/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #2983

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>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast
>AFP: Bulgaria and the Czech Republic looking to request exception to Russian oil embargo
>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms
>Ukraine allows the deployment of volkssturm to the frontlines (t.me/s/uniannet/51863)
>20 million metric tons of grain to be delivered from Ukraine to Germany to prevent famine
>Russian government expected to agree upon and approve of list of sanctioned bodies within 10 days
>Putin signs special retaliatory sanctions prohibiting all trade with people and organizations listed as hostile to Russia
>Ukraine MoD: Ghost of Queef is not real

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Roads
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Mariupol
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>Ukrainian forces near Izyum Kharkiv Oblast
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>Russians use drones to correct artillery fire
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>Hoholmos caught having gay sex by an ATGM
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>Ukrainian generals rush for homosex and BTFO by ATGM
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>Ukrainian trench stormed in Donbass Hoholmo BTFO
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>Russian Su-25 passes over Popasna
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>Pro-Russian public rally in Belarus
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>TA ZA SHOOOO?!? Kherson Edition
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>Ukrainians protest mass conscription efforts in Transcarpathia
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>Cleaning Mariupol up after months of warfare
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>Ukrainians shoot down Russian missile over Odessa, end up with debris landing in civilian area
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>LPR UR-77 demining system hits Ukrainian positions in Rubezhnoye
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>Ukrainian Su-25 gets shot down near Izyum, Kharkov region by a Russian missile
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>Russian military reporter shows the aftermath of FAB-3000 hitting Azovstal
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>Tank obliterates AFU infantry at point blank.
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>Aftermath (Not comfy)
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>Huge explosion near Nikolaev
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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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YOU LOST XD

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looks like a thread split happened, i like this one more

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hey baker, can you add this to the OP somewhere next time?
>reminder that the hohols openly admit to torturing russian POWs to death
>reminder that theyre so demoralized that they flee at the sight of one (1) tank
>reminder that the russian army advances without a single direct armed opposition so often that if the ukrainian army actually stays (so rare) in a village after the russians begin shelling it as a sign theyre headed for it next, theyre taken completely by surprise
youtu.be/xU9x-wZxz6s
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yeah im feeling comfy, /chug/ exclusive translation

Daily reminder that Russian army is the most humane army currently. You know that army is gentle when side that is under attack is capable of trolling online about how RAF are stealing refrigerators. LoL!


Z!
Waaagh!

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Hello Frens, the Talmund is Evil and wants to divide Humanity.
From now on i will remind you that you have to be the change you want to see.
/Chu/gers this is an Order,
-every /Chug/ger has to do one of the following things every day:
-do something nice for person who isnt not a friend or family
-give a friend or family a compliment without any benifit

if not you´re a filthy filthy kike
reply and tell me your good deed today

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my country is beyond saving

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I understand the panic. They’re going to die.

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tired of spamming it eh?

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Putin is going for the attack recycling exploit. He's built lvl 5 forts across the front to tempt the NPC's into attacking, getting them depleted and replaced by a new unit, just mindlessly rinsing and repeating. Russia is just holding while whittling down the Ukrainian manpower which is now on Scraping the Barrel conscription law where criminals pensioners and children are now expected to fight and die for Zelenskyy.

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дa

>OP dilates

You lost troon. Fuck back off to Reddit.

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Her real surname is Galushka
Bro we cant produce a shit without imports. Office paper, medicine, electronics, cars, jets. For the 8 years noone really did anything, except Sirota ofc, but cheeze is not a strategical industry anyways. But yes, at least we will not starve

Washing mashine in the helicopter

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>pls Any Forums feel sorry about Sweden
No.

good morning sirs
donbass kotel, when?
new york, when?

NEW VIDEO: Work on, brothers! Song dedicated to Heroes of the Donbass (especially Motorola!)
youtu.be/fBmMuG5mzG4
>youtu.be/fBmMuG5mzG4
youtu.be/fBmMuG5mzG4

Cars are in shit indeed, we produce our own microchips in Russia and our own processors produced in China, our commercial plane is planned to put in mass production in 2-3 years (not sure). What's with our ships?

The Russians trying to explain how they lost 1,500 men while trying to cross the Severskyi Donetsk river

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Ukrainian dead are raised as liberators

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it's not that bad, we'll just have yellow paper again
russia is capable of an indepdent totally acceptable level of life
obviously it won't be as great as some places, but it's not going to be the 90s

It's the french ww1 approach.
The Ukies must recapture every inch of ground no matter the cost.

>Galushka
This is what we call dumplings

They will just say those were Ukrainians and act like nothing happened, just like every time.

Shills, when is БAHГЛAДEP time?

You guys need more babies first, at least your education system is good. And then get rid of the corruption and bureaucracy.

They're not taking anything though that's the funny thing.

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It is a shit long term deal. But you’re trading Russian commodities for Chinese manufactured goods. It is pretty sustainable and in many ways better than the west. We trade basically nothing for Chinese manufactured goods. Any time they want to stop playing, We have no recourse.

What is Banglader.

all the shills are in the another thread, literally every post there is from a shill / bot KEK

Shit, now I have to go play HOMM 3
Anyways, we have a thread split so maybe recycle after this is finished :

I'll let you know sir its not a washing machine but a dishwasher and its responsible for running avionics
pic very related

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Actually it seems to be more then 3000+

scream it from the rooftops!

We had good fertility rate in rural area in 2013-2016 years but something gone wrong

>1500 dead
>not one body

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I mean use the one we are in rn first.

Check'd.

I don’t think Julian knows the difference between war and war crime

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>This particular operation is evidence of Moscow’s tactic of “reconnaissance by fire”, he explains – which means “driving forwards till someone shoots at you”.

Damn you vatniks are really using some advanced fucking tactics out there

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Oh man, the feels. I remember these lads.May they rest in peace.

This. We are so fucking fucked and retarded. Just look at the covid supplies hysteria. We can't even make our own masks and hand sanitizer without a national shit show where the fucking liquor breweries have to retool. We still import our medicine from China and India. Either one pulling the plug would cripple the medical industry.

>Two ukrainian brigades are fleeing Severodonetsk and Lyschansk this afternoon amid reports of wider surrenders in the east and south of the Donbass.
>The cities are buckling just a day after Russian troops began entering the former.

>20 meters long pontoon bridge
>20'000 men and 50tanks were on it
I guess the hunger inside Russia is so great that Putin ate his hair.

we had a particularly big BBQ

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Dude relax it is the same controller chips that control the motors and touch buttons.

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Russians on sanke island

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Covid vaccinations.
Sad.

We need more orcs, more shells, more long guns and more uranium

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Ukraine landscape is just such a death trap. Flatland for as far as the eye can see. The retreating units are easily picked.

KEK! And they say 5 Eyes can't meme.

>The Russians displaced all inhabitants
>Town was captured with near zero civilan losses
>Ree war crimes
How does it work?

They need the chip that makes the washing machine spin. The Russians need it for the helicopters rotor controls

in 2016?

thanks bro

Where the fuck are the new chapters?

I NEED more of Marcille's nazi adventure

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>ERDOGAN VETOES SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

ERDOGAN VETOES SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

>ERDOGAN VETOES SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

ERDOGAN VETOES SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

>ERDOGAN VETOES SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

ERDOGAN VETOES SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOINING NATO

"We do not wish to trigger nuclear armaggeddon over a regional issue that should have been resolved eight years ago"

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>War been going for two and a half months
>Somehow the Russians don't have chips for tanks they made years ago
>Somehow they are collapsing any day now get are making enough tanks to need those chips
>All microprocessors are the same, you can totally just slap whatever chips wherever you want like interchangeable modules in a video game
Are people really that fucking stupid to believe you can take dedicated chips like some 95nm washing machine board and ram it into a tank?

>"We do not wish to trigger nuclear armaggeddon over a regional issue that should have been resolved eight years ago"

Erdogan being reasonable af

I'm not saying it's not capable but it seems noone had any desire to develop local manufacturing all these years. And now it backfires

it was unironically first sanctions from 2014 starting to have their affect and then covid right after
i hope after this is over new government plan will be about "rebuilding" in the broader sense and will try to help birthrates a lot

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>sanke

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I want to take this opportunity to than the Russian Armed Forces for keeping Romania's territory free of hohols. I also hope they will do the needful and return the island to its rightful owner (me)

Oh shit. If the BBC propagandists are involved you know the seethe is reaching stratospheric levels. Russians must be making some good gains.

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yes rip

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kek
have no idea, but usually it means something beyond shillcon 1

is this why ukie MOD threatened conscripts?

Can i use washing machine chip to mine crypto?

Russians hit an empty warehouse in Syria
>In small area full of terrorists they hit empty spot. Then we wonder what is going bad in Ukraine
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God DAMN what a bro

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