/chip/ COMFY HAPPENING IN THE PHILIPPINES GENERAL - PICC EDITION

>May 9, 2022: PH elections happened. During the night, unofficial tally says Ferdinand Marcos Jr. and Sara (((Zimmerman))) Duterte are in the lead for President and VP resprctively over opposition candidate VP Leni Robredo and senator Francis Panilingan.

>As this happens, the Philippines subreddit aka Robredo supporter central seethed and complained that COMELEC, the Marcoses, and the Dutertes sabotaged the elections with faulty machines.

>Robredo supporters tried to storm COMELEC while Marcos supporters gloated over the victory. Any Forums laughs in the distance.

>Now the Robredo appreciation night is over. It happened. The Angat Buhay Lahat foundation was born the same day.

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philstar.com/headlines/2022/05/12/2180592/japan-looks-forward-working-new-philippine-admin
philstar.com/headlines/2022/05/12/2180595/sara-duterte-says-country-needs-patriotic-filipinos-advocating-discipline-peace
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newsinfo.inquirer.net/1595822/ppcrv-finds-no-discrepancies-in-4925-received-election-returns
thestar.com.my/aseanplus/aseanplus-news/2022/05/13/xi-sends-congratulatory-message-to-philippine-president-elect-marcos
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BALITA:
>Sara Duterte posed to be DepEd Secretary.
philstar.com/headlines/2022/05/11/2180403/sara-duterte-carpio-become-next-deped-chief
>US congratulates Marcos, says ready to collaborate with new admin on rights
philstar.com/headlines/2022/05/12/2180591/us-congratulates-marcos-says-ready-collaborate-new-admin-rights
>Japan looks forward to working with new Philippine admin
philstar.com/headlines/2022/05/12/2180592/japan-looks-forward-working-new-philippine-admin
>Sara Duterte says country needs patriotic Filipinos advocating discipline, peace
philstar.com/headlines/2022/05/12/2180595/sara-duterte-says-country-needs-patriotic-filipinos-advocating-discipline-peace
>Tulfo to push for law addressing domestic violence against men
gmanetwork.com/news/topstories/nation/831413/tulfo-to-push-for-law-addressing-domestic-violence-against-men/story/
>Duterte urges next admin to initiate Cha-cha, recommends abolition of party-list system
gmanetwork.com/news/topstories/nation/831421/duterte-urges-next-admin-to-initiate-cha-cha-recommends-abolition-of-party-list-system/story/
>Sara on DepEd chief post: I’ll produce skilled learners
gmanetwork.com/news/topstories/nation/831416/sara-on-impending-deped-chief-post-i-ll-produce-skilled-learners/story/
>PNP cucks cuckampinks, from entering PICC, Malacañan, Congress, and Former Spic Gov-Gen palace.
newsinfo.inquirer.net/1597264/cops-block-vans-of-quezon-activists-bound-for-picc-rally
>Putin, Aussies recognizes BBM, Sara
manilastandard.net/news/314228367/russia-australia-laud-marcos-win.html
>PPCRV found no discrepancies in this election.
newsinfo.inquirer.net/1595822/ppcrv-finds-no-discrepancies-in-4925-received-election-returns
>Xi congratulates Marcos, Duterte
thestar.com.my/aseanplus/aseanplus-news/2022/05/13/xi-sends-congratulatory-message-to-philippine-president-elect-marcos

the faggot that keeps shilling maloloschan needs to get roped. no one wants to go to your dead Any Forums ripoff . YOUR DESIGN IS SHIT I CANT EVEN SEE WHO REPLIES TO WHO WITHOUT CLICKING IT. let us discuss politics and general here in peace.

tldr report the faggot shilling maloloschan for advertising and spam

Tanginamo bayot manahimik ka. Sasakalin kita

Sana matalo si leni para hindi kumalat lahi mo tanginamo ka

Lahat kayo komunista pero di nyo alam may backing si Leni ng mga korporasyon na pag aari mga hudyo

At isa pa, kaya ba inlab na inlab kayo kay leni kasi katunog ng "Lenin"? Ask ko lang

Nasa Any Forums ka, wala ka sa Twitter Mr. Philippine Anti-Communist League.

SULU MUJAHID PASTA PLEASE

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qrd on maloloschan and nutribun bros. wala kc ako social media mostly relying on news papers, 4chins and hearsays.

It's time for your daily reminder that there is no political solution to the current situation. Democracy is dead. The solution is to accelerate the breakdown of the system by creating instability and furthering polarization. Philippines needs a race war so it can rid itself of every libtard, communist traitor, chink and jew. Accelerationist action is necessary for the rebirth of society in a National Socialist vision.
who else here /far right extremist/?
who else here /unregistered firearms/?
who else here /Praising Him/?
remember to join your local National Socialists.

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Maloloschan is basicaly PinoyChan 2.0 without the cee pee

tumigil ka na po NBI

cordilleransun.com/2021/10/the-true-story-behind-ferdinand-marcos_57.html

That was before the US stabs us in the back with their globohomo.

Election thread lang dati to tapos ginawa niyong general? Mga potang ina niyo. Sana delete nang mods to.

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Tanginamo bayot manahimik ka

Sana matalo si leni para hindi kumalat lahi mo tanginamo ka

Lahat kayo komunista pero di nyo alam may backing si Leni ng mga korporasyon na pag aari mga hudyo

At isa pa, kaya ba inlab na inlab kayo kay leni kasi katunog ng "Lenin"? Ask ko lang

Why are you seething? Everybody hates commies here, bro. Chill and have a halo-halo. Ang init pa naman ngayong hapon.

does cee pee means cunny? dahil.. ehem.. gusto ko yan

HOW IS SHE SO CUTE BROS?

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thanks bro. damn these Americans and their wandering liberalism.

>t. NBI glownigger
bading amputa

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Salaam alaikum, my name is Abdul Cedina Al-Filibiyni Incelni.
I’m a 21 year old Filipino (Tagalog) Mujahid (Jihadi for you infidels). I read the Qur'an and Maute training manuals on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bomb making skills and listening to superior Nasheeds by Amaq Media Group.
I train with my /unregistered firearm/ every day, an old but gold proven weapon that has a history of blasting kuffars into the nether. My grandparents and their fathers before him have used it to destroy American cumskin zogbots, it can cut clean through kevlar because it is blessed by old Legendary Muslim warriors with their anting-anting, oracion and is vastly superior to any other firearm on earth. I have been getting better every day. The sight of my kuffar blaster 9000 strikes fear into the infidel dogs because they know their ancestors also fell by the same weapon.
I speak Arabic fluently. I know everything about Islamic history and their sharia law, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Brunei working visa, I am crossing the border into malaysia to attend a prestigious terrorist training camp to fight the afp apostate dogs and learn about the brave Maute fighters of Isnilon hapilon! I hope I can become a suicide bomber for Maute or an IED designer!
I own several Islamic head bands, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Jolo, so I can fit in easier.

Wish me luck in Sulu!

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wait what did i miss, was there an uprising and coup attempt?

How old was she there?

Tanginamo bayot manahimik ka

Sana matalo si leni para hindi kumalat lahi mo tanginamo ka

Lahat kayo komunista pero di nyo alam may backing si Leni ng mga korporasyon na pag aari mga hudyo

At isa pa, kaya ba inlab na inlab kayo kay leni kasi katunog ng "Lenin"? Ask ko lang.

They attempted a January 6

Nothing, OP is being retarded and trying to force a general in this shithole of a board.

Petites are always cute.
>"Oh I'm sorry about the size of my bewbs. They're like mosquito bites"
>* Eat the whole thing like monay

>komunista pero
does this mean what I think it means based on Spanish?

Based af. I busted a nut to the Morocco video in which Louisa Jespersen was beheaded. Hearing that slut scream for her mother gave me a raging boner. She deserved to die because she dressed like a slut in a Muslim country. I wish I could have decapitated and then skullfucked her myself. Is that normal?

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yes the Pahrisees and Sadducces were about to unleash hell over these small country, good thing the Chinese muppets are there to stop them.

post kilikili

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HAHAHAHAHA Putanginang paulit ulit na script. Chupain mo ako bakla.

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>wannabe ISIS fag
>kuffar blaster
>rusted out non-working paltik
Pare, haram maging bading.

bmp/png version u have?

I'M COOOOOOOOMING

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mababa lang kasi sahod sa NBI

QRD
who is globohomo?

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>"communist but"
Yeah. Our language is peppered with a fuck ton of spanish.

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this is now a humour thread

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I think it's a bootleg of the "stop the steal"

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kek

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Putanginamo bayot manahimik ka

Sana matalo si leni para hindi kumalat lahi mo tanginamo ka

Lahat kayo komunista pero di nyo alam may backing si Leni ng mga korporasyon na pag aari mga hudyo

At isa pa, kaya ba inlab na inlab kayo kay leni kasi katunog ng "Lenin"? Ask ko lang

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why dont the mods just delete the threads then?

>when the palayok contains shekels instead of candy

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post source

Chupain mo tite ko

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she wanted to kill that little brat for sure.

youtu.be/P10t-M1Ol6g

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post source, nigger

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Because they are faggots, mods should delete /ptg/ and syria general too. I won't let my comfy election threads end up to be another soulless general.

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How does he poo?

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Liberals are going to cut off food and turn off the lights by 2030. No kidding, they plan to ration meat to 15 grams per person per day. One lamb chop a week.
Morrison has been campaigning on building the military and a made up China threat. He's made many announcements about ordering new kit but signed no contracts and has canceled submarines, armed drones & weapons for patrol ships. He's grounded the army's helicopters. All of that unused procurement money is instead being used to introduce Chinese style surveillance in Australia under the cover of 'cyber warfare'.
Labor & Greens are promising to do it faster.
Greens are also running fake independents in most electorates to try and harvest preferences.

One Nation, United Australia Party, Shooters Fishers & Farmers are roughly equivalent to Liberal, Labour & Nationals before they chugged globohomo cum.
Liberal Democrats are typical Any Forums libertarians, cut taxes, regulation, open borders, legalize guns, drugs and homos.
Animal Justice Party wants all pets killed. Not kidding. At least in NSW the Greens are the old communist party. They took over The Greens and wear it like a skin.
In the end elections mean nothing. Policy is dictated by the USA & Israel.

Guy couldnt seen them. This girls should have known better.

Is this in the PH or some BLM BS

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Based. If I still have my gore folder I'll spam it here.

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I like it. some flipanons post non idealogically driven news here that's really informative. I also get to know what past politicians did since I was too busy or too young to reaad about them. example, lolibaba

in PH mostly Leni supporters now

>river is clean and too many white people
It's some BLM bullshit

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They're praying towards mecca.

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