Will we ever go back to a time where flying wasn't the equivalent of ass cancer?

Also, please USA frens comment on this, because I've never been there. In Europe, after you check in your large luggage, all you do is stand in line, put any electronic and liquids you have on you in a tray and then pick them up after scan. It's of course annoying, but not really that bad unless there's a large queue.

Is it that much different in US?

I enjoy wearing boots and get told to take them off every time.
Also in all major German airports you have to cook in a microwave machine for 30 seconds every time you go through security so they get to see your penis.

Consider how safe we are now. More can be done.

>I enjoy wearing boots and get told to take them off every time.

Yes, I could see that happening. Have been told once or twice to take off my winter shoes, but only after something beeped at the gate.

>Also in all major German airports you have to cook in a microwave machine for 30 seconds every time you go through security so they get to see your penis.

Makes sense as well. I've been to multiple large German airports, but only because of connecting flights, so never really got through the security.

No

I don't fly anymore. Between the TSA up my ass, and niggers solving their blood feuds in the aisles and seats of planes. It's just not really worth it anymore. Especially when globohomo has turned the entire western world into a refugee camp/degenerate Disneyland. I'll consider a flight to some tropical islands during the winter, first class only. But in general traveling no longer appeals to me.

While morons and jews are the ones deciding everything, no.

thought about applying for the TSA so I could fuck with people. Would have done it at the DMV but they didn't hire me

I was on a ~4 hour flight recently and when we landed I realized we'd left a taser and pepper spray in my carry-on backpack. Airport security is retarded.

>get $30 hourly as tsa
>highly respected by all
>have complete authority at checkpoint, you must follow my commands and you will
>discount at all food places in airport
>work clothes provided, dont need to waste money on clothes for work
>get to hang out with coworker friends all day while doing routine easy work

I won at life.

If it was really about security they would have just given all the pilots smgs

US you have to take off shoes and stand in line barefoot. At random you might get picked out of line to get molested by someone who is too dumb to be a prison guard and too anti-social to maintain a job at walmart.

>Will we ever go back to a time where flying wasn't the equivalent of ass cancer?
we can
all you have to do is name the jew and it all goes back to how it was before

>get to airport 1.5 hours before flight because coworkers/wife dont enjoy the excitement of cutting it close
>faint wiff of microwaved ballsack sweat in the air as you near front of security line
>realize you got through security in only 20 mins
>opt out of microwave scan
>They tell you to stand in a special spot while they find some one
>other passengers pass you by and wonder why you are so special
>Seething TSA wagie got pulled out of his 7min break early has to pat you down
>TSA wagie has to pull all your stuff from xray line and bring it over to you like a butler
>TSA wagie informs you he will be touching your balls with the back of his hand
>Asks "w-why did you opt out??"
>Lean forward slightly and whisper "..I crave human contact.."
>TSA wagie, his hands shaking, avoids eye contact as he check under your collar
>pat down complete, you get special chair to sit in while you put your shoes back on
I always opt out and request, I like to make full use of all travel amenities

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