This is the modern conservative platform. Explain how you're not a triggered snowflake is you ascribe to this level of fragility.
This is the modern conservative platform...
Eli Williams
Xavier Russell
Lmao yes, conservatives are conserving the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Go put "non dairy creamer" up your ass hole northerner.
Logan Peterson
we've advanced past twitter-posting into this shit?
herbs
Adam Roberts
florida is based. simple as
Grayson Jenkins
This is why they lost and will continue to forever lose the culture war
Joseph Williams
>some guy tweets
>THIS IS THE MODERN CONSERVATIVE PLATFORM
Maybe the twitter poster haters are right. You people are insufferable.
Landon Sullivan
>we don't have options and that makes things right
lol
Wyatt Jenkins
Onions boy detected
Joseph Gomez
Isn't this just Gatekeeping?
Loser is gatekeeping like it's 1990.
"You can't do it like this, bro! THEY SAID NOT TO DO IT LIKE THAT, BRO DON'T DO IT."
Jayden White
Explain how you're a secular nihilist if you're such a zealous moralfag? You worship gay niggers.
Elijah Myers
Massgive Green Newfag
Jace Moore
>Not drinking your coffee navy black and buying it from a fag shop
Alexander Walker
>"I'd like milk in my coffee"
>"What kind of milk"
>"X milk"
>This is somehow a long conversation for conservatives.
Also, I guess you don't get to specify what type of regular milk: i.e. skim, 2% or whole milk. When you are getting conservative coffee, you just get a random type of milk added, so the conversation is less then 3 syllables long.
Jayden Wright
well… as a floridian nobody does ask what I’m truly asking for if I say milk. I guess this guy is a takeout coffee enthusiast instead of making his own.
Robert Barnes
It's evident of an attack on culture. The larger attack and culture is the issue.
Liam King
>the English language is static
Kevin Gonzalez
He's probably some 2% drinking normie faggot which isn't any better then nut milk. If that milk isn't full cream I'll put in fucking powered creamer before I water down my coffee.
Wyatt Cooper
It’s not a big deal but people get annoyed at unnecessary changes in language.
Milk is milk, if you want something specific such as almond milk it’s your job to specify. Stop acting stupid.
Julian Miller
Imagine unironically using Twitter.
Michael Gutierrez
Hey buck. I think you're killing it in rush's spot. Look forward to seeing more of your twatter screencaps
Daniel Flores
Florida and Texas are so fucked now. The mass exodus to these states will absolutely flip them Blue
Aaron Martin
Conservatives are so pathetic.
Lincoln Smith
OP want to know how I can tell you're gay?
Brayden Bailey
I wouldn’t be so sure about that. A lot of these families here are upper class white and conservatives, but I’m not saying that’s all good. I think they’re fit we states will become harder blue
Jordan Ortiz
>ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Hudson White
Democrats are religiously telling us that men who took some estrogen supplements are women, you fucking dumb trash
Ethan Garcia
>BUCK SEXTON
He's got my vote just for the name.
William Fisher
Mixing water with blended nuts and adding food coloring is not milk
Carter Fisher
>replaced Rush Limbaugh's slot
>on 400+ stations
Since a US president used Twitter, as his primary way to disseminate information, this meme really died stillborn.
Levi Jackson
... and specifying what kind of milk you'd want, regardless of if its almond milk or what kind of regular milk, is what you would do in the third line of my scripted dialogue there. Right there, where it says "X milk". It's just as much of a specification to say almond/onions/oat milk as to say skim/2%/whole. The only reason this is being discussed is because onions/almond/oat milk is homosex blue state libtard milk, and we have to hate everything that is homosex bluestate libtarded.
Austin Lewis
Nonsensical culture war busy work. Dem, reps, libs, cons, they are all the enemy.
Dominic Carter
Go be triggered elsewhere, retard.
Henry Adams
Makes sense. If I wanted onions or almond or skim I would've said. I said milk, I get regular milk. Simple.
Evan Gray
Who asks for milk in their coffee? People want half and half or cream. No one puts just plain milk.
Grayson Sanchez
Guess I'm not wrong, then.
Noah Lewis
except nuts dont give milk because they aren't animals
why not call it juice, which it is?
drink your juice like a little baby from a sippy cup