/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1318

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▶Daily battlefield assessment : isw.pub/RusCampaignApr1

▶Latest
>Zelensky warns that "hard battles lie ahead" in the east, around Donbas and Kharkiv
>Russia withdrawing some elements of forces around Kyiv into Belarus for redeployment to other axes - ISW
>More than 3,000 people evacuated from Mariupol, Zelensky says
>Russian forces on the Kharkiv axis have abandoned efforts to take the city - ISW
>Ukrainian forces have recaptured town of Bucha, north of capital, its mayor has said
>Izyum falls to Russian forces
>Helicopters strike oil depot in Belgorod, Russia. Ukrainian official refuse to confirm or deny if Ukraine was responsible
>UK Defence Secretary Wallace says Britain will supply long range artillery systems to Ukraine
>Russia claims it's signed up 16,000 recruits from the Middle East
>BBC report Syrian soldiers are being offered $5000 per month to fight in Ukraine
>Russia says it will "Drastically reduce" combat operations around Kyiv & Chernihiv
>Russia has deployed Wagner Group mercs to eastern Ukraine- UK's MoD
>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU

▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/ukr_pics/

▶INTELLIGENCE
understandingwar.org/publications
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (tracking visually confirmed equipment losses)
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
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WHY DID JANNIES REMOVE EMOJIS!!???!!?!

I want to believe in the uwu-posting being real, I really do how do you do it shills

>Just ate a bigmac
Gore for this feel?

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Yeah

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

any seething from tellegram channels? ruskie bro said he will fish for some

That's adorable.

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>Ukrainian civilians are lynching Nigerian university students on the trains
Why?

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They stiww wowk

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If you just type them out.

That's salsa sauce.

Mine are working just fine

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It's ok we have this uwu shit now.

If that's true then God doesn't exist.

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Lmao. Retarded filter

Wowking on nyew Mawichka

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fake!
it's a rossian

You'll take my life, and VDV's too
You'll fire your javelin, our tanks are screwed
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'll fall asleep, cause we're turning back
The angry towns, the retreat begins
As we pass the airfield we didn't win
The smell of engine smoke and Chechen breath
As I pass all the russian deaths

Oh no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no no no no no no

The tank, it's cage seared, we break to run
The mighty roar of the NATO guns
And as we race, we see the convoy's crawl
The screams of pain as my General falls
Over the lake we see a chopper downed
And the Ukies fire another round
As a conscript I dont even get pay
God this army's so fucking gay

Oh no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no no no no no no

We get so far, far enough to hide
When a sniper catches me in the light
He pulls the trigger and I fall to snow
My friends flee, the have no ammo
And as I lay there, I start to wonder why
All the rapes, how they went in dry
And I might die here all alone
But it sure beats calling Russia home

Oh no no no no no no no noOh no no no no no no no no

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Eh, 'Z' channels haven't posted the news about full retreat from Kyiv direction and I am too lazy to fish in the general chat

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>emotes are gone

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qrd?

We don't have such wagons.

ah you know that would explain some shit

They’re pwobabwy jewking t-to t-t-the t-t-thought of c-chechens and Muswims *twerks* raping w-white Euwopeans, t-to stick i-it t-to g-gwobohomo of course.

...

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Dwopped fwom a plane without suppowt
Dwown in s-sea befowe w-w-weaching t-t-the p-p-powt
Eat MREs t-t-that's out of date
Use youw pwivate pawts as Javewin bait

Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to die
Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to die

Get toasted inside a tank
Abandonyed t-to fweeze by youw o-own high wank
IED teaches you how t-to fwy
Babushka g-gave you a poisonyed pie

Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to die
Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to die

Dig a trench nyeaw nyucweaw w-waste
Wush alonye into Khawkiv with haste
Take youw helmet off w-w-when snyiper is n-nyeaw
Stung by b-b-bees whiwe s-s-steawing a peaw

Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to die
Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to d-die

Buy s-some metadon fwom a guy in K-Khewson
Chownyobaivka assauwt's a-again on
Sheww s-some c-c-civies and watew get caught
Drop s-some minyes that youw c-comwades have bwought

Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to die
Dumb ways t-to die
So many dumb ways t-to die

Dwess up like a vatnik during hunting s-season
Distuwb a base of Azov fow no good weason
Stand wide *twerks* open whiwe fiwming tiktok
Fwy :3 a plane and see missiwe wock
Fwy a choppew with no feaw of NWAWS

They may nyot whyme but they'we quite p-possibwy
The dumbest ways t-to d-die
The dumbest ways t-to die
Dumbest ways t-to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways t-to die
When you invade U-Ukwainye

Testing if that's true.

lmao stop being a retard

I d-didn't even post yestewday but I got i-it.

Add to ublock filters to get rid of memeflaggots:
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> Domini Coconut Nigger
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> Viet Tranny Hands
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> Gadsden memeflaggot
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nyet, I think it’s random per post

:copium:

my fucking sides kek

Context: Sergei Mironov is leader of pro-Putin party
Roizman is former Ekaterinburg mayor (elected), fined multiple times for speaking out against the war in harsh words.
>SM: This is how our Moscow office now looks like! Za (for) truth! Za justice! Za Victory!
>ER: Holy shit you've just threw a zig
>SM: Not zig but showing support to special military operation

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Wait so whats happening with all the uwu posting? Is this from the emotes

Did nyot emote post and I stiww got hit by t-t-the ---U-w-U-

Didn't fuck with them at all and I got uwu'd.

Either they were a trap or its random

Hey, where'd you get T-90 from?
Where'd you get T-90 from?
Where'd you get T-90 from?

I got it from a vatnik
I got it from a vatnik
I got it got it

Hey, where'd you get T-90 from?

I got it from a vatnik
I got it from a vatnik
I got it got it

Hey, where'd you get T-90 from?

I GOT IT FROM A
VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH
VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH
VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH VATNIK

I GOT IT FROM A
VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH
VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH
VEH-DEH-VEH-DEH-VEH VATNIK

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I think i-it happens wandomwy

If you witnessed or used any emotes you're going to speak like a retard

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I want proof the uwu stuff is even real and not just you faggots being faggots kek

>CP
I found /chug/'s patch

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...

We need a kievian rus Olga of Kyiv marichka

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Thank Jesus it's over.

Back to Russian shill breaking.

uwu

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For context: zig = sieg heil

no i witnessed emotes.