasure of penetrating into him with his penis. Feel all his warmth, how his body squeezes you, bringing more and more pleasure. So that later you can feel how, in a single impulse, your bodies reached the peak of their pleasure .. And then, admiring the July sunset, lying together on a cozy bed and feeling each other's warmth, endlessly discussing left-wing capitalism.

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holy mother of all cope, Batman

Three months ago you didn't know what a Ukraine was, you double nigger.
Lmao

holy shit there's 2 of them

What do Vatniks claim they have lost so far in the war?

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let them fight

Why doesn't ukranine start firing long range missiles into moscow. See how they like their cities being indiscriminately fired on

Luka tried to take over Russia, that's what the whole Union State business was all about, he's still its leader nominally. Yeltsin was supposed to pick him as his successor. However Russian elite at the time, like Chubais, didn't want Lukashenka, so they elevated Putin to the presidency instead. Because of this Lukashenko is forever bitter to Putin, and does everything he can to keep his power base intact, even if it means going against Russia's interest.

They're really malding over this bridge debacle, aren't they?

>377551203

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LOL

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What an ironic thing for you to say

What happened with bridge?

see

Think about it seppo

Bullets, explosions, hunger, exhaustion, lack of purpose, incompetent commanders, angry locals

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Seriously is it just the bridge thing is why they're on overdrive today?

Quit this shitty faggotry ,its 5 yrs old.

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>won't memoryhole the fact he provided logistic, medical, geographical and manuever support to jewtin army, including letting at least 800+ projectiles be released from Belarus into Ukraine
I mean yea, it's pretty obvious that his days are numbered, since monke is loosing the war, but the thing is, if he'd peacefully give power to Tsikhanouskaya he will probably be able to cut out some kind of deal that doesn't involve him getting fucking hanged on a lamp post.
I wouldn't say it's "careful" either. It's a big ass "LOOK AT ME, IM MAYBE WILLING TO SWITCH SIDES IF YOU'LL BE WILLING TO THROW ME A BONE" type of stuff. If he would want it to be careful, he would use some underground channels, using his KGB and the like. Not openly talk like this.

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>turning russian civilian population from majorly sympathetic/indifferent to hostile
>giving monke an actual reason to mobilize young vatniks
yeah, why

Vatniks lost nearly a whole BTG there

Another fake Ukraine win it's hilarious

twitter.com/Blue_Sauron/status/1525411724148482048

He's the embodiment of the "annoying nigger kid of the block that deserves a beating, but has a bigger brother, who's in the local police/gang"

>literally this war

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Germany had Hitler. Ukraine has Zitler.

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russian losses that they say are ukrainian losses

I don't like videos that humanise enemy soldiers. It's fine after a war but while it's going on I think it damages will to fight.

when haven't they been on overdrive for the last 3 or so weeks? ever since the moskal went down it's been L after L for vatnistanis

It's snake island 2.0. Of course they are.