NEWSMAX TALKING ABOUT THE DOOR ON MARS!!
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There's not even a door there.
Debunked
Imagine believing this wasn't filmed in the american southwest
DOOR ON MARS!
Looks familiar- like a picture of one of the caves Osama bin laden or Saddam hussein were apparently hiding in. Doesn't feel completely recycled- not at all.
If there was an alien jerking his cock in that doorway i still woulden't give a fuck. Why does it even matter?
Imagine punching someone so hard that they turn into a door.
>wooden door
>on Mars
Oy Vey!
Say it ain't so, goy!
it's not even on mars
egyptian stargates used to go to mars, but you probably wouldnt want to use them to go there today. if in fact one was spiritually accomplished enough to use the stargates to begin with.
Fact checkers have confirmed this is false.
If John Carter was soft disclosure, then we as earthlings could be capable of that while on Mars.
Only Gen Xers know that meme, user
Looks like my girls pusseh all dusty and large. time fuck my maid instead.
>NEWSMAX
>Newsmax
sage this shit i only listen to the space nigger when it comes to matters of galactic importance.
Thats just the crew entrance on the pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Screw it I'm subbing to them.
EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT THE DOOR ON MARS BUT NOBODY TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S INSIDE OF IT
I'm just loving these boomer white folk commercials
Weird fetish but I'm sure there's worse in Sweden
Its like a one foot tall structure, schizos
it's great how fantasy tv shows and movies tech can work its way into conspiracy by the truly gullible.
First star trek with warp speed, then matrix all living in a simulation, dark city is flat earth and now we finally have people believing in teleporting gates hidden all over the universe.
>beam me up scotty
>nannoo nannoo
>dark city is flat earth
It also invented emo fags.
any photoshopper worth his salt could add a fake man made looking door on mars
Retard, did you ever consider that the ideas preceded the Hollywood movies? Do you think the matrix invented gnosticism?
You can see the rock that broke off and slid down.
mars.nasa.gov
This, that "door" is like the size of a shoebox tops. But you faggots make fun of lefties for believing anything yet fall for the same clickbait bullshit as well.
I don’t care about mars. We still have africa to conquer. Spain and Portugal should be exempt from every being allowed to handle a colony ever again. The French also while we’re at it. South America needs to be cleansed including North Africa, the Middle East etc.
oh yeah that's it, all the science fiction writers had access to these huge government secrets and all decided to make huge movies and tv shows about them without getting sudoku'd
Based. Just took my morning dose of balance of nature and I feel great