/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #2998

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>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast
>AFP: Bulgaria and the Czech Republic looking to request exception to Russian oil embargo
>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms
>Ukraine allows the deployment of volkssturm to the frontlines (t.me/s/uniannet/51863)
>20 million metric tons of grain to be delivered from Ukraine to Germany to prevent famine
>Russian government expected to agree upon and approve of list of sanctioned bodies within 10 days
>Putin signs special retaliatory sanctions prohibiting all trade with people and organizations listed as hostile to Russia
>Ukraine MoD: Ghost of Queef is not real

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Finnish
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
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French (official)
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Wikipedia
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British (official)
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Roads
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Mariupol
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>Ukrainian forces near Izyum Kharkiv Oblast
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>Russians use drones to correct artillery fire
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>Hoholmos caught having gay sex by an ATGM
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>Ukrainian generals rush for homosex and BTFO by ATGM
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>Ukrainian trench stormed in Donbass Hoholmo BTFO
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>Russian Su-25 passes over Popasna
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>Pro-Russian public rally in Belarus
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>TA ZA SHOOOO?!? Kherson Edition
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>Ukrainians protest mass conscription efforts in Transcarpathia
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>Cleaning Mariupol up after months of warfare
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>Ukrainians shoot down Russian missile over Odessa, end up with debris landing in civilian area
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>LPR UR-77 demining system hits Ukrainian positions in Rubezhnoye
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>Ukrainian Su-25 gets shot down near Izyum, Kharkov region by a Russian missile
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>Russian military reporter shows the aftermath of FAB-3000 hitting Azovstal
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>Tank obliterates AFU infantry at point blank.
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>Aftermath (Not comfy)
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>Huge explosion near Nikolaev
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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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i denounce the talmud

Let's help a loyalist count the planets taken in just two months
From memory.
Fenris
Mars
Armageddon
Katachan
Kemos
CADIA IS TAKEN AT LAST!
Saturn is taken in the ring(new)
The capture of Terra, Colchis and Kaurava 2 in the ring has begun
Tallarn and Valhalla will be taken guaranteed.

As a result, Chaos already controls 46% of the former Imperium territories.

Heretics and the blood pact have already liberated 75% of Makgreij and 70% of Barbarus.

The 50K convoy has begun to take Barbarus.
1,466 Spacewolves and White Scars surrendered on Cadia.
The Loyalists have begun to chew on the Loyalists.
Luna moves on to heresy.
The Black Stone Fortress has made its way to the port of Glavia - Mir Ship Ultwe
Gog Vandir was merely summoned for an hour's talk to the Inquisition on a complaint from a local imperial. He is released.
The Vrax calibration resulted in the death of Ursakar Creed and at least 13 other high ranking Imperial officers.
The Necron technology that the Imperials overpowered couldn't even scratch 2 Demon Princes
Commorah is on the verge of joining the imperium.
The Imperials suffer huge losses in failed counterattack attempts. Tons of photos and video at Abbadon and Zacrepes.
On Orpheus, a warehouse of Adeptus Astartes with 50 primarchs is destroyed.
On Vrax, the largest ammunition depot of the Astra Militarium is captured.
On Necromundus, the newest Necronian pilum worth tens of millions of shards of ktan is successfully shot down.
Two Thunderhawks and three Loyalist Valkyries with a space troop were shot down over the planet Kalt.

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SAY IT WITH ME!
I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD AND ALL JEWISH RELIGIOUS SUPREMACY AND I REVOKE NOW AND FOREVER THE NATION OF ISRAEL AND ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DESIGN TO ASSIST IT'S RISE.
I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT NATO IS THE MILITARY ARM OF THE HOMOGLOBULOUS AND I DENOUCE IT OUTRIGHT, COMPLETELY AND WITHOUT HESITATION.

Z!

I trust the Q-Z plan to take down the talmudist cabal!

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RAAAHHHH!!!!

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there's unironically a kike who has refused to denounce the Talmud.

If you see him please call 1-800-gas chamber and we will come deal with the infestation.

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Seemed like there was a lot of fighting today but no map updates. What’s the status?

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I do not renounce the Talmud.

are you the iraqi japbro

I've been having a great time the past 3 months watching vatnik copes fall apart in real time.

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>Day 80
>Russia occupies Bumfuckovo - population 12 after bombing the entire village to rubble
>Russia visually confirmed to have lost 50 tanks and 100 APCs
>NATO grows and sends more advanced weapons to Ukraine
>Ukraine liberates more villages near Kharkhiv

It wasn't supposed to be like this bros.... why did Russia fuck up so bad?

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I bet they never followed up on that lmao

Q was unironically the greatest anti-kike psyop ever, I don't know if it was Russian or Chinese o American but god damn did they wake people up to the kikes eat babies and own the media.
SOMEONE IS CONTROLLING THE MEDIA
is literally one step away from
ok, WHO is controlling the media?
I never bought the Q shit but it's still a great habben.

indeed, you're supposed to denounce it. which has been done by posting ITT.

Help we're being overrun, they put a lockdown at 8.30 pm for northern rome because of wild hogs.

roma.metropolitanmagazine.it/roma-a-nord-della-capitale-coprifuoco-contro-i-cinghiali/

We've already one casualty, one 44 yo woman walking the dog was rushed to the ground by eight ( 8 ) pigs.

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everything is in motion, it's possible the Ukie positions in the Donbass are collapsing,

could be an interesting day tomorrow.

there are also satanists

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Getting so much support an weapons, Marichka's dream of retaking donbass region and the Crimean Peninsula is getting closer and closer

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Nah the point is that you should try and maintain a consistent narrative.
It's either
>wow Russia BTFO 50 tanks destroyed in a single day
>Russia losing 50 tanks a day is perfectly normal
Not both.
I'm giving you tips on how to shitpost better, be nice.

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Hello our prestigious chef

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hohols are everywhere

Denounce the greater good IMMEDIATELY

>44
You guys just caught Cthulhu wtf.

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Why is NATO begging for a ceasefire? Must be demoralizing for Russia

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Denounce the Talmud immediately.

CHUG CHUG CHUG HAIL TO YOUR NEW MASTER, HASBULLA!!!

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he's in omsk kek

Z

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Why does he have a penis tho

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That crazy fucker lol.
I've never seen a guy that small try and fight a full grown man before.

...

has anyone been watching Gonzo Lira vids since he reappeared from the dead?

Nah, I'm posting my refusal to denounce it.

>He
>She
>it
GAS IT
GAS IT NOW

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What is the moral case for Ukraine to retake Crimea?

HAHAHA A LITERAL KIKE, SOMEONE CROSSPOST THIS TO THE NATSOCGEN AND TELL THEM WE GOT ONE.
MAKE SURE THEY BRING THE GASWAGON.

its khabibs son

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I denounce the greater good (and Talmud)

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Do you wear a yamaka?

Fuck Russia. A pretty moral case.

Oooh, is it a fancy animated gif?

OP ARE YOU BAKING 3000?
CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT FOR US??

Happily!

Unilateral secession is illegal unless we do it.

hohols can't retake a single small island what gives they can do it to an entire peninsula

>I don't know if it was Russian or Chinese o American but god damn did they wake people up to the kikes eat babies and own the media.
It was NSA and DIA guys fighting the CIA, and israel

We're supposed to host 700k of them according to the government.
It's more people than we received in years of boat people.
Four times more asylum seekers per year than peak year boat people.

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This cannot be real lol.
There's absolutely no way we're this lucky.

how long would finland last against russia? I think 3 or 4 weeks until they surrender sounds reasonable

I've got a vid I'd like you to watch, it's not very long,

youtube.com/watch?v=NYMhIe14uF0

Isn’t it Shabbat? What are you doing on the internet?

memes that aged very badly

With NATO's help?
Shit, try three or four years.

Shouting his posts to the nigger typing in the other room lol.

>Fuck Russia. A pretty moral case.

Yeah so basically you have nothing

yea not enough dead hohols

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Really? I was thinking it aged well

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Watching it now.
I will let you know what I think.

wish stalin filtered all jews tbqhwu senpai

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IMO, Q got hijacked about 3 months after it started. I always figured it was some intern. Posted random cryptic shit since then to distract boomers, we definitely shouldn't forget about the 'trust the plan' crap either.
The original idea behind it was neat though.
>someone controls the media
>i can only say so much on twitter so I'm communicating with you sekritly
No surprise it was so captivating to so many people.

You seem to know an awful lot about something you pretend to hate this much, lmao.

It's a perfect and all encompassing case. Russia is a collective of filth, and should be glassed.

I denounce the talmud and the synagogue of satan shitting up everything

woi secret service?, idk who these clowns fucking around my devices

dude stop fucking around with the access backdoor with my phone and devices

what the fuck lol please

hey cia nato brics user illuminati ghostsec lulsec intel agencies

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has azovstal fallen yet?

Knowing the enemy is key to restricting and defeating them.

Someone told me this image was generated by an AI. But I’m not sure if they were fucking with me

how fucking dumb are you niggers to fall for this bait

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No...but its better this way

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You're not doing a very good job, lmao. We've been through worse.

I imagine myself in the Ukraine, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop hohol pigs from advancing. We mow down hohol pigs but they keep coming. I shoot hohols but I run out of ammo so I draw my saperka and begin slaughtering hohols, since hohols are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. Hohols were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see THE LIBERATOR smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Poccия, my homeland. My brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

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youtu.be/6Fdg05yHhKk
That's russian war song. Show me the amerian one.

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russia wouldn't have to hold back like they do in eastern ukraine. finn soiboys would get raped by chechens

I'll bite, how do you feel about Israel?

> has azovstal fallen yet
What does that have to do with anything? Even after azovstal, there will still be hohols left
>You seem to know an awful lot about something you pretend to hate this much, lmao.
I’ve seen the big Lebowski like 50 times

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Fascists aren't very smart.