Why would an adaptation of the Halo video game have Master Chief having sex with The Arbiter (now a female humanoid) while Cortana (a hologram) watches on?
I'll give you one guess...
Why would an adaptation of the Halo video game have Master Chief having sex with The Arbiter (now a female humanoid)...
Evan Kelly
Anthony Moore
too late the answer is JEWS
Josiah Stewart
Absolute chad
Brody Stewart
cuckqueaned
Nathaniel Smith
>why would a tv show put sex in a normie show
Why not? The producer paid for the flesh puppets might as well get your monies worth
Landon Taylor
Lmao no way
I knew the show was bad but this is just...
Hunter Reed
Burgers???
Andrew Morales
Wait what why the fuck is the arbiter a human?
Dylan Sanders
fucking disgusting
Nolan Davis
their audience isnt halo fans, its "as many people as possible". Sex sells better than mute-powerarmor-guy-going-pew-pew unless you're the mandalorian, and even then that only really sold because it had baby yoda in it.
that said you could've convinced an executive board to let you make halo-mandalorian no problem by showing them judge dredd, the witcher and, again, mandalorian.
They didnt though. Understandable. Now their product sucks and I wont watch it, but completely understandable.
Henry Wilson
To make it a debate where the good guys are actually evil imperialists maybe. In the games, the bad guys were literal slavers and evil, but these people didn't even consider the game's story before writing a stock drama show.
Jace Lewis
>too late the answer is JEWS
fpbp
Adam Hughes
Jews
William Howard
Because alien sex scene would be too expensive too for their budget.
Kevin Rodriguez
>Cortana
has wild dandruff
Gabriel Ortiz
I remember that from the games, you had to mash buttons to get master chief to mash her butthole, best part ever
Anthony Murphy
Why is Master Chief looking like a Twink Zoomer and not a roided Chad? Why is Cortana not blue and isn't the Arbiter like a weird lizard alien? So many questions.
Aiden Lopez
The arbiter is an elite and Cortana is supposed to be purple
Zachary Ward
Yea Elite that was the name of the alien. Also it was a male one.
Kevin Campbell
>several days
Lel
Owen Thompson
wait, why is masterchief a quadroon?
Benjamin Collins
Because they still aren't stunning and brave enough for human/non-humanoid sex, it seems.
Colton Williams
>We didn't look at the game
It shows. Like nigga who has not played Halo? Do Jews live in Jew caves without any video games? This isn't 1990 anymore where some boomer director who never played Mario made a movie out of it. It's fucking 2022. Halo is mainstream as fuck.
Thomas Russell
Why the fuck is Master Chief having sex with the Arbiter? This is so dumb. If they wanted a sex scene you could have used Cortana and do some AR shit or something.
Hudson Foster
>adapting cortana's rampancy which creates romantic feelings for master chief is too fucking complicated so let's just beat the audience over the head with it
>..sounds good to me
>great, so now how we are going to put more black people in this show?
Liam Stewart
That's not the arbiter. Some chick called makee. God this show is garbage
Dominic Turner
She’s not the arbiter she’s a kidnapped baby that can make forerunner tech come to life so the covenant raised her and she’s also kind of a double agent.
Really the show is actually a lot better than I expected desu
Aiden Foster
Nah suh, I do declare suh I haven't the foggiest ideeuwh what this is implicatun of yours might be naw
Parker Thompson