THE NSA IS HIRING!

Listen up Any Forums faggot incels, you are probably browsing this imageboard 18 hours a day, so we have decided to gift you a chance.
All you need is to be skilled at something computer related and not be a giant FAGGOT or TRANNY (WE SECRETLY HATE THEM HERE)!
>muhhh globohomo zog
ARE YOU INTERESTED? APPLY NOW FOR A POSITION!
nsa.gov/careers/

WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON THE WATCH LIST ALREADY, THAT WILL ACTUALLY HELP YOU!

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Perks include having any flag you want

I’m listening

You wouldn't want to hack, blow buildings up and kill completely legally? We are waiting for you

does that work oversees? i want to leave this cuck hell hole but i need greencard

For service in US army, you will get citizenship for free. You have to be American, but look into yours country special forces, they can transfer you

you're zogbot faggots on campaign to destroy civilization and genocide whites. why the fuck would i help you niggers?

What about bongs?

can i get paid for sneed posting?

Just stay in the 77th. Plus the nsa knows you called american mutts over 9,000 times.

>All you need is to be skilled at something computer related
More specific

Will be there be cunny?

>why the fuck would i help you niggers
That is the best part, we get paid to do it

cringe, zoomers found out about proxies

the nsa hates america and americans, retard

HAHAHAHA
SIGN ME UP SO I CAN HACK THE NSA
LETS GOOOO

If they want to pay me to shit post where do I sign?

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HAT THE ANTICHRIST

>2 posts by this ID
this does not glow enough

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can you hurry up and brand me a terrorist so I can get my crate of machine guns and ammo? Shits expensive and I'm not giving the gAyTF any money.

LETS GOOO cap bruh fr fr fr mg

>More specific
Degree in computer science, mathematics or having experience in the army should be enough. You will be a wagie for a while, but you can quickly get into shitposting office

5th columns always end up being executed by those they betrayed their country for, idiot. you're more fucked than anyone else.

Do you take foreigners? I would spy and sell out my homo conspiracy idiot federal government for money.