>Have a musky smell in my room >Thinks its the en-suite, scrub it down with bleach >Think it's the carpet, vaccum and clean it >Forget that sheets need cleaning again. State of me lads, it's the last thing I remember actually needs cleaning.
they caww i-it a cost of wiving c-c-cwisis but t-t-the t-twuth is bwits just cant be bothewed t-to get a job :3
Jacob Sanders
I h-hope o-one day everybody fwom evewy c-continyent comes on s-s-ship like Vikings of yore but instead of wooden yachts weighing 2 t-tons it's destwoyews weighing 2-20000 t-tons all moving towawds t-t-the Engwish channyew. T-The Woyal Navy tries t-to w-w-wawn us thwough t-t-the wadio "oi m-matey you'ww in wwon awea you wiww be fired at fow fuwthew twesspassin'.". I respond back fwom t-t-the ship's wadio "Fuck you stupid tea dwinking bhenchod" And owdew my chief weapon's officer t-to fiwe a vowwey of 10x Bwahmos hypewsonyic x3 cruise missiles towawds t-t-the twansmission system and othew n-n-navaw targets. T-The P-P-Pasty b-b-bong scawed wesponds back " Oi oi *twerks* oi *twerks* oi *twerks* w-w-wad cawm d-d-down no nyeed t-to go t-to waw. My sister is already m-mawwied t-to a paki fuck like you buddy think of my sister". I s-s-smiwk and respond back "Aww t-t-the better wace mixews shouwd be t-t-the fiwst t-to be e-extewminated". "You fooki..." *Wadio s-s-siwence* The Bwahmos missiles have already donye there job. C-Chief weapons officer Rajesh wesponds " Siw all t-t-the targets destwoyed successfuwwy".. I waugh " K-K-Kek based"... We continue t-to m-muv forwards as t-t-the Nyigerian air fowce air strikes RAF aiwbases and t-t-the Irish have already b-begun there invasion of N-Nyorthern Iwewand..
Jackson Lopez
everyone who used emojis during april1 has the word filter enabled which turn their posts into retard-speak.
Jason Gutierrez
>- Fucken k-k-kek'd
Ian Allen
this is false
Hudson Moore
lel
Nathan Collins
:( And i was so c-c-cawefuw up untiw yestewday
Dominic Anderson
Lads I caught the virus from replying to Cummy Josh Pray 4 me
O Lord Almighty, healer of our souls and bodies, Who putteth down and raiseth up, Who chastiseth and health also; now, in Thy great mercy, visit our brothers and sisters who are sick. Stretch forth Thy hand that is full of healing and health, and raise them up, and cure them of their illness. Put away from them the spirit of disease and of every malady, pain and fever to which they are bound. And if they have sins and transgressions, grant to them remission and forgiveness, for Thou lovest humankind. Yea, O Lord my God, have pity on Thy creation, through the compassions of Thine only-begotten Son, together with Thine all-holy, good, and life-creating Spirit, with whom Thou art blessed, both now and ever, and to ages of ages.
Something about brown women, particularly desi Indian women, activates a STRONG "Conquest Instinct" in my Race-Mind.
As a towering, muscular R1b Anglo-Nordic with a huge, thick cock, I know my proto-indo-european conquering ancestors have been fucking and owning Indian women for 5,300 yeras, from when they left the transpontic steppe on chariots to when they arrived in India as the British Empire.
Indian women know this in their race-minds, too. They've been giving it up to their innate sexual masters, white men, for so long that they know deep down to be submissive to BWC. I've never met an Indian woman who didn't want me to inseminate them. The sex between a white conqueror and his desi prize is beautiful, her dark black hair and the reddish brown soft femininity of her slave-race skin contrasting the tight muscles of your nordic complexion.
All of these desi sluts would struggle valiantly to please me, to take my thick white cock despite it being far too big for them. It would take a long time, but eventually, I'd break them all in and make them my subservient concubines like my forefathers before me.
Asher Myers
>- It’s random, it’s a schitzo Skinnyer box
Lucas Fisher
who is it
Jace Bell
same. cant be that then.
Angel Evans
turnyed t-t-the heating d-d-down t-to 16 t-to see what pensionews and singwe mums awe moanying about
James Gomez
I am so cool i never even knew how to do them. Also, loving the sperg meltdown in outerpol, all the everythings fake/everything glows enjoyers are losing their shit
Brody Howard
based
Nathaniel Bailey
Lmao
Colton Evans
Academic Agent getting wound up by an Israeli
Jose Wright
probably because they basically look like tanned europeans anyway
