If you cant cook - you're not white

Amateurs

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It all looks good except for the British blood sausage

You made frozen meatballs. Wow. Impressive user. Impressive.

user that's a british dish

they hell is this? crushed strawberries on roast beef with a dollop of cool whip?

>Looks like abortio
son

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I’ve eaten nothing but pizza rolls for the past 58 days

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Russian borsch is best borsch.

Borscht is good and healthy.
Brown your stew ingredients first you crockpot-"cooking" faggot.

This looks like shit waffles and french toast mog this garbage

>pizza rolls

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Made a big batch of Boar Bolognese yesterday

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No one cares about your fucking add breakfast plate. Faggot

rat turds in your rice?

I make a great beans on toast

looks like my stool after mcdonalds mukbang video i shot

Current thread leader.

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schshi /not borsch/

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>India
>toilet

Based, i wish i could do that too but i don't want to die young

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Borsch is my favorite soup. Sad thing is, I never had it until two years ago in my thirties.

IRISH BREAKFAST IS DIFFERENT TO AN ENGLISH BREAKFAST YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU

Good one sir

I can't eat food that resembles shit

Nice!

its super easy to make, lad

Or protestant

youtu.be/-iEwZiDSexI

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Y'all haven't lived until you had danish christmas dinner with duck and browned potatoes.

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Does your borscht always have meat? I want to try making it but the pork here isn't good

The Big British. It’s like dennys grand slam

Thats wild rice, its a bit healthier, but wouldnt expect a burger to know what that is ;-)

Really fucking weird obsession you have there.

they look like little morsels of shit
I can't...ugh.....I'm going to hurl

I was really surprised when i tried borsch, it's pretty good shit when it's made properly and sour cream is added.

It’s wild long grain rice you fucking child. The uncle Ben’s shit you eat isn’t real rice

I just paid a hooker to shit in my mouth and ate it. That's top tier cuisine.

Home cooking is too expensive and a giant waste of time
Get a load of this…
All this from my local Cali Wali for $2.50
No time wasted prepping food
No time wasted washing dishes
With all the time I save I thing of app ideas or meditate
Cooking is soooo old fashioned and environmentally unfriendly it should be illegal

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Charming

Fuck off with your anti-white christcuckery.

No tendies!?

7/10
2/10 looks like shit user you're a faggot
1/10 bong slop only fit for subhumans
8/10 looks tasty and nutritious good job user
9/10 food for the master race
5/10 looks nutritious but slightly boring. would eat with dark bread
4/10 looks like gook food

that stuff is not bad at all if youre trying to stay lean

Browned poatoes are roasted in melted sugar, so they get a sweet caramel taste.

BASED
I hope you die of stomach cancer

My diet daily.

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Made this guy a while back.

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>Bolognese
>Gook food
You need to be over 18 to post here.

You too fren :)

Are the orange things dates? Are those potato chips in addition to potatoes? That plate needs some green.

I thought I would hate it but it was actually quite good. Glad I married a Russian even tho she can be an annoying bitch sometimes. A good mother at least

fuck off, if you CAN cook, you are either a woman or a faggot, men dont cook, women should cook you nigger jew faggot

So British people aren't white then? Weird take.

FUCK OFF FROM MY KITCHEN OP RRRRREEEEE

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Looks like a dog pooped on some child's toys

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The orange things are small potatoes roasted in melted sugar. Gives them a sweet caramel taste.

Jesus, guess you aren't white then huh?

I drink nigger sporm

Not fooling me, at least add some mashed potatoes or change its name

>The uncle Ben’s shit

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>four cups of wine like an alcoholic nigger
>no olive oil depicted
>where's the lamb or cow meat?
Kys you fucking larp

99% of the greatest Chefs are men. Women can't build things.

>Bolognese
Then why does it look like boiled dogmeat served over rice noodles? Kys plebian

Looks like dog shit
I hope russia finishes the job and wipes your people out

pies are based

I've never had it before so I'll have to give it a try. Sounds terrible, although ketchup has sugar in it and that's good with fries.
I still can't believe your plate has 3 different types of potatoes. Apparently Danes are hobbits.

How does bricfeasta sound? Irish for breakfast

Ok, you're retarded. Thanks for letting me know. Now shut the fuck up, retard.

nice choice op

ukranian food is great

Correct. Traditionally women cooked because men were off doing more demanding things.

Lol niggers tongue my anus and produce sporm. You just drank my anus:^)

It's true, we love our potatoes xD

Browned potatoes don't have a sugary taste. It's more like caramel or 'slightly burned sugar' which tastes very different.

>99% of the greatest Chefs are men
that is true however, chef is a profession, it is a career.
it is not gay if you are a chef because you are a career man.
women on the other hand, shouldnt become chefs, they should stay at the home kitchen

Quiet, Corky. The adults are talking

Oh god, this is amazing.

Last time I went to Germany I had the best Einstein in my life

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Kurnik is based and you are a faggot, you needed world-wide propaganda just to learn where my country is.

nigger

*Einsbein

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The Gauls were the one who really roasted the lamb and cow. Actually they were bigger on pork than any other meat. Mother fucker. DOn't test me. I research my meals and diet. I know what ancient Scythians eat. I am in tune with all my ancestors and thier practices. Ok then dumb ass. What did romans dip thier bread and put on thier meat? Let's see how far you go with this bullshit.

It looks like someone threw random fistfulls of playdoh and weeds in there

where the meat, faggot