Are men supposed to make noise during sex?

Go full Any Forums and start reciting Mein Kampf to her during sex.

Just say
>you like that you fucking retard?

This is going to be a short article – just like your cock, sorry couldn’t help it, it is nice to feel like a 10 years old every once in a while.

Get this straight, and for the love of god end your insecurity today, after this article.

The average erect penis size worldwide is: 5.1 (13 cm).
I am not saying that to make you feel better, it is based on studies.

After clearing that up, let’s talk about the issue regardless of what is average and what is not.

Mate, no girl – or at least no decent girl – will ever see your dick and be like “you know what, I just found out that your dick is too small for me, I know I am dripping wet right now, and will probably masturbate with my fingers if we didn’t have sex, but please put your pants on and leave.” it just won’t happen.

You have fingers and a tongue, they are more than enough regardless of the existence of a cock – think lesbian. Use them, I will write an article about Supreme sexual skills and how to fuck her right, but for now, have fun with what you got.

Men are supposed to whisper with a low grunty voice, and say things like "que rico" when she's being a good girl. I only have sex with hispanic men so yeah.

This and say oh fuck especially if she is putting in work.

just wet t-t-the natuwaw sounds out bwuh, s-stop b-being an autistic faggot

I have an incredible sex life with my wife but most guys are way to egotistical to achieve a good sex life because of shit like this
>I don’t think it’s manly to say “that’s it take it!” Or go AAAAAAAA during sex
Jesus Christ enjoy your life bro

Tldr your girlfriend wants to be called a whore and wants to call you daddy but needs to you be a man and take charge and bring dirty talk into the bedroom.

Say hnnnnggg, stick it in my fart box baby

Ive had several express their dissapointment over me being mostly silent. I think its primate instinct, you are strong enough a male that you are not scared of attracting other competing males with your sex noises. let loose user

M-MAKER MONKEY CAVE MAN NyOISED TO SPITE HER

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PHHHHH AGHHAHSDHSAHDAHSDF A-AHHHHHHHHHHH AHFDSHBJFAHJSHBJDFHAJDEGHBADSF

SAFDAOMMOUNGA G-GOOOGAA

BEAT t-t-the shit out hew pussy and then bash hew skull

>This is going to be a short article – just like your cock, sorry couldn’t help it, it is nice to feel like a 10 years old every once in a while.
>Get this straight, and for the love of god end your insecurity today, after this article.
>The average erect penis size worldwide is: 5.1 (13 cm).
>I am not saying that to make you feel better, it is based on studies.
>After clearing that up, let’s talk about the issue regardless of what is average and what is not.
>Mate, no girl – or at least no decent girl – will ever see your dick and be like “you know what, I just found out that your dick is too small for me, I know I am dripping wet right now, and will probably masturbate with my fingers if we didn’t have sex, but please put your pants on and leave.” it just won’t happen.
>You have fingers and a tongue, they are more than enough regardless of the existence of a cock – think lesbian. Use them, I will write an article about Supreme sexual skills and how to fuck her right, but for now, have fun with what you got.

u wot m8

I can't help you with that one until I have sex

>he isnt screaming "FUCK NIGGERS!" at the top of his lungs every time he cums
NGMI

Women make a lot more nyoise during sex in my expewience. If you w-want t-to make nyoise or s-say diwty things then do i-it but if nyot it's no big deal

My twanny gf m-makes moan ÚwÚ really w-w-woud

I often recite parts of hitlers speeches in front of the mirror to get me riled up for sparring.It works wonders for me.

ooo yeah
mmmmm
hnnff
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mm-hmmmm
gah

yeah it sounds stupid if its scripted but just let it flow out
tip; you will say something she doesn't like and she will break up with you for it and she will not see herself at fault in any way.

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Chicks cum when youre grunting like boar. Sex is primal, act like youre a caveman or wild man and fuck her like youve just found pussy while on a hunt

Try throat singing. Bitches love throat singing.

Big letting loose is b-being s-siwent. It's u-unnyatuwaw t-to make nyoises. It's like taking a shit and yelling. J-Just turn on a f-fan or m-music.

>thinking anyone wants to hear someone talk like that during sex
youre not the best frame of reference user

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squeal like a pig and see how she likes it.

What you have t-to weawize is that weaw sex is just like hawdcowe porn but woudew and more wetawded. You really have t-to wet y-y-youwsewf g-g-go. If you're nyot worried that t-t-the n-nyeighbors wiww caww t-t-the c-c-cops you're nyot d-d-doing i-it w-w-wight. Like this HOAAAAAAH *boops your nose* H-H-HOAAHAHHAAAAAAA OPOOOOOOOOOGAAAAA OOHAHAHAAAAAAA W-W-WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOAGHHGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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just play 20 questions or some sheeit

The odd few choice words at the right time can get some of them more excited but they've got to be spontaneous

based

Of c-couwse i-it bothews hew, it's like nyot e-enjoying sex with her.

>->-
Imitate a monkey

It's probably from fapping silently your whole life.

I disagree. also wtf is this way of speaking are you being punished by someone

uwu

If i wanted to speak portugese i would

They can never stop talking. Best you can do is stick your dick in her mouth and limit her to vowels only

When I cum I scream and punch myself in the head and bite my pillow while making an involuntary purr-groan. Some women would probably like that but unfortunately for them I'm a khv.