HAPPENING: North Korea COVID Surge Imminent

>North Korea said Friday that it is experiencing a massive outbreak of a "fever" with at least 350,000 cases, just 24 hours after claiming to have found its first ever case of COVID.

Hopefully Kim Jong-un lost enough weight to survive his inevitable infection. If not, little sister might be taking over for real this time...

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Dang

Hope you fellas got your lockdown kino collection sorted. Finna be a looooooong winter.

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they're a bit behind, do they start with original strain or skip straight to megadeltaxicron b9001 variant?

They immediately ordered their first ever lockdown. Pic related.

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No way did best leader wear a fag mask

They tell us they are not free but they get to do it last. No fare.

so the norks somehow managed to not get a single case of "covid" in the last 2 years?

This is not about "Covid". Whoever believes this deserves to be shot. Two in the balls, one in the dick.

also
>north korea
>food on the shelves

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Shutting down planes from north korea is racist

>just one day after
This is chinks spasming to death on the streets all over again

This.
They are preparing for a nuclear test
Or the North Korean "variant"

Read your Bible. Please.

Blaah....this is just small flu....I have already got 5 different variants. Nothing to worry about.

*couch* *couch*

where in the bible does it say how to deal with china taking over the world?

Fake food is better than real because it never goes bad!

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youtube.com/watch?v=JcJkhSUSnek

>Small dicks
>Can't think for themselves
>Afraid of the common cold
Why are Asians like this?

>couch

Oh sweet! I remember this North Korea character from last season! I can't wait to see what the writers have in store for us

Good thing they don't travel much

how? they dont open their countries to tourists