Everyone in the world has a “stomach bug” right now

That shit is gross but why would someone have pinworm eggs unless they had worms themselves

Lesson to white girls, stop eating nigger ass

I had it monday

projectile diarrhea twice

A euphemism fow diawwhea. Peopwe shawe faw t-too much pewsonyaw information on social media.

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>why w-wouwd someone have pinwowm e-eggs unwess they had wowms themsewves
They wouwdn't, but you c-can also get t-t-the p-p-pinwowms fwom u-u-uncooked meat, p-pets and othew sources.

It's ÚwÚ a euphemism fow diawwhea.

i k-k-keep heawing about this stomach / a-ass eating bug. i dunno man. i didnt get any OwO jabs, i dont eat ass, and i dont get sick evew. more and more i continue t-to b-bewieve people only get sick because they awe s-stupid. mind body connection and such.

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Bugmoot nyeeds t-to be fucking shot. FUCK Y-Y-YOU Y-Y-YOU PIECE OF S-SHIT.

Like food poisoning kinda symptoms you get from licking someone's butthole.

Goddamn fucking FAGGOT jannies, enough with your fucking bullshit. Are you all 12 year olds? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Seems to be only effecting women. Based.

I don't nor does anyone I know. Just stop posting twitter screenshots and gtfo faggot

Jannies tongue my anus

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It doesn’t effect incels that dont leave theiw basements

Have you seen how fags and niggers live?

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How do you fight him?

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Nyah, it’s t-t-the shit they awe spraying in t-t-the atmosphewe. Probably s-some wadiation exposure. I haven’t been outside fow weeks and I-I-I’m finye. My car is cuvred in a layer of shit though.

It's affect, retard. I'm a student with a job; I go to gym, work, and/or class every day. You and OP are probably glowniggers of some kind

Gastwoentewitis

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kek

just eat vegan arse then

With proper h-hygienye and d-d-diet it's as dangerous as kissing.

vegan chicks pwobabwy get theiw p-p-pinwowms fwom rolling in t-t-the muck with anyimaws (human or othewwise)

maybe just don't put ouw mouth on t-t-the hole fow shitting, figuwe i-it out piewwe

nyo o-one e-evew got p-p-pinwowms fwom k-k-kissing you disgusting human gawbage

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Don't nyiggews tongue youws?!!

> 5 people on twitnigger = everyone
Please the do right thing and kys

this fucking stuttering shit is too fucking funny jesus fucking christ lmao

Don’t stick your tongue in buttholes

its a quite elaborate jewish trick
not only does it spead parasites, but it lowers the human on the level of an animal that sniffs and licks its own ass
Im not even mad, you have to be absolutely depraved to even attempt such an act and it makes it obvious which level said human operates on. NPCs are so easy to trick...

I have been sick once in three years (got the rona). Roommate has been sick like ten times. I guess some people are more prone to being sick than others. He had a 'stomach bug' or 'flu' last week and I've been perfectly fine.

Imagine if this is something that doesn't pass in a day and these people have to take medication for it, they'll be forced to take the horse paste or shit themselves to death. God can be funny.

>women have sex with their dogs
I'm shocked

That’s why they banned ^-^ ivermectin

thats just a shart user. saying that my wifes got a stomach ache and smelly explosive diarrhea right now SNIIIIIFFFFFFF

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How do I cuwe t-t-the faggy uwu viwus cwap

Nyiggew viwus

havent been sick in years. cant even wemembew t-t-the last time i was sick or even had t-t-the snyiffwes
*notices buldge*

you realised you're just admitting yourself as an incel

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Fuck nyiggews and fuck jannyies

Yeah but you're C-Canadian so nyobody g-gives a shit e-e-except youw dog.

peopwe awe just unheawthy

Hope they die from it

well played mods

Aww good hewe.
Nyo wefunds bitches.

Yes and? I'm not going to deny it.

Sorry its terminal

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none of these people are real.
psyop to placebo people into a bug that doesn't really exist. feel like i heard that one before...?