Pick your waifu, there are some hilarious cases:

Was it the alcohol, or the e-“cigarette”?

>A 19-year-old Florida woman urinated in front of a police car and offered oral sex to an officer to get her confiscated Juul e-cigarette back, authorities say.
>Madison Ann Bryant was charged with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor and offering a bribe to a public servant, a felony, according to The Smoking Gun.
>Sheriff’s deputies found Bryant around 2.20am sitting on the median of the US 27 highway in Leesburg, a city 45 miles from Orlando.
>Bryant said she exited a nearby truck after getting into a fight with the driver, her boyfriend, about ‘their relationship issues.’
>Deputies spoke with her boyfriend, 22, who smelled of alcohol and he was arrested for drunk driving.
>They had been at a party earlier and left because they were arguing.
>Bryant ‘appeared to be heavily intoxicated’ and ‘spoke of many topics that did not make much sense’, the arrest report said. She did not initially face arrest.
>As she waited with deputies for a ride home she said she ‘needed to use the bathroom and wished to go on the side of the road,’ according to the arrest affidavit.
>A deputy offered to drive her to a gas station to use the restroom.
>Instead Bryant ‘pulled her pants down and urinated directly in front of’ the squad car, holding onto the vehicle’s push bar as traffic passed by.
>When she pulled her pants back up she was arrested for disorderly intoxication.
>While on the way to the county jail, Bryant repeatedly asked a sheriff’s deputy to give back her Juul vaping device, which had been confiscated by officers.
>She insisted she needed the Juul ‘for anxiety’.
>‘Madison asked me if I was married and had children,’ a deputy said in the report.
>When he responded Bryant ‘stated that she was not trying to “f**k that up” and that she would “suck my d**k” if I gave her her Juul.’
>The officer did not reply to Bryant.
>Bryant, who was listed as working in real estate in her arrest paperwork, was released from the Lake County jail after posting $3,000 bond.

Is this the alien pic everyone always wants to see??

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imagine the smell

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>A Florida woman, working as Dollar General employee, was arrested after she assisted two suspects with the theft of nearly $1,100 worth of merchandise.

Nice eyebrows on this one

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She is literally the Putin Monke meme.

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I literally know this women.

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this one is golden
and to think it was just a few days ago

you just know

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Tell more user

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