Tfw 29 years old and virgin

Could be worse, you could be 29 and have AIDS

Hahaha boomers kept you a virgin.

Rent or own a home. Have a car.
Waste your life working and becoming a boring person nobody wants to fuck.

Then Pay 30 for gas, 20 for a movie and 20 for dinner.
and maybe maybe you get to touch hands.

Go fuck hookers in Thailand you fucking losers why would you wait THIS long?

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So youre an average male? Why do people think this is uncommon in this day an age?

>Hookup apps

Chad only

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>Thailand
Fucking men does not count

>ID says FAt
>flag
lel

Isn't rape in Brazil legal? that's what your country was founded on

Keep coping. Of fucking course it is.
t. fucked a girl for the first time at 14

You're thinking of Europe and your own country, where feral nogs and rapefugess get free access to white women.

I'm 18 and lost my virginity a few months ago, I reckon you wait until marriage because if it doesn't work out the breakup is rough

>I reckon you wait until marriage because if it doesn't work out the breakup is rough
Gay marriage is legal over there now? Sorry you couldn't make it, fag.

If you desperately want to fuck, go on tinder or badoo or whatever and lower your standards significantly. There are always hambeasts with 4 kids that want to bang just to feel desired again.

Ok? Why should I care?

Canadians are fags, trannies, groomers, pedophiles, shills, satanists, feds and the deep state cabal to brainwash people into Canadian degeneracy. This is not an Canadian website. They keep repeating that phrase to fool you into accepting their degeneracy. You will see them post bait threads, cuck threads, racemixing threads, and more, while simultaneously posting an abhorrent post and mass replying to themselves through the use of VPN's, to lull you into believing someone who likes them is a voice of reason, an authority figure. They use flag flags or hockey players as their profile pictures on channels and comments such as Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Discord, discussion forums, and other social media such as alternative news, and use bot systems to mass upvote and like their content. You can browse any board and very quickly you will find images of Canadian degeneracy. We must crush Canadians at every avenue, whenever they show up, where ever they post. Repost this on all Canadian posts you find.

Canadians are fags, trannies, groomers, pedophiles, shills, satanists, feds and the deep state cabal to brainwash people into Canadian degeneracy. This is not an Canadian website. They keep repeating that phrase to fool you into accepting their degeneracy. You will see them post bait threads, cuck threads, racemixing threads, and more, while simultaneously posting an abhorrent post and mass replying to themselves through the use of VPN's, to lull you into believing someone who likes them is a voice of reason, an authority figure. They use flag flags or hockey players as their profile pictures on channels and comments such as Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Discord, discussion forums, and other social media such as alternative news, and use bot systems to mass upvote and like their content. You can browse any board and very quickly you will find images of Canadian degeneracy. We must crush Canadians at every avenue, whenever they show up, where ever they post. Repost this on all Canadian posts you find.

>tfw 29 years old and virgin
Seriously, how do you manage that?
Be honest are you obese and ugly?
But if you were obese and ugly you wouldn't be afraid of hookers either...
Please explain this to me like I was a retarded Yank, why don't you pay a senorita a couple of hundred bucks and be done with it?

>I'm nearly 40 and still a virgin
Given that only Eastern Europeans use that meme flag, this is even more disturbing than the Brazilian guy, at least he might be trannyphobic and afraid to be tricked by one, but you Yaroslav, why the fuck are you a 40 year old virgin?

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Do you ever interact with females? The more females you interact with the higher the possibility of sex is. If you don't interact with lots of women, then you will never have sex.

sauce

It's just some advice, I'm not a fag and although gays can get legally married in the US a marriage is between a man and a woman so it's not a real marriage.

>Be honest are you obese and ugly?
No, handsome, thin and tall, but introverted

>Look at me everyone! I am such a badass!

No one cares. Literally no one