/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3002

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>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast
>AFP: Bulgaria and the Czech Republic looking to request exception to Russian oil embargo
>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms
>Ukraine allows the deployment of volkssturm to the frontlines (t.me/s/uniannet/51863)
>20 million metric tons of grain to be delivered from Ukraine to Germany to prevent famine
>Russian government expected to agree upon and approve of list of sanctioned bodies within 10 days
>Putin signs special retaliatory sanctions prohibiting all trade with people and organizations listed as hostile to Russia
>Ukraine MoD: Ghost of Queef is not real

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Thank you emergency baker

The forces of the LPR managed to break through the line of defense of the defense center in Privolye.
Fighting is going on inside the perimeter
files.catbox.moe/w9xyne.mp4
Destruction of the stronghold of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Limansky direction
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Confirming video with flags from Yuzhny, which was busy just now, near Severodonetsk.
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The work of Gradov of the NM of the DPR on the positions of the APU surrounded in the Avdiivka area.
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Explosions now in Nikolaev
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Russian air defense shoots down targets near Kharkov near the border with Russia, RIA Novosti correspondent reports.
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Special Forces of the Interior Ministry of the DPR storm "Azovstal", breaking through the walls
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Russian special forces are taking out rail the Dnepropetrovsk region.
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The area of the liberated "Zarya" plant in Rubizhne from where the Ukrainian forces were kicked out just now.
Their broken equipment littered the territory.
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Azovstal - near the tunnel entrance which was discovered the other day.
Russia uses drones to pick off Ukrainians trying to avoid surrendering.
Zoom in to see the Ukrainians.
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the DPR bus driver, who delivered in the liberated cities, gave his own dry ration to the children of Blagodatnoe village
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Finally new bread, smells great user. Hopefully my ID won't be vagina anymore my gashwound is sore

Good bread

TY BAKER!

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>Ukrainian forces near Izyum Kharkiv Oblast
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>Russians use drones to correct artillery fire
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>Hoholmos caught having gay sex by an ATGM
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>Ukrainian generals rush for homosex and BTFO by ATGM
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>Ukrainian trench stormed in Donbass Hoholmo BTFO
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>Russian Su-25 passes over Popasna
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>Pro-Russian public rally in Belarus
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>TA ZA SHOOOO?!? Kherson Edition
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>Ukrainians protest mass conscription efforts in Transcarpathia
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>Cleaning Mariupol up after months of warfare
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>Ukrainians shoot down Russian missile over Odessa, end up with debris landing in civilian area
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>LPR UR-77 demining system hits Ukrainian positions in Rubezhnoye
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>Russian military reporter shows the aftermath of FAB-3000 hitting Azovstal
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>Tank obliterates AFU infantry at point blank.
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>Aftermath (Not comfy)
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>Huge explosion near Nikolaev
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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>youtube.com/watch?v=Fqy-fCf6Ymg
more jams for my /chug/ family (minus any leafs)

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This guy checks out. TY for helping US when we needed it.
IF we can agree to it, we can use his bread next, it appears to be in working order and does look fresh apart from the flag.

MorningZ

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I'd be more about that fucking unknown pokemon looking trip

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Zunny!

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Poland are you accepting any US non-muslim white refugees?

Good morning Sirs!

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Emergency bake: new baker needed

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I was gonna make it user but I thought that'd be gay
>ᨊᨈᨗᨔᨈᨗ

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Morning sir!

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Z!

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wtf I just posted in ANOTHER chug thread that had 2 replies and then I check the catalog and I see this fucking chug thread

and I wasted perfectly good joke in that other shit chug thread that no one posted in

Need perpendicular paizuri

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for Poland!
so it can find its pwn way

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Thanks for the emergency bake, phone poster.

I would've baked but didn't want to corrupt the thread anymore than I already have.

>ܔܛܔ this is another random text I love.

Good morning

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ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3480902-war-will-end-when-ukraine-gets-everything-back-says-zelensky.html

He thinks war is an RTS.

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where my chickenfried glowies at

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tell it again

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Kot

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i created the other thread user and i liked the appalachian mining town joke.

>Ukraine spent more than $8 billion on military operations against Russia

>In an interview with Reuters, Ukrainian Finance Minister Serhiy Marchenko said that Ukraine has already spent UAH 245.1 billion (about $8.3 billion) on waging war with Russia.

>According to Marchenko, funds pledged for development went to everything from the purchase and repair of weapons to emergency assistance to internally displaced persons. The government collected only 60% of the planned tax revenues for April, in May-June this figure may drop to the level of 45-50%.

>“Kyiv needs foreign financial support as Ukraine is forced to send billions of dollars for emergency expenses. According to the Ministry of Finance, $5 billion a month is needed to finance the state budget,” the minister stressed.
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MOAR GIBBS!

no its just not the same.

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Uoh

based

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I DID TOO.

he wouldn't get it

the Appalachian towns are fuckt I live in MD and all their addicts come from PA WV to buy our delicious Baltimore fentanyl

thank you user. I was all
>wait till the chug boyz see this one.
and then no one posted. so now I gave up comedy

Looks like heiroglyphs for mountains or something
Kot

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I hope you understand why we had to migrate, burgerfriend. If we start allowing burger bakers, it's a slippery slope.

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>pic

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Kot

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For the first time, the Ukrainian junta named the number of citizens it plans to mobilize into the army.

The Ministry of Defense "focuses on the need to provide 1 million people who will fight the enemy," Defense Minister Reznikov said.

Before the war, the numerical strength of the Armed Forces numbered about 200 thousand people.

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Yesterday when US senator blocked the gibs for Ukraine, hohols started seething about how they need that money right now.
It means they are literally out of money immediately as they "get" the money lmao

Holy...
Fuck...

Good maybe the war will finally end. After obvious Russian retribution.

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no worries fren. chug is peak comfy and i didnt want it to stop

Did chug hear about the bridge crossing in Popasnaya? About 70 Ukranian vehicles destroyed and 1500 troops along with high command.

Remember when everybody was saying the war cost Putin 75 million a day?

Burgers can't be trusted with the baked goods, too prone to consuming all the sugar and oil before the oven is hot, then shitting on the floors.
Kot

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>Junta
Based, it is. It's fucking illegitimate as well.
Will Russia need to match that kind of manpower?
If so, what exactly does that look like?

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I can't wait for the CIA to get ride of him.

>1 Million

with that stockpile, fucked up industry and losses?

L M F A O

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comfy RUS baker hours, now i just need the finnbro

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hohols are worse than jews
umm it's actually 75 gorillion, get it right sweety.

Jesus Christ, the bodies are going to be piled so high.
Why are Ukrainians fighting for these literal jews?

Steiner read the map upside down.

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Let me guess, you NEED more?

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this is how winning looks like btw

Don't need the manpower as long as they keep catching artillery shells dodgeball style.
It's like people can't read history books and see what happens to every CIA glowasset eventually.
Kot

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They won't stop reporting on the massive Russian losses. Something like 450 people?

baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world/ct-aud-nw-russia-ukraine-20220513-mrs7kuzhazbtnjtdtnbg23w52a-story.html

yes with rightfully acquired nato equipment

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give it a rest hans

There is nothing to "match".

That 1 million would be 40-50+ year old men that have zero millitary experience and would be equipped like in meme about WW2 - one rifle for two, once first dies, second picks it and continue storming the trenches.

What I am saying is already happening - pay attention to any video on Telegram or Youtube showing new conscripts going to frontline, there are fewer and fewer young faces but more and more grim 50 year olds that have sad/dead eyes as deep inside they know they go to be slaughtered.

i couldn't find a kot lel

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Everything Russia does is wrong, Ukraine can do nothing wrong. Such is life in the medias fantasy land. Have a kot for th SE trying times.

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All they need to do is put an extra machinegun in every squad. They don't even have to fire it, just bring it along. Works every single time a tyrant rounds up civilians and tell them to do human wave attacks.

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To the last

>India banned export of wheat

Ukros are sent to defend every single village until nothing is left but rubble. Seriously..what's Russians end game? Everythinng is flattened, houses, factories, farms. After the war populationbis supposed to return, to what? Don't tell me Chinese or any gov program will rebuild that, would be an enormous task even without rampant corruption.

Also I cannot see a stable border without a big ass river between and Nikolayev - Krivoi Rog line there is none. Without population returning soon, wjat is the purpose? Winter is just 6 months away, not enough to rebuild. All the psycho ukros in leadership are just fine not one was taken out while Azov has a deck of cards and weknow theyveliminated a lot of capable Donbass leaders.

Seem a lack of strategy all together aside fighting in own Donbass territory

They'll have no military experience, canon fodder.

good morning dear sirs
death to ukraine
death to usa
death to eu

Cлaвa Poccии

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>ID: 100

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shit i replied to myself instead of you :P

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lmmfao

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They'll all get a foreign donated wunderwaffle

That's ok, I have plenty for everyone. Taking a break from pigs and Cunny and trying on kots and cars.

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that shit again? you don't learn do you

That's actually a pretty good point. Also really fucking depressing.

>Scholz says the only way for the sanctions to be lifted is a peace treaty between Russia and Ukraine
>right after he said they would never accept a peace treaty on Russian terms
looks like our own EU economic suicide is here to stay no matter what

why are ukranian girls such sluts? lol i think i understood that

Thanks for the Kot here's one in advance to all Russians

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TO
THE
LAST
HOHOL
The "where will we bury y'all" joke is getting morbidly real, Rusbros.

ok man of taste lmfao

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Fucking physically cannot stop screeching about it lol.

If this war has thought me anything, it's that Slavs in general are some of the most retarded peoples on this planet. I've seen Sneeds in assisted living facilities with more spatial awareness, ability and intellect.

Read what I said they won't shut up about it.

Yes

ДO ПOCЛEДHEГO ХOХЛA

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If civilians here are any good metric, they're absolutely brainwashed into thinking they're a superior nation to everyone and everyone deserve to serve them. Basically jews.

Rand Paul is our best senator.

They've been handing out semi-auto plastic guns, semi-auto vector submachine guns, semi-auto AR15s, and M1911s for weeks at this point.

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