Zoomer Hate Thread

oh so you're a fagllennial, yeah i've dealt with your women before, she was unvaxxed too but she still had too many red flags. no wonder you have to shit up zoomettes now.

I hate boomers too, zero self awareness of how inflation works or they caused it, as i mentioned in the last thread if you listen to boomers talk they have the most zero self awareness takes on everything and just repeat the same talking points then agree then talk about the sportsball game.

im at a tossup as of who i hate more personally, id rather work with a boomer who just expects to wave a wand than a zoomer who needs to be babysat and im responsible for their failures.

>Explain to zoomer how to change the saw blade on a dewalt 60w battery saw.
>tell him the most important thing is he takes the battery out, or disconnects the cord.
>explain it to him and show him how to hold the guard back and how to fit the key in.

>get him to do it.
>he doesn't take the battery out.
>stop him.
>watch him struggle with how to retract the guard and how to fit the key in, despite showing him less than a minute ago.
>its like the can opener video.
>stop him after 45sec because i cant be wasting time babysitting him and need to get production back on track.

>notice they are incapable of doing one person jobs by themselves and need constant hands on babysitting level of supervision to do simple tasks.

>physically incapable of doing the jobs they are hired for.
>wont clean or get things ready when you ask them, just stare blankly and hit their vapes or play with their phones.
>entirely reactive, wont think for themselves or do tasks unless told.
>think cleaning up garbage is beneath them so they just outright refuse to do it.

>for some reason i have to do all the labor, because they are weak.
>and have to do all the cleaning because they wont.
>and have to teach people who wont listen.
>and be paitent.

>while its my fault if i cant keep up production, and their inadequacies are "Not an excuse"

Kill yourself. Holy fuck are you annoying and cringey.

Can openers are so hard, you goys, I totally don't know how to wedge a lid between two sharp cogs. This must be the crowning achievement of gen-x

Supreme kid detected. Go listen to Logan Paul, retarded child.

Pull yourself up by your boot straps, figure it out, ArE yOu A FuCkInG ReTaRd, its not hard, dont be stupid.

its just a can opener, goy.

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You downloaded these pictures to mock me, but they are not making logical sense, how can this be happening to me?

THE JEW FEARS THE CAN OPENER.

>zoomers are always wearing airpods at work.
>refuse to take them out for anything.
>"I Only have one in" " Its not on"
>no amount of explanation of hazards gets through to them.
>walking around a jobsite with nigger noise in their ear.
>expected to be able to tell them things and have them listen.
>most times they dont hear you or arent even aware enough.
>Will not remove the airpods for any reason.

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I have to ask user, have you been forced to work with subpar coworkers of a younger generation before?

Yes i have, do you have any stories about zoomers at work, one user had a funny one about zoomers not being able to center an object with a measuring tape,

being i mentally calculate lifts we fly with cranes on the fly and other things i find that absurd and funny, but just believable enough because i work with zoomers and see this shit first hand.

why is it my job to babysit them? is it cause Chrischan is right about 'Kick the autistic' ?

Headphones should be banned from all job sites. I will smack the fuck outta someone for wearing these pieces of shit. Also, fuck nigger music.

I look 15 years younger than I am I guess since they always get buddy buddy with me when they think I'm their age and are then surprised when I point this out since I have no idea what they're talking about half the time when we get into small talk to fill the time.

The earbud thing you mentioned made me laugh though, since I have noticed the exact same thing.

There you have the basic difference between a zoomer and a boomer. Boomers learned how to survive without the internet. Boomers don't care how inflation works they can't do anything about that. They care about where you get cheap stuff. Stuff for themselves and their family's. A zoomer will learn about this stuff, still not be able to change anything and pay top price. While a boomer knows fuck all about it but saves his money.

They wont take them out for anything, ive tried asking, explaining, going to the boss, nothing works.

the fucked thing is even after explaining why its bad they just stare blankly at me and then make excuses as to why its okay to do it.

its so fucking hard not to just beat the living fuck out of them on site but with todays generation that doesnt fly anymore cause they call the cops if they "Feel threatened" or be retards to the point they deserve a smack upside the face then someone starts recording right when you go to administer it.

I treated them the same way i was treated for an afternoon as an example and it caused a 2hr conversation with my boss about how people arent as smart as me and thats okay, and that its unfair to hold them to any sort of standard, and that i had to compensate for their inadaquacies because "Were a team"

>anytime i ask anyone for help they dont bother or are busy.
>zoomers dont listen at all and think simple tasks are beneath them.

Zoomer humor is pretty funny sometimes.
we called eachother homos and would make gay jokes infront of the boomer boss to the point it made him uncomfortable, then the boss switched around the hotel rooms cause he was actually worried i was going to rape one of them.

Funny fuckers but holy fuck they can be annoying.
>piss you off.
>run to the boss and make it seem like your the problem.
>any sort of corrective action you take towards them they just dont listen too.
>think they know better.

Im not even a dick, im a pretty funny guy at work, thats the fucked up part. im going to see if using fear and force works,