/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #2321

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>Russia captures Rubizhne & Voevodivka in the north
>Finland to join NATO
>UK signs mutual security pacts with Sweden & Finland
>ISW: Ukrainian counteroffensive in northern Kharkiv took further ground & possibly closed to within 10km of Russian border
>RU forces breach azovstal steelworks
>ISW: RU forces involved in battle of Mariupol likely heavily damaged, Ukrainian forces succeeded tying down & degrading substantial Russian force
>EU plans Russian oil ban
>Ukrainian counter-offensive east of Kharkiv retakes several towns
>Evacuation of civilians from Azovstal steelworks underway
>Lavrov: Special military operation going according to plan
>UK MoD: Russia forced to merge & redeploy depleted & disparate units in eastern Ukraine
>War could last years, Nato warns
>Gazprom cuts gas to Poland & Bulgaria over their refusal to pay in roubles
>Mysterious explosions in Transnistria
>Explosions at oil facility and military base in Bryansk, Russia
>Eight killed including a baby after apartment block in Odesa is hit by missiles
>Ukrainian military claim to kill 2 more Russian generals during fighting in the south-east
>Flagship of RU navy in the black sea, the Moskva, sunk by Ukrainian Neptune anti-ship missiles

▶Telegram Channels
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▶INTELLIGENCE
understandingwar.org/publications
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (tracking visually confirmed equipment losses)
twitter.com/Skawtish
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twitter.com/Militarylandnet

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last two digits is Ruble's exchange rate next week
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>Russia captures Rubizhne & Voevodivka in the north
Huh?
When did that happen?

Mein Monke, ...

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Nothing happened on snake island

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Z! Z! Z! GLORY TO PUTIN! KILL ALL THE HOHOLS! Z! Z! Z!

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>Updated Mega
>Updated Mega
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>Created TG channel fo Marichka Art dump
>t.me/ FGJTSFazhxg1NzIy

>mega.nz/folder/I2AWUB4J#Cy34N8auTqjaAmMDqeDrUw

Also now with Sticker pack:
>t.me/addstickers/Mari4ka_Int

>Added NSFW Folders for 2D and 3D.
>2D and 3D musclegirls and tomboys, around 650 files now, will add more later

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Make one of the next OP-pics a KAVUN one.

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1 million army? Seem like a bit of an overkill, hohlobros...

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> the couch division thread

>last two digits
Nah we gotta make it three, rollin

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Cute justice

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First for fuck ziggers

Haha I would sit with your kot for, what is that, bread, onions, and tea?

I hope russia destroys european peace, because consoomist hedonism has to stop

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Red is pro-Russian separatists right? Do they think we are stupid?

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The better to kill vatniks with, my dear.

based кiт

kAWOOOn

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heh
somewhat realistic

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are they contractors from China?

UGH! Imagine how they rape Ukie whores all day long.

tell me an ukrainian joke

Russian soldiers from the far east part of Russia send to Ukraine to pretend they're local separatists.

based numbers confirm

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no not always, its like with ukies, they switch colours, from blue/yellow to green

that's Salo

Next week? 1usd = 1 rub
2 more weeks 10usd = 1 rub.

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how do you know these aren't KAVUNYCHKY?

it's "armchair battalion", civvie

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This is what the globohomo fears. No more branan wars.

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Russia strong

y'know, i actually sort of respect the way russians integrate new tactics into their military. not once in the history of warfare has anyone tried doing the thing that failed 20 times before, the element of surprise and confusion will surely demoralize the ukrainians into suicide after the fifth batallion of tanks drowns trying to ford a river

Nice melons.

So I don’t get it, anons… why did /uhg/ separate from /chug/? I mean, /sg/ stayed united through the whole war, what’s so different about this one, is it hitting too close to home? Were the shills too fragile at not subverting the thread, so they split it? Come on, most of this one’s posting monkey memes and there’s literally capeshit r34 in that waifu megaupload you’re pasting, who’s fooling who here? Some more lurking and research may make this thread feel more genuine

Anyways, just wanted to make sense of it, thanks!

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nah, russia should be annexed by Nippon

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the women without ass is like village without church

>cute justice
Is there a time where justice isn't cute tho?

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are they really gonna have 1 million active personnel? Even America will have problems financing them.

''Contractor'' implies they would have any say in getting put in a cattle cart and being shipped transsiberia to get captured and sacrificed to the forest gods in Europe.

The what?

Didn't /chug/ separate from the main general and not the other way around? Kys

russia is too big to be developed properly

soon

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>cute

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Kinjite, the forbidden technique.

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лoлiщe

hehe

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cuhg seethes at gore but no one here cares when the shills spam gore here

Sounds like more gibs are in order. Also the article says he's mad about them supporting the Kurdish groups or some shit like that.

> I hope Russia will invade us so Putin will reward my online shilling with a trad qt wife.

Why are they like this?

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Russia's strategy is to cause the Ukrainians to get PTSD by having them kill so many Russians. It's literally over for Ukraine.

What interests?

I love Sanna

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enjoy but there should be *woman
i fucked with grammar

twitter.com/LtTimMcMillan/status/1522671164962881548

the "bread" is salo(meat)

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youtube.com/watch?v=nINBJ1d-IiQ

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THANK YOU, Vladimir Putin. Hero of the White Race.

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/uhg/ is the original thread.
/chug/ was a glow-op split because Any Forums isn't a big fan of communism. The claimed reason for the split is because the Ukrainians refer to Kiev as Kyiv.

Apart from corruption and individual freedoms, if you do what they do in the West Russia has universal winning claims.

Now thats you said it...

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Throwing everyone into the meatgrinder sorta worked for Stalin so they're just trying it again.

embrace unavoidable balkanization then

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I will tell you a joke.

Russian command near Kharkov gets information that new commander will come from Kiev, a genius one who knows Russian tactic better than anyone. Guy arrives and orders immediate frontal attack, Russians die in droves and couple of wounded survivors return, commander looks at them, asks for reinforcements and orders frontal attack again, again couple of wounded Russians return, then again he gathers new forces and orders new frontal attack. Once again only few wounded Russians return, commander then looks at them and says: "Weird, it also didn't work at Kiev"

Yeah, EU will talk to him probably.

they did not want to shill in the same thread as rich westerners with higher nato salaries

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why would you want trad wife
they're low iq even by women standards

They both shilled for Kurds too much for Erdogan's liking.

Fake.

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a villager girl reads news, and says to her resting grandpa:
>huh, the moskals have flown to space
the grandpa looks at her, and asks:
>what, all of them?

If you import Western corruption, Russia has winning claims, because this precise corruption is too big already worldwide.

saved this cope

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Calling it meat is kinda generous
Also there's bread behind it isn't there

And it is great

>All of the Russian subs in the Crimean port have dispatched
oh no

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forgot pic.

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happening

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They're not, though.
No mobilization, from Putin's own cock-sucking mouth.
Reason being that they're fighting white people in the 21st century - i.e. brutality married to technology.
A human wave attack would be of no tactical use whatsoever, and garrison troops are not needed in high numbers since there's no pacified land to garrison.

One side was full of glowies, the other side was filled with KGB agents.

You are in the chat with glories

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I don't, I just post girls with watermelons

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Here are some from earlier threads:

>Russia today was asked: "Comrades is it true that the May 9th victory parade will take a different route than normal"
>Russia today answered: "In principle yes, but we don't yet know whether they'll march to Kiev or the Kremlin"

>This is Russia today; our listeners asked us: “We are told that the victory in Ukraine is already seen at the horizon.” Then, what is a horizon?”
>We’re answering: “Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it.”

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Memenigger, that top image is almost certainly from North America
Pretty ironic

How many more weeks until Russia takes Kiev?

Sag mal wie sähe es aus diese Kakerlaken einfach rauszuhauen?
Bayraktar hin oder her, der Erdogan ist ein Hurensohn und unterminiert die ganze europäische Gemeinschaft mit seinem putin-syndrom.

This is an especially dangerous Western corruption. I mean look at it, it can even hardly to not be discussed.

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Słonina

Just call it bacon its the same thing

I for one am hoping Orban drives a hard bargain with his veto and causes EU to be unable to block Russian oil.
It will lend credence to the current ideas about getting rid of vetos in the EU, because a bad faith actor can just lock up the process and hold the union hostage.
Maybe it will get Poland to shun them finally.

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And here i go

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2 + n

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Ja ach, eins nach dem anderen. Erstmal müssen deutsche Panzer wieder in den Osten rollen, und die Vatniks und ihre Propaganda raus. Dann kann man auch nach Erdogan schauen.

dude, its špek, slanina looks like different

If this is bacon, I have some news for you, you were lied to.

>This is an especially dangerous Western corruption. I mean look at it, it can even hardly to not be discussed.
They are all isolated, basically thinking only they have it.

And here you see 2 tools for taking care of trash

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they really call slanina salo? salo is soft fat in abdomen here, slanina is hard fat

where n = -1

Because they look fuckable in a sundress. Really, that's it. Some guys see "cottagecore" Instagram posts and pop borners.

I don't get what is the problem, if Turkey doesn't like the alliance it can leave whenever it wants. Is he trying to project Turkey's hegemony with nato or wtf he is doing?

based stuff to fry moskals asses

they unironically shilled for fucking Vietcong

yep, he is wrong

This about sums it up

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It's not bacon. It's the fatty part without the meat, usually heavily spiced/smoked.
Tastes, unsurprisingly, like fat.

Looks pretty good, honestly. What kind of Jew gets upset by back bacon?

well, user told me it taste more like "cube of fat." so I guess it's pretty chewy and melt in the mouth?

New ISW (not daily assessment): understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-annexation-occupied-ukraine-putin’s-unacceptable-“-ramp”

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Yeah that top picture is the USA for sure. I love this country. So much better than Russia

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The names should give you a hint who separated from who.

Naja, jetzt mal abgesehen von NATO, die EU wird ja durch den Orban ziemlich zerfickt und Polen hat da ja unter PiS(se) einen Schulterschluss mit Orban (der 1990 sein Diplom von George Soros finanziert bekam) gemacht, dass sie sich gegenseitig davor schützen, keine Europäischen Geldmittel mehr zu kriegen (minderheitsrechte, 2 Deppen reichen)

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Yes it depends how you prepare it.

This is Radio Yerevan. Our listeners ask us: “According to Putin, what is going on in Ukraine is a battle between Russia and NATO, and what is at stake is world domination. What is the situation there in the war?”
We answer: “Russia has lost 14,000 soldiers, 100 fighter planes, 100 helicopters, 500 tanks, 1500 armored vehicles, 3 ships, 230 guns and 6 generals. NATO hasn’t shown up yet.

I guess I'm just happy that Radio Yerevan is making a comeback after so many years.

Because they are gullible incels?

He is probably trying to gain consessions in other areas like making sweden stop fund the YPG. Literally no one gives a shit about kurds in Sweden so very cheap thing. Don't know why our gov cares about kurds this much.

>picrel
xD

you have to keep working with it,
fry it and use it instead of other oils

I stand with Vladimir Putin. Thank god for all the dead hohols. I hope this is only the beginning and not the end. The more the filthy ukie pigs suffer the better. ROSSIYA SLAVA!

When will Russia accomplish something other than getting BTFO? I'm getting bored. All I want to see is the war escalate and become global, but that can't happen if the retarded monke just keeps losing.

Oi Oi! keep the conversation in English so everyone can understand

repost from last thread. now with webm

uhg/bros, I got something funny here.
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PANZERFAUST! - JAAA DAS IST FANTASTISCH
topfuckingkek

I just love it when Ukrainians remembering their school German. There was a great video from week 2:
An Ukrainian soldier standing ontop of a manned, but immobile Russian APC, holding a hand grenade and kicking against the closed hatches, shouting: GUTEN MORGEN, RUSSENSCHWEINE
makes me laff whenever I think about it

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Oh shit, they're doing pirate radio propaganda again? Fucking based, I love WW 2: Internet Boogaloo

hello Ivan from Gaymoney, soon:

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1900s warfare VS 2020s warfare
t.me/bochkala_war/5432

>russia is too big to be developed properly
Yet for some reason they want even more and more clay

Kurds are Commies and people in the Swedish government have unironic Commie sympathies.

Based

You either put in on bread to satisfy the junk food craving, or you fry it with food for oil and pork flavour.

Its the belly of the pig. Both bacon and salo (fat). We usually heat up salo for lard, and when salo is squeezed whats left is čvarki. I don't knwo what people do in rest of the world.
Most of the time I don't want to explain what salo is so i just say bacon.

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Always takes an Austrian to keep the Germans under control

>its špek
well špek is german word for slanina actually.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speck

and taste even better
also jews and muslims afraid even to stay close to it, hehe

>čvarki
škvarky

Ukrainians are like Jews, except retarded.

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Lmao are you comparing cities that existed for centuries with some useless village in a microscopic insignificant island? Also check Hokkaido's villages they aren't any better than Sakhalin

Who are the commies in the gov?

Russia has been re-enacting epic military failures from world history.

We've seen failed versions of blitzkrieg, d-day etc. Now we get to experience an even stupider version of WW1.

but "špek" = salo
and "slanina" = bacon
in Czechia

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"Гдe хoхoл пpoшёл, тaм eвpeю дeлaть нeчeгo"

>control the world
>nationalistic
>hates muslims
>it's ok when act antisemitic
sounds good

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