>May 9, 2022: PH elections happened. During the night, unofficial tally says Ferdinand Marcos Jr. and Sara (((Zimmerman))) Duterte are in the lead for President and VP resprctively over opposition candidate VP Leni Robredo and senator Francis Panilingan.
>As this happens, the Philippines subreddit aka Robredo supporter central seethed and complained that COMELEC, the Marcoses, and the Dutertes sabotaged the elections with faulty machines.
>Robredo supporters tried to storm COMELEC while Marcos supporters gloated over the victory. Any Forums laughs in the distance.
>Now the Robredo appreciation night is over. It happened. The Angat Buhay Lahat foundation was born the same day.
>all this tribal arguments between Leni and BBM supporters Fucking idiots amuse me. Taxi drivers in Manila still demand you add on top of the meter or they won't take your ass to your destination. LGU's are still corrupt. Hell, I worked in City Hall for two years during Duterte's term and even something as "harmless" as Environmental Offices had massive corruption (ie budget for tree planting had P500 Million. No trees were planted. NONE). An AMD A4 PC which would've costed just P15,000 during that time (2015) was inflated to P50,000 in the division budget. A computer chair and workdesk which only costs P10,000 total was budgeted as P20,000. Fuck off with the "MUH DUTETE CHANGED OUR COUNTRY HUNYUUUKK!!!" Nothing has changed.
We are still the same corrupt shit country that has different faces and names each election cycle.
Midwits think elections matter lol. Politics is designed to steal a citizen’s hard earned money into a politician’s pocket. Whoever wins, we lose. Please vote for globohomo. I'm sure Leni, Duterte or BBM will change the course for our country.
I TRIED ORDERING SHAKKEYS PIZZA AND THEY SAID THERE ARE NO MOJOS CUZ OF POTATO SHORTAGE GLOBAL FAMINE IS HERE!!!!! IM PREPARED TO EAT (light skinned) PEOPLE!!!
Not really. No one in the big 5 is the Any Forums choice. Leni: Jew globohomo Marcos Jr.: CCP bitch Pacquiao: based but we can't afford another Ronald Reagan presidency. Domagoso: Wigger. Enough said. Ping: based too but low chance of winning.
Benjamin Hill
>Paid >Shills Wet water
Colton Moore
he's a chink puppet
Carson Parker
China is based though
Lucas Myers
he is the lesser of two weevils (alternative is globohomo stronk womxn)
I like how this way of thinking usually comes from neckbeards having to deal with gay characters in their videogames LMAO
David Long
Scott Morrison everyone
Ryan Johnson
>son of a dictator >lets others do the dirty work for him >refuses to give back the plundered billions Yeah, I'm thinking you're a dumbass. Only idiots think either candidates are okay. Choosing one shit over another is still choosing shit.
>Our experience is like a reprise from Star Wars’ “The Empire Strikes Back.” Remember the last six years, when some political dynasties suffered defeats?
Watch other shows faggot. Politics is less Star Wars and more like LOGH. Di sya ganun ka black and white.
Jose Miller
Stop smoking dicks the fact this train of thought gave you guys a chuckle let's me know already that the coke your on is some bad shit.
Liam Murphy
>yeah, i'm an incel how did you know?
Isaiah Nelson
Salaam alaikum, my name is Abdul Cedina Al-Filibiyni Incelni. I’m a 21 year old Filipino (Tagalog) Mujahid (Jihadi for you infidels). I read the Qur'an and Maute training manuals on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bomb making skills and listening to superior Nasheeds by Amaq Media Group. I train with my /unregistered firearm/ every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through kevlar because it is made by Lanao slaves in rusting jungle factories and is vastly superior to any other firearm on earth. I have been getting better every day. I speak Arabic fluently. I know everything about Islamic history and their sharia law, which I follow 100%. When I get my Brunei working visa, I am crossing the border into malaysia to attend a prestigious terrorist training camp to fight the afp apostate dogs and learn about the brave Maute fighters of isnilon hapilon! I hope I can become a suicide bomber for Maute or an IED designer! I own several Islamic head bands, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Jolo, so I can fit in easier.
