ITT: Post fake countries

I'll start, i refuse to believe that Belgium is a real country. The British made it up just to prevent German and French people from killing each other. There's no Belgium national identity whatsoever, just French and Dutch people sitiched together.

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before i agree and bump you im gonna need you to turn off the memeflag

And inb4
>Stfu memeflag we are real! Belgian is a real country!
No you aren't, you will never be a real country.

Turn off the memeflag.

why don't you turn off that memeflag, son

Russia can easily instigate civil war in Belgium. Couple of months of social media comments, then Dutch will start killing French frogs.

Nobody cares. Turn off the memeflag.
I know you're living in Belgium as well.

I feel more Flemish than Belgian, other than when it's football time again

All of Vlaanderen is rightfully Nederlands.
Duinkerk is Nederlands too.
Inshallah we shall soon liberate it from the red army
It is allah’s promise! allah does not break his promise!

Zelfs wallonie is nederlands, dat ze daar geen nederlands spreken betekent niet dat het geen nederland is

gereporteert voor het spreken van niet engels
geniet van je verbannenheid

Another day another obsessed nigel shittalking us

Rijsel is ook Nederlands
We zullen het levensruimte van de Nederlandse man libereren van de hatelijke kleinkinderen van de jakobijnen.

You'd have to redraw the entire world map if you took away all the countries we invented to stop the locals killing each other, encourage the locals to kill each other or just to get rid of undesirables.

You left out the flemish

>best beer in the world
>the home of french fries
>great quality of life
>cheap quality healthcare
>cheap quality education
>that sweet sweet EU cashflow through brussels

you can keep your "we wuz empire!!" larping alongside the uk and china, i'm good over here watching the clownshow

>great quality of life
KEK
Except for underage girls

You can very easily guess where I'm from, think for a bit.
Cope harder """Belgian""", you're so called nation will never be real. You're all Dutch, French or German, you and your so called nation will collapse on it's own legs. And yes, I'm fucking obsessed by the fact we created you freaks.

all of them are fake

Turn off memeflag.

>18 posts
>14 unique ids
>Not Israel even ONCE
This board is dead

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The Belgian menace lives rent free in my head, and i allow it. It's my dream to crush Belgians and put them back under their rightful owners.
Make me mutt, use your head for once.

why does pol want everybody to show off their location?
what the fuck for?
most boards on Any Forums dont have flags at all.

>show flag meme flaggot so i can derail the whole thread and throw a tantrum over your country of in!

ahh ok, now i get it.
you guys cant handle criticism.

country of origin*** oops phoneposting

Pais Vasco. Vasque country

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the only famous people from belgium are hercule poiroit, a fictional detective, and marc dutroux, a child rapist and serial killer

Correct.

It's not our fault you're not a very cultured person

My only experience with Belgium is a quick layover on my way to Munich. Good beer, expensive chocolate. And I saw an Asian woman with huge tits at the airport, so that's a plus.

i forgot leopold II

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Any country with a tricolour flag is a fucking meme

>It's not our fault you're not a very cultured person

even Google is stumped when asked about famous belgians, lol.

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Allow me to show you the Belgian health minister, Maggie De Block. This so called country is a living joke.

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Well, sorry dude but you're far behind, she's no longer the health minister... not since 2020...
Please educate yourself

Frank Vandenbroucke is the minister of health

Country and nation are not the same thing
Belgium is indeed not a nation, but it is a country as it is a legal entity with land+inhabitants+law

It's simple.
The flag is information we automatically get about an otherwise anonymous person. It's the one truth we get, assuming of course you're not a VPNigger. Turning on a memeflag is obscuring that truth. It's the one chance to be secretive, or rather lie.

It's like that one kid in the lockers who hides his crotch from everyone else. You just know that he's embarrassed for something.

i can see you are belgian from your rant of our terrible country alone
just turn off meme flag