Down to runcorn I go Got it mistaken for a shithole But it's much, much worse than that You should see the people who mooch about One's called Josh hoo-hoo One's called Eddie hoo-hoo Two big fat, alcoholic, Dole scorunging, washed up, lazy, good-for-nothings Typing frantlically on their keyboards All day hoo Every day hoo-hoo Now let me tell you about the story About how our narrator got lucky In Captain Eddie's lady's snatch Ain't talking about his mother but she's quite a catch Hoo-hoo-boom-a-boom hoo-hoo boom-boom-a-boom woo-woo I went to go fuck Eddie's bird A blonde slag looking right as rain Tattoos all over her arms and legs I bent her over bow-bow Pulled up her dress hoo-hoo And stuck a red hot poker up her ass Woo-woo-woo (OOOOOOOHHHHHH That's what she said haha) So I went to go fuck Eddie's bird, Rough, shag, up the arse, Tattoos laden her filthy arms, Oh no hoo-hu-hu-hoo. Clubs and drinking - partying With Eddie's bird - dancing While he sits alone - typing, Oh brincels come sing along "Rough, shag, up the arse Tattoos laden her filthy arms Eddie sitting all alone" Crying boo-hoo-hu-hu-oo Bing bamp diddly blap My knob bounces out of her flaps Time to explode Gotta go brit/pol/ gonna call Eddie out on the radio hoo-hoo-hu-hu-hoo
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Did OwO you see that shocking display Wednyesday?!?!
William Bailey
>Which party has the most sex and drug scandals? Michael Barrymore's pool party
Michael Reed
Ok finye I hate jews.
Aiden Wright
The fishing's been shit around me for two years now. I don't know what's happened but something's changed about all the Welsh rivers I normally fish, hell even bay fishing isn't the same. The fish seem small, sickly, lethargic. I take water samples and send them off but nothing comes back any worse than it always has been, what's going on?
One of you cunts tell me i'm not the only one seeing this.
Connor Diaz
Fuck sake
Benjamin Barnes
You post t-t-the same thing evewyday... He'ww nyevew gain traction h-h-hewe like stonyetoss.
>->- Has this countwy been g-g-going t-to heww in a handbasket since t-t-the powiticaw d-d-decision t-to b-b-ban smoking in pubs?!?1 I was in t-t-the pub eawwiew ;;w;; and they used t-to be much better befowe you had t-to barge thwough a cwustew of men standing awound t-t-the doowway in a haze of candy fwoss s-smewwing steam. It isn't fucking w-w-wight.
David Campbell
Looks good Don't tend to get those things together
Leo Peterson
You’ve nyevew had someone wick youw arsehole, b-b-best f-feewing in t-t-the wowwd. -
When you s-say those wowds; arrghhhhhhh yeah wick that fucking a-awsehowe.
Jack Hughes
Ah yes, I see
Colton Gonzalez
kys
Sebastian Adams
is this like what those weirdos cook up blackpool? thought they were chestnuts or something.
Evan Ortiz
Wait, are you telling me the biggest bonger in all the land doesn't actually bong? C'mon.
