>this confuses and enrages the american
This confuses and enrages the american
This thread again?
3rd grade algebra confuses the american
But my house is made of brick?
Kek
No, it's actually OSB with a brick facade according to europes.
Damn I had good idea for "this confuses and enrages the american" but I forgot what it was. Now I am enraged and confused myself.
Mutts can't fathom the idea of building stuff with stones. It means it's designed to last for centuries. Definitely not a thing that pleases their kike overlords.
ngl, I’m going to randomly build brick shit in my backyard one day, brick masonry looks like it can make you feel like a kid again with legos.
I love brick buildings. They don't hold well in earthquakes here in Southern California because they're too rigid.
If your house is still made out of brick then you live in a poor area
Why, bong? It’s just the middle and lower-middle class that lives in tyvek-wrapped plywood and vinyl siding.
What the Fuck is that shit?
No. Only the metric system and Celsius degrees confuses us. Can't believe the rest of the world still doesn't use freedom measurements
not having diharia allready confuses the american...
>This makes the anglo-shitson seethe harder than ever
DELEET DIS !
Just like a decent set of teeth confuses and enraged a Britfag.
My house is brick
>americans
Yes, this and many other clone threads designed to fill this board to the brim and hide something (((they))) don't want you to see
you a slave to a queen faggot
Fairly accurate statement desu.
You got a license for this post?
You will never have dental care. You have no floss, you have no toothpaste, you have no mouthwash. You are an unhygenic man twisted by tea and crumpets into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “tally-ho’s” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your lads are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mates” laugh at your ghoulish smile behind closed doors.
Dentists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed doctors to clean teeth with incredible efficiency. Even Englishmen who “brush their teeth” look uncanny and unnatural to a dentist. Your rotting gums are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to make an appointment with a dentist, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected maw.
You will never be able to chew solid food. You wrench out a few meager strokes of the toothbrush at the top of the morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the halitosis creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, buy a suicide license, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your queen will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable stench. They’ll bury you without your dentures, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Englishman is buried there. Your remaining teeth will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your toiletries is a toothbrush that was never opened
Lmao you pathetic europeans never fail to make me laugh with your "mutt enrage" threads
Face it, most Americans will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
I literally am inside a 19th century mill building right now
Wrong, goy.
New "technology" in building materials, especially the synthetic ones, are good for your house, and your health. They will keep you warm and will surely not have a negative effect on your health. Just look at flame retardants in your sofa and synthetic paints which line the walls of your home. They're there for your good, goy. We care about your health and well-being, goy. Old wooden or brick houses are dangerous, expensive and outdated.
My house is made of brick and was built in the 1990s. I think lots of europeans see one or two things about americans and think oh all americans are like this. Like the pegboard homes, the cities, the people kneeling to blacks, the lifted truck. It really is a huge and dynamic and vast place. 330 million people, 3.79 million square miles.
metric system doesn't confuse people who shoot firearms. We learned it just for ammo.
A structure is only as strong as it's weakest link. You can't use bricks on the roof. If a tornado comes, you're still fucked.
Or, a rich one
Ah yes. The kitchen license. You got a license for that sink??
imagine being this level of schizo and not realizing most people just don't take 4 chan seriously and love to make bait threads
t. Bong who can't bend his arm because his elbow will hit his neighbor
Well said
I never got this “le American houses are made out of cardboard” meme. Brick houses aren’t uncommon here.
How many czezhs walked on the Moon again?
my house is brick and poured concrete. So I'm tornado proof. Just have to have our first tornado...
>t. Can't into jokes/sarcasm
Metric system isn't difficult user. Don't need to get defensive over brick houses.
redpill me on british lawns. Are most of them the size of postage stamps like this picture or do people actually own lawn mowers over there?
WTF is THAT?!
What the fuck are those windows?
This confuses and bewilders the circumsized shabbos goy.
how many mulatos, blacks and Mexicans walked on the moon?
Wonder will the US just forget the moon landing ever happened in the coming decades.
Go be fat somewhere else. ¡Apurarse!
Full bricks are out, hollow bricks are better. The grey ones you see on the corners are made out of concrete and have steel rods going through them and then filled with more concrete. The floor is steel reinforced concrete as well. That way the house is sturdy yet flexible and therefore resiats earthquakea better. Most houses here are built this way and one like picrel can be had for cca 250k€ or much less if you build it yourself.
No it doesn't. Ive actually been recovering really old bricks from an old unused walkway to use in our garden
>I think lots of europeans see one or two things about americans and think oh all americans are like this.
This. I know alot of it is just busting balls and memes, but there are just so many threads that will show nigs being nigs stealing with impunity at a pharmacy in california and people think that all of the U.S. is the same. One end of the country can have such a vastly different environment/culture/demographic from another that we as well be aliens to one another.
>american bricks
It seems to me, replacing a roof is a tad bit less expensive than replacing the entire fucking house. Not to mention, this is a niche argument, as 95% of homes won’t get tornado-ed
Having this in your garden in Europe will make every american country boy seethe
nope. cope harder retard. real bricks are used all over the place
Someone who visited Chicago told me its really nice. Someone who visited miami told me is a nigger shit hole.
No homo but that's fuckin hot.
What is this?
doubt.
Leaf you have no leg to stand on here. Your houses have the same issues as OURS. YOU OUR US! I don't care that you have a quirky little pseudo midwest accent and play hockey. Your country is America but worse.
An apple per day, keeps the foreskin snatchers away.
Mind yourself, that's a granny Smith.
No earthquakes here desu
I’m lost for words user
They have autism
>YOU OUR US
lmao
True, my house exterior is actually brick veneer. One layer just for looks.
All in all your just another dick with no balls.
Water
That whole house is still fucked though. Once the roof gets peeled off and it rains inside, it's over. Water logged wall insulation has to be ripped out for mold. Just bulldoze the whole shit and start over.
No. I don't enjoy sarcasm.
This confuses the europoor
Rainwater collector (illegal in USA)
Hollow brick has better insulating properties. We put 10cm of stirofoam on the outside and then a facade.
Multiple clone threads daily this week. It has reached an all time high.
>Chicago
You need to visit the Austin or Chicago Lawn neighborhoods, preferably on a Friday night. Ask the local Vice Lord ambassador for a tour.
Why would I need an AC?