/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #2997 - FIXED EDITION

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>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast
>AFP: Bulgaria and the Czech Republic looking to request exception to Russian oil embargo
>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms
>Ukraine allows the deployment of volkssturm to the frontlines (t.me/s/uniannet/51863)
>20 million metric tons of grain to be delivered from Ukraine to Germany to prevent famine
>Russian government expected to agree upon and approve of list of sanctioned bodies within 10 days
>Putin signs special retaliatory sanctions prohibiting all trade with people and organizations listed as hostile to Russia
>Ukraine MoD: Ghost of Queef is not real

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understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
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liberal democracy stinky

>Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Map_of_the_war_in_Donbass.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

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Hahahaha do it Finland go poke the Russian bear, so i can add a third image here

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>Ukraine will fall in 24 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 48 hours!
>Ukraine will fall in 3 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 4 days!
>Ukraine will fall in 5 days!
>Ukraine will fall in a week!
>Ukraine will fall in two weeks!
>Ukraine will fall in three weeks!
>we don't NEED to take Kiev
>we don't NEED to take Kharkiv
>we don't NEED to not beg 16,000 Syrian mercenaries for help
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in a week
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 2 weeks
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol in 3 weeks
>we don't NEED to take anything other than Mariupol
>we don't NEED to take Mariupol
>we don't NEED our ammunition ships to not be on fire
>we don't NEED our flagship, it was 40 years old!
>we didn't NEED those soldiers! They were 20-40 years old!
>we didn't NEED that MI-17 full of special forces that landed on Snake island
>we didn't NEED that pontoon bridge crossing!
YOU ARE HERE
>we don't NEED to not lose Crimea
>we don't NEED to not attack NATO in a fit of autistic frustration
>we don't NEED to not let Kaliningrad get steamrolled by the Poles
>we don't NEED the Germans to be released onto Russia for the third time
>we don't NEED Putin to not shoot himself

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>Ukrainian forces near Izyum Kharkiv Oblast
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>Russians use drones to correct artillery fire
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>Hoholmos caught having gay sex by an ATGM
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>Ukrainian generals rush for homosex and BTFO by ATGM
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>Ukrainian trench stormed in Donbass Hoholmo BTFO
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>Russian Su-25 passes over Popasna
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>Pro-Russian public rally in Belarus
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>TA ZA SHOOOO?!? Kherson Edition
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>Ukrainians protest mass conscription efforts in Transcarpathia
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>Cleaning Mariupol up after months of warfare
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>Ukrainians shoot down Russian missile over Odessa, end up with debris landing in civilian area
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>LPR UR-77 demining system hits Ukrainian positions in Rubezhnoye
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>Ukrainian Su-25 gets shot down near Izyum, Kharkov region by a Russian missile
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>Russian military reporter shows the aftermath of FAB-3000 hitting Azovstal
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>Tank obliterates AFU infantry at point blank.
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>Aftermath (Not comfy)
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>Huge explosion near Nikolaev
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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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russia lost

>HALP US ELON!

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>mfw i know where the holy spear is
>mfw my vril level is the highest on Any Forums
>mfw i know where two hyperborea gates are
>mfw i'm baking the next bread.

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I wish a vatnigger would cross that border again. And I wish the US follow the Finnish example when dealing with your kind.

I'm stunned that anyone actually thinks more than 1% of women would choose to fight in a defensive war and not run for nearby countries as fast as possible. Finns have to be some of the most cucked males on this board to believe their women would actually fight with them and not go nextdoor to tongue a Somalian man's asshole in Sweden.

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According to rybar Apparently the Ukrainians are mobilising two territorial defence brigades for an offensive in the Kherson area roughly around 15,000 will take part. Territorial defence being 55 year old grandads with one weeks training. I have a bad feeling about this lol.

>Resources: Infinite
>Manpower: Millions
>Allies: The whole free world
>Morale: Sky-high
>Skill-level: Super-elite

Yep. Ukrainian victory is guaranteed!

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>mfw I moved it
>mfw I sapped it
>mfw I locked it
>mfw I forbid it

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I just wanted to grill...

if you get an actually triggered reply with this i'm leaving the board and never coming back

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Their plan is to overwhelm Russia with so many prisoners that all the soldiers are forced to pull out of the country to take the prisoners into Russia.

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God hate sodomy, m8
West will never win.

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thank you for your service leafposter

I think Romanovs are beyond restoration and would be unpopular because they will be persieved as expat fucks and foreign spies. It would be better to find really promising man and give him tzarhood. We did it once with Michael of Russia after Time of Troubles.
I think quite the opposite. He claimed that he left Slavyansk to keep men alive and now he wants to flood ukies with sheer meat infantry.

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What will their new name be?

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Chug why does Ukraine keep blowing us up? This sucks! Why is Globohomo killing us? We're the good guys right? Isn't Jesus going to smite them?
Jews and cock snippers did this!

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Would you, /chug/?

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If Finland doesn't follow equal gender responsabilities like they did with rights and pay, it is gonna cause worldwide outrage!

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Hasn’t Ben always been like this?

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are those hohols?
is russia unironically going to send them to the gulags in siberia?

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>no he's worse than that, he's a traitor. i'd rather be with one thousand USA#`1 people than one ungrateful kike

>be usa pre-WW2
>majority german
>invade your own german bretheren
>sell out to globohomo kike
>have your great fagson go online to call someone else a traitor globohomo jew
OY VEY, RED WHITE AND JEW at it again

BRICSA ?
>Westsa Shitsa Bricsa

Does Russia do smoked meats?

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Forbid it?
You are not in charge, here.

WOW

Devestating for Moskals!

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bye

>BRICSA

No, but I'd fuck female Putin

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goodbye i'll miss you guys

no
>this entire post

I am become the ultrafish, the destroyer of baits.

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Elective monarchy os the only good monarchy. Look at UK royal family, its heavily inbred.

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IS CRAB?

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BRICSA or BRICAS

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Have you broken your programming yet chug? Or do you still think Russia is your savior?

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>I am become the ultrafish, the destroyer of baits.
Thank you for the lolz,almost spilled my vodka.

Shashlyk, grilled chiken and smoked salo and fish is more common

wasn't america majority british at the time of wwi

We all know the US is going to eventually grab everything from Greenland to Panama when they quit with the dollar shit

>1pbtid

How’s the weather in Langley?

Id fuck anything that moves if im Horny like even these coal burners prob have nice soles, really hope its just a novelty, like taking a picture with a monkey at zoo bcs u never saw monkeys

>FAB500 blocks your path

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>Bezmenov posting
the ultimate sign of a brainlet

>all this
>still losing to a country barely committing 15% of it's force and is half-assing it

How anyone could still simp for Communism after hearing this quote is beyond me. This is an evil ideology.

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USSR responses was mirrored, I wonder what was evilness of US strategy towards USSR. USSR, despite being anti-religious, was less evil that US, that is the fact.

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Na they had a lot of German descent which is why they chose to stay out of the war for so long

ZNEED

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