Women who already hit midnight thread (BUMBLE, Tinder, Match etc)
>no dogs in the bed
looks like marsha is sleeping on the floor then
ask her what her body count is
>no dogs in the bed
lol you got it misunderstood, if my dog likes you then you will be invited. not the other way around. my loyal companion is worth a thousand of you
Thotty is right
Fuck your dog in your house you non kosher fuck
wants kids someday
>seeking something meaningful
>also if you have never been to Europe you will be incapable of having a meaningful relationship with me because you just aren’t cultured.
She isn’t going to make it.
Most of these women aren't capable of living men. They want a mule, which they will happily abandon if something better comes along. They can't have kids past 35, which is probably a good thing, they would destroy their kid after kicking the father out.
holy crap what a dumpster fire
Why not simply catfish women, agree to meet up, and then simply observe when she arrives and the fake Chad from your profile pic is nowhere to be seen? When she messages back just tell her you were busy or decided to do something with someone else to shatter her self-esteem. Worst case scenario you've wasted the whore's time.
How good is Tinder (or any other hook-up app) with preventing catfishing?
Maybe they mean they want a single dad and nurture his kids.
Nah, I didn't think so either.
>How good is Tinder (or any other hook-up app) with preventing catfishing?
Not at all.
Mistakes were made
You could get away with it pretty easily if you don't agree to facetime or voice chat, which I've never been asked to do lol
What's wrong with voice chat? If she can't see your face and your voice sounds at least fine then it shouldn't be a problem, right?
I guess if you can banter like a Chad it could be fine. I don't think I have that kind of Joie de vivre
These women all genuinely think they are going to be the exception and have healthy children in their 40s. They truly see themselves as the protagonists of their own stories.
Normally, I'd laugh, but this is just sad.
Imagine a fall from grace this bad... only in clownworld...
kek
I’ve done it before. Bonus points if you tell them that they didn’t look like their pics so you left.
why not suggest egg donor?
she's being sarcastic about the kids obviously
Jeebus, I am 34 all these wimmens like 40+.
Or is that part of the joke
>egg donor
That would be the end of the conversation. Women want to pass on their genetics at any cost. Its fine if you raise a kid that isn't related to you though.
I guarantee you her actual age is 42+.
see:
>Or is that part of the joke
They are just liars.
Dogs on bed and even indoors are gross, they stink to high heaven.
Your typical Elementary school faculty
Euros, be nice to us, you see what we have to deal with here
isn't this basically what you retards want
a trad white gf that wants kids?
make up your fucking minds
Mah you can surely have kids at 40. Just more chances of defects and takes more effort.
I do think it is a bit old, your kid will not need to buy a house though, can just inherit yours
>5'3
>wine aunt energy
If she has money, I'm willing to try and put a baby on that crusty old womb.
>23
>with those wrinkles
Alright, that one good gave me a good chuckle
Oh wow, I mean I have seen that some people look older, but if that is 23 she has some kind of weird aging disorder. Or vegan.
A "trad" wife would have had kids by now. She spent her fertile years whoring around. Which is her prerogative but very few get to have the white picket fence and picture perfect family at the end of their life unless they put in the years to build it up.
Besides the fertility and health issues truth is men don't wanna marry a whore.
fuck off bobo you ruined me
This is some used up whore who is desperate to settle just before her expiry date. She wasted the best years of her life. Not the same. Pic related.
>"comedian"
>men laugh at my jokes because they want to fuck me
>never been to Europe
What an odd thing to specify. NGMI.
>but if that is 23 she has some kind of weird aging disorder.
Only thing I'll accept is that this the real life version of that Jeremy Button disease. When she is 50 she will look 20.
You really need to lurk mor if you don't see what we see
Suck my red rocket, wagecuck.
>38 years old
>trad wife
user, I...
Looollllllll
I'll give her the benefit of doubt and think she meant to type 33
You can tell she isn't vegan because it isn't the first thing she mentioned in her profile.
Please rate this specimen. She's on the left.
She wants you to fund a grand european vacation.
Lol this retard doesn’t know
Jesus ive been in multiple ltr and never had a woman offer so much lol. What did this guy look like
I've fucked that chick before. She was in the same dance company as my then-gf. That was actually how I lost that gf.
>33
That would be a very rough 33. Maybe the roughest outside of people kept prisoner and tortured for years.
>isn't this basically what you retards want
>a trad white gf that wants kids?
>make up your fucking minds
yes but no one wants a fucking old hag only mentally ill schizos and niggers lmao, sorry but you'll never be young again HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She's over 30. She's of the untouchable class.
Polcels will whine about this endlessly but in reality its everything they should celebrate. Never before in history have so many women failed to reproduce. These women are all subsisting on zoloft and Xanax and are more miserable than average incel no matter how many Chad dicks they failed to lock down. They are genetic failures, every one. Extremely eugenic for the X chromosome.
I attack women in the park and I tell them "I will rape you now".
But just before I'm about to rape them I stop and say "sorry I thought you were attractive" and walk away.
>tradwife
>eggless used cum rag
She's everything you claim to want but older. Your standards are far too high to be realistic. Perfection is almost impossible to come by.
No one is whining, this is the celebratory thread. You are just a kike faggot
Tall, blonde, green eyes and chiseled jaw but with realistic pics (not model ones). Also remember she is 31 and asian. A white hunk in his prime is a hell of a catch even for some bangs.
...dogs?
She's somewhat like 40-41.
Carlos!
Sorry to break it to everyone present but if you're using tinder or any app you're doing it wrong.
The Chad asks out a cute Stacey only directly face to face and with full risk of rejection.
Online dating is for betas and other leftovers.
Always has been!
What the fuck is that deformed thing in your picture?
Why does the Ms. user thread smell like a public peloton bike seat at an over 40s cycle at 7am ?
>no dogs in the bed please
barkbros…
Both got Monster foreheads, you can see crows feet on the left ones eyes. Wine glass is a red flag
If she'll lie about numbers I feel bad for the guys she tells that she's only been with 4-6 men
Those fucking tits
She made her choices, she can live with them. She should have settled down when she was in her 20s. Literally not my problem. I hope she drinks her way to pancreatic cancer to cope with her pathetic existence.