BOOTLICKER AT WORK

i work with a bootlicker at work who tells stories of how cool his cop dad is.

he’s the type to snitch on you to management for sneaking in a drink, he’s the type to return a dollar bill to management.

Any thoughts on how i can do a little trolling?

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Grow up

Kill yourself in a place where he'll find you and be traumatized forever.

Bring a Heineken 00 in the break room and slam it. When he reports you, reveal your 0% alcohol drink and have a kek.

Yea kill yourself and blame the bootlicker. You're about as worthless as him.

make up some grand elaborate story about your drug dealing escapades to the point where he narcs and they start an investigation. don't actually sell any drugs and don't actually have any in your home. tell the story convincingly and for long enough that he keeps pushing his narc family to dig on you. when they come up with nothing have a hearty kek at him losing all credibility within his family unit. watch him unravel from there

Kek we have a lot of authoritarian bootlicker heroes here

You feel good upholding the laws of the land for your corrupt governments? God you people are so brainwashed

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Cops are heroes, crybaby.

Just do what the FBI does, plant some CP on his computer then report him.

Ok retarded autistic faggot.
Explain the exact social circumstance which occurred, word for word. Explain how you know this 'bootlicker' is a snitch, what you did and why the 'bootlicker' deserves trolling.

I can already tell you will not provide any of the necessary information for me to make a fair judgement nor will you provide a morally sound reason.

Poop dollar him

A fellow employee gave him a discount on a drink, and he went to management to go snitch on him for doing so. The employee was fired, and the bootlicker did it for recognition from management.

Second, if you make yourself a drink he goes to management and will snitch on you for doing so because we aren’t allowed to make ourselves drinks

Call him out for what he is and always be better than him

cut out his tongue

Start a rumour that he is the original log boy

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>he’s the type to snitch on you to management for sneaking in a drink
You're a nigger, aren't you OP?

Chek'd and Kek'd

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Tell him that you saw (innocent employee) sneak a drink when he wasn't looking.
Then if he calls you in to collaborate on the story, say you never said such thing and that the boss should check the cameras, make sure you aren't on cameras though.

Are you seriously that much of a bootlicker that you would snitch about a drink? Does it feel good to defend billionaires and their corporations?

Just keep putting him in positions where he needs to "do the right thing" until it becomes too frequent and/or too big of a task.
He'll break.

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Stalk his family and kill his dad

In minecraft of course