Always Thinking Outside The Box

...both politically AND figuratively. Picrel is an example. I have a toaster oven at my disposal, but just figured I'd jam these suckers into a two-slice toaster and see how it turns out. I'm the same way with voting in a democratic setup. Mainly I vote with my wallet! How about you, user?

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How did it work out?

Doin' a second round... might have to do a few cycles. I'll keep you posted.

I have a suspicion you got 2 coals in the end

On the third cycle now, and no char insofar. The toaster cycles are short, so it's kind of like a pulse shaped waveform vs a sinusoidal if you know what I mean. Kinda like cooking on a flame range that lacks fine control... just use a cast iron pan and cut the heat altogether when it gets too hot! Then re-fire it after tossing everything around.

eagerly awaiting a status report

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You're going to blow out your toaster and burn your apartment building down.

GIWTWM

Lol

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>and burn your apartment
I think he may have done just that, it's been over five minutes since he reported anything...looks like OP pushed his luck too hard and is now in heaven with Jesus

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more likely the water in the chicken shorted the toaster, and OP cant find the fuse panel.

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Confirmed. I just heard the fire engines go by.

Pleased to inform that the hobo coeurs d'on bleu turned out without any singing, though it was a bit of a delicate procedure to extract them in one piece. Had to use a knife to get under them. Don't worry! I unplugged the toaster first. All in all, I figure these little processed ham and cheese thingies could've benefited from another two cycles... they weren't piping hot after three toaster cycles.

Good to know. Be safe user.

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you're going to die from samonella.

I can confirm too. I am the bush infront of his appartement whole shit gone to fire

That's frozen uncooked chicken breast. They didn't cook in 3 toaster cycles. I feel cheated and used.

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I don't live in an apartment. Why would this experiment 'blow-out' my Toastmaster toaster? Are you a Jew or something? Don't want poors saving on electrosheckles or something?

OP is a larping faggot. Our job now is to burn his house down for him.

Have fun when the flames eventually shoot out of the top.

now this is post-political

>experiment
You didn't post results

fun fact you can boil sausages in a toaster but don't tell anybody humanity isn't ready for this technology

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Glad you made it through...guess we should set up a hot pockets general /hpg/ so we can get the technique dialed in for HP all over the world.

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No... it's cooked... I think... if not, I'll pickle my insides with straight gin to kill whatever pathogenic covidian deershit stuff that sticks to raw meat. No. I read the label. It's totally ghettoproof my dude.