So the people talking weird are the people who aren't using an adblocker...

So the people talking weird are the people who aren't using an adblocker? It's pretty disturbing that so many people here aren't using one

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It is punishment for shit posting and bumping bot threads. There is no other explanation. There is just consequences for being jannied.

I (・`ω´・) have adbwockew you niggew

Seriously, why are people suddenly talking like that?

It's not blocked automatically, had to go to ublock and block it manually
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It's a late Apwiw foows *twerks* joke fow fucks sake you awe all SO baffwingwy unpewceptive it's actually insanye how stupid t-t-the avewage pol usew is.

>Based things awe punyishment.
The a-a-absowute state of /pow/

I've been unvaccinated for 9 months now, moving from place to place, keeping ahead of the vaxmaxers, never staying anywhere too long, never letting my face become known. "It's great being vaxmaxed isn't it" the shopkeep says vacantly, to nobody in particular. In keeping with the act I reply to the Heinz Baked Beans Substitute 6 Pack (No Plastic) in my hand, something unrelated, with what I hope is a slightly bemused tone. It takes a lot longer to do my shopping these days, I can't simply march through the shop in an orderly fashion, taking what I need in a single trip, I have to absent mindedly shuffle back and forward between the aisles, never really displaying any intent. As unpresent as they are, the vaxmaxed would notice if I was too focused, too alert. A loud smashing sound in the distance almost blows my cover, I notice, and focus on the sound. The vaxmaxed around me slowly aim their distant gaze on me, but I'm able to save myself, I continue my neck jerk and turn it in to a series of spasms, I drop to the floor convulsing, the vaxmaxed around me quickly lose interest and continue on with their day. "That means it's working" one elderly lady comments to her milk as she passes. I continue the charade long enough to filter out most of the vaxmaxed sharing the aisle. It takes a while, and no insubstantial amount of sweat on my part, but I make it to the checkout. A morbidly obese woman directs the horde at the tills, seemingly oblivious to the cacophony of aberrant scan noises and blinking red lights above the entirely self service super checkout. I wait dutifully, not wanting to be noticed, not wanting to be set upon by the Asda Security Vax Checker team, it had taken all my best bluffing to get past them at the door, I almost chuckled when they believed my vax card was in the post but it was quickly stifled, a chuckled would have given me away, a chuckle would have seen me held down and injected with science juice.

Its unfunny janny shit like sòy/ònions
I dont use X or blocker and never touched tose shit emojis

Ublock origin chads rise up

It’s random

If you smeww s-something funny w-w-when you w-w-wawk d-d-down t-t-the stweet, you're in Coon Town.
You w-wook and see gawbage all uvw t-t-the stweet, you're in Coon Town.
Up and d-d-down t-t-the street there a-ain't n-nyothing but twash, niggew giwws t-twying t-to get a niggew boy's cash.
Then you even see a spook with a big moustache, in Coon T-T-Town.

On t-t-the cownyew thewe's a niggew with a drink in h-his hand, t-t-that's Coon Town.
Twying t-to bum a nyickew fwom w-whoevew he can, in Coon Town.
Don't be surprised, you c-can make a bet, if you go back tomowwow h-h-he'ww be there yet.
He's t-twying t-to get dwunk and dwunk h-h-he's gonnya get, in Coon Town.

Nyiggews nyevew b-bothew about g-g-going t-to wowk, in Coon Town.
They s-seem t-to think that wowk is fow jewks, outta Coon Town.
They don't do n-nyothing but sweep and doze, he don't wake untiw h-his eyes awe tiwed of b-being cwosed.
It's hawf a day's wowk fow him t-to scratch h-his toes, in Coon Town.

It amazes me t-to see t-t-the w-way they wive, in Coon Town.
They do all t-t-the taking whiwe w-w-we have t-to give, t-to Coon T-Town.
The White man worries, t-t-the niggew don't cawe, cause at t-t-the end of t-t-the month h-his check wiww be thewe.
Evewy niggew eawns h-his wiving off t-t-the owd welfare, in Coon Town.

Evewy niggew eawns h-his wiving off t-t-the owd welfare, in Coon T-Town.

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Based

April fools is over faggot

I (・`ω´・) use o-one and my post stiww gets twannyified

Yes we must continue our important mega brain discussions that leads nowhere without any disturbances as we are mega minds who are all chads beyond belief, niggers aren't humans only us mega intelligent people and kikes are our enemy heil Hitler watching murder videos are so awesome kek lmao God forbid if we get one day where the murder lusting idiots can try and have some innocent fun

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says the niggew posting like a retawd.

I'm really just testing t-t-the theowy

So comments are being modified, as April's fools joke?!

They k-k-knyow. This is actually twanny mods seething uvw a w-w-waid that was owganized on /pow/ against weddit t-twannyies.

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no, most of us awe doiwg i-it ow puwpose nyow =OwO= *nyuzzuwes ur buwgy-wuwgy*
wike how uwu make a dog s-stop beiwg bitey-witey by shoviwg youw awm doww its thwoat

why am i not speaking like that?

Doesn't look like it's the jannies who are seething lol, but I know who are seething

It’s buiwt into Bwave

kill yourself fucking commie kike nigger, you will never be a woman

Testing my speech. We’ll see what it looks like

I'm on my fucking wowk laptop and can't disabwe i-it you niggew w-w-wuvw

I am the most beautiful girl in the world, and I'm lesbian as well. Go seethe and cope Brad

I don't get it, Apwiw foows *twerks* is supposed t-to be over.

Hello niggers!

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

It happened! So it really is some kind of joke. It only happens sometimes.

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Any Forums has a bad case of the gay now.

fuck

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I (・`ω´・) haven’t use insuwts
I d-didn’t use emotes
I killed c-cookies 4*
I have adblocker

All I see is that you want Jesus to turn you into a woman. So mote it be user, godspeed

i use it and it still happens. love it

4c.han c-com.mitt.ing s.uici.de

its funny. i wove ^w^ i-it

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I have now killed all the cookies

Is is automatic like Onions ^w^ or b-bwo?!! Nyigger faggot k-k-kike wuvw. OwO

>Doesn't look like it's the jannies who are seething lol, but I know who are seething

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nerve gas

this is a joke right? surely it's just a bunch of people pretending to be retarded. If it means no adblocker than it will get all the phoneposters too