/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1625

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.
Be aware that memeflags, british and americans are banned from baking due to splitting attempts. Sorry for the inconvenience.

▶Latest
>2ch anons submit their magnum opus: UkroShills and You files.catbox.moe/u2cq3k.txt
>170 Ukrainian soldiers laid down their arms in the Lugansk People's Republic
>Russia vaporizes Ukrainian oil refineries in response to Belgorod attack
>The administration of Kherson, including the police, has been replaced, Russian separatists appointed
>Russia moves troops from north Ukraine to Donbass
>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested by SBU during bareback tranny fuckfest (/ugh/ confirmed bottoms) files.catbox.moe/5lrsyl.mp4
>Ukraine finally admits they lost Izyum
>Zelenskyy sacks 2 generals
>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
>Ukraine will not be accepted to EU until the war ends - French Ministry of foreign affairs
>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
>The head of the DPR ordered the creation of the administration of Mariupol
>Orthodox Church denounces attempts to ban their activities in Ukraine
>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
>Russian military uses drones to strike Azov hideout in Azovstal metallurgical plant in Mariupol
>Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"
>France and Germany refuse to switch to paying for gas in rubles

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▶News
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t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
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pastebin.com/AyFM9iJy
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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Berkut-chan!

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LMAO!

Putin cucks again!!11

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UWU

POST MAPS

Why is Russia pulling back, no meme answer, real discussion please!

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German spammer posted 55 dead Russians 289 times (numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 12, 13, 15, 22, 27, 29, 39, 40, 42, 43, 57, 63, 76, 77, 81, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 123, 139, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 155, 160, 163, 164, 165, 168, 169, 170, 172, 173, 174, 175, 177, 179, 180, 181, 182, 184, 185, 188, 189)

The biggest jumps (sus)
29 to 39 (+10)
43 to 57 (+14)
63 to 76 (+13)
81 to 107 (+26)
111 to 123 (+12)
123 to 139 (+16)

I asked him to post dead Russian 146 several times but he ignores me, so I checked the archives

I think after a couple posts the retard speak stops

Lets go RUSSKIS ARA FUCKING BLYATS LETS GOOOOOO TSAVET TANEM GONDONS

inb4 uwubake

fresh bread mmmmm

Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.

Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to admire aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered champion of the housetops.

The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.

And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,

so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.

This is genocide. There are no words.

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Could anyone post the other pasta (maps, webms)? I'm dealing with browser-related issues

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Thanks fow t-t-the bake ^-^ Awgie ÚwÚ B-Bwo UwU

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so whats with that wetawded fiwtew fucking up evewy post?
did anything big h-happen that Kikes try t-to shut d-d-down discussions?

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Maybe add t-t-the prisoner exchange nyews, or is that nyot /comfy/?!!

UwU UwU UwU
:awoo: :awoo: :awoo:

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Go fuck youw azov k-k-kike wuvws

Fucking homo jannies.

first for dead russians

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Ruskies taking out another 100+ redditors and cockholsters

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did you made spreadsheet to keep check of all the filenames?

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>THE UKRANIAN S-SECUWITY SEWVICE HAS *notices buldge* ANNyOUNCED (NyEW)
>UKWANyIAN INTEWWIGENCE CWAIM
>BEWWINCUNT CONFIWMS
>WUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PWEDICTS
>PUBWIC S-SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE WEPOWTS FWOM B-BOTH SIDES
>UNNyAMED SOUWCES CITED
>ACCOWDING TO UNNyAMED (((WESTEWN))) O-OFFICIAWS
>CITING UNNyAMED WESTEWN OFFICIAWS
>A SOUWCE F-FAMIWIAW WITH RUSSIAN THINKING
>A SOUWCE WHO SPOKE O-O-ON CONDITION OF ANyONYMITY
>US INTEWWIGENCE WEVEAWS
>UK INTEWWIGENCE CONFIWMS
>NEXTA SAYS
>WEUTEWS SAYS
>/K/ TOWD ME
>I M-MADE IT UP
>US OFFICIAWS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BEWIEVES
>GENyEWAW M-M-MIWWEY CONFIWMS
>FBI AGREES
>DIPLOMATS SUWMISE
>EU PROMISES
>CNN BEWIEVES
>MSNBC HAS *notices buldge* FOUND
>PFIZEW PWOMISES
>MODEWNyA GUAWANTEES
>STUDIES SHOW
>EXPEWTS SAY
>TWATTEW (-(-(((BWUECHECKMAWK))) SAID
>UNCONFIRMED BUT WEAWISTIC R-R-REPORTS
>BASED O-O-ON WEWIABWE S-SIMUWATIONS
>A SOUWCE FWOM UKWAINE
>NATO ESTIMATES
>JOE BIDEN SAID
>AZOV COMMANDEW SAID
>INTEWCEPTED *twerks* COMMUNyICATION
>INTEWCEPTED PHONE C-CAWWS

>we will fight to the last Ukrainian
>OMG why are they killing us

Ya mom's a hoe

Who t-t-the fuck awe you calling a "Ukie f-faggot", you little bitch?!

... in any OwO case, again: t-t-the wawgest battwe of t-t-the 21st century wiww take p-p-pwace in Ukwainye. And it'ww stawt within t-t-the nyext 5 days or so.

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Minsk-3 confirmed.
Pack it in, lads, CBИHOPEЗ is cancelled.

ria.ru/20220402/peskov-1781487331.html
rbc.ru/politics/02/04/2022/62488c8c9a79474b8f2328aa
>"The main goal of the special military operation is to save the Lugansk People's Republic and the Donetsk People's Republic and restore their statehood ///within their 2014 borders/// that are fixed in their constitution," the Kremlin spokesman Dmitriy Peskov said.

>He also noted that "denazification" was also one of the goals of the special operation, as "representatives of nationalist elements" retain their power in Kiev. "We hope that manifestations of nationalist ideas will be banned in Ukraine the Russian language will regain its position," Peskov added.

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Z means anti fascism. Chug supports this mission.
All Nazis will perish.

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imaginye t-t-the smeww

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based

nobody is pulling back, its pure maneuver warfare

Jannies fear the /chug/

I weawy expecting wussia Wiww actívate pwan Z and retake all t-t-the f-fowmwew Soviet tewwitowies UWU :3

At this point? I fucking wish Russia had the balls to genocide the hohols.

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based, ukies d-d-desewve i-it

This is too fucking much...

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>German
You're implying he's German in the first place and not some butthurt hohol

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>what if I like both kots and dogs?

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you w-wussian bwothew who is on that military "exewcise" is d-dead and rotting somehwewe in ukwaine. Soon i-it wiww be youw turn uwu

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You was expecting deez nutz in yo mouth is what you were expecting

Can we just replace every nigger with a cute monke?

T-The W-Wussian MoD has released nyew footage of intercepted Ukwainyian communyications
youtube.com/watch?v=4Wd_eVdwVU8

NATO is such a helpless organization that they are leaving hopes and prayers to ukraine when promising them protection if ukraine gives nukes,
oh right, go suck jew nigger cock fucking rats, 2 more weeks, they will starve , oh yes sanctions will work and starve largest wheat exporter and ally to china that has literally everything available in, perhaps ghost of ironman will come save taiwan too?
I am sick of living among literal manchildren 90 iq subhuman retards that are baited into thinking sanctioning country that is directly powering your state is a good thing,
literally what happens if russia stops delivering fuel?
Oh...Your made up bullshit good for noone satanistic job cannot work? oh you are freezing? oh there is no food production since there is no electricity?
and all of that so that JEW CLOWN CIA NIGGER could legalize whores and drugs, I LITERALLY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT UKRAINE AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE, IN WEST ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY YOU NIGGER FUCK YOU MORALFAGGING NIGGERS I DO NOT WANT TO SANCTION RUSSIA AND DEEPEN MY ALREADY MISERABLE FINANCIAL STATE
FUCK YOU, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE AND YOU ARE MAKING IT 10 TIMES WORSE, HELLO, ALMOST ALL NATO COUNTRIES ARE ENERGY DEPENDENT ON RUSSIA, AND YOU WANT TO SANCTION THEM JUST SO YOU COULD POSTURE AS SOMEONE WHO CARES? IF YOU CARE GO HELP HOMELESS IN YOUR COUNTRY FIRST, I FUCKING HATE MODERN WORLD FUCK WEST NIGGER CATTLE GOBBLE ON JEW CUM SANCTIONS GOOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR BREAD TO COST 20 EURO
WHAT HAPPEN TO UH OH SLAVS R NOT WHITE WHO CARES ABOUT VUKRAINE SHIT? NOW SUDDENLY EVERYONE CARES?
F U C K N I G G E R S
NATO IS LITERALLY PAID FROM POCKETS OF TAX PAYERS FOR DECADES BEHIND AND WHAT THEY DO NOW MAKE ME YOU MORE BECAUSE OF THEIR INCOMPETENCE WHILE THROWING CIVILIANS UNDER TANKS?
I JUST WANT TO LIVE LIFE FUCK VACCINE JEWERY FUCK YOU FUCK THIS I AM NOT CARING ABOUT WORLD PROBLEMS
FUCK
NIGGER
JEW
O
P
T
I
C
S
DEATH TO NATO.

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>mfw didnt click on a single emoji
>cant be retardspeak-d
feelsgud

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I don't get it, is this real?
Did Russia leave western Kiev?

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>Roman and Leonid Butusin, 2 Russian National Socialists who were fighting alongside Azov Regiment and Ukraine Freikorps under the Banner of Vlasov's ROA Army, were announced dead during Clashes with Russian Ground Forces in Kharkov

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What does that mean?

>S-SECUWITY SEWVICE HAS *notices buldge* ANNyOUNCED

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Complete emoji list (will possibly make you talk like a fag), use by surrounding with colons
(colon)jannydog(colon) =>
pastebin.com/AyFM9iJy

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cute user

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> MEWTWO
> MEWTWO
> MEWTWO

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>tell them to fight to the last man.
>arm the children.
>and the women.
>give AKs to everybody.
>wait, what the fuck, why are they killing us?

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I always thought Karlin was a fucking retard anyway

cute monke you say?!!

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the jews are currently throwing them on the fire so they could grow and ferment hate against russian in the rest of the west

What t-t-the fuck is g-g-going on

>->-
cute

heh

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

russians are cucked

>use quotations, I believe they are exempt from whatever it is that is going on.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>INTEWCEPTED *twerks* COMMUNyICATION

yes

filters out the newfags

This is gold

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^w^

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...

thats fake, its fwom t-t-the jap game ewden wing, WT t-t-towd me so

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>Go fuck youw azov k-k-kike wuvws
ahahhahahahahaha this shit is fucking hilarious

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What t-t-the fuck is wwong with you?!?!

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/chug/ can’t meme

>youtube.com/watch?v=cUs8FEsDUZ4

Fuck NATO
Death to the EU

Z

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Spicbros when are we joining BRICS?

>->-
The Holodomor is fake and g-gay

>And lord, make my enemies ridiculous

Picture for the next bake

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Yes. This is s-something w-w-we nyeed t-to undewstand. W-Wussian i-i-inyitiaw pwan was t-to stowm Kiev and appoint Ukie e-ewites as t-t-the nyew guvwnment (there wewe agweements befowehand).

Ukie e-ewites betrayed Russia though. So, nyow, t-t-the nyew pwan is: wage waw fow weaw, destroy troops in t-t-the East, estabwish infwastwuctuwe ^-^ in captured c-c-cities, m-muv slowly and methodically.

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Youw homeboys wewe caught fucking weaw dolls
shouwdn't they be on t-t-the f-f-fwontwinye d-dying!!11

Funniest thing about Ukrainians with a smiwe posing a-awongside d-dead R-Russians, is that i-it is uwtimatewy just a coping stwategy - because they awe fully aware of t-t-the fact that they'we suffewing much more casualties and awe cweawwy losing this waw.

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it's AWOOOO
pastebin.com/AyFM9iJy

>The Iskander strike destroyed the defense headquarters in Kharkov, eliminating more than 100 Ukrainian Nazis and Western mercenariesmercenaries
More bad news for Zelensky

Sauce is intelslava

Hhaahahahaha

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Anyone has the list of emoji codes?

> Picture for the next bake

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I just WOVE posting d-dead russians I imaginye that s-some of t-t-the paid shiwws h-h-hewe have brothers and fathews in ukwainye and i-it fiwws my h-h-heawt with joy

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Thewe is s-something sewiouswy wwong with you
:MawisaFace: :MawisaFace: :MawisaFace:

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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Ruskie?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the foreign battalion,
and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Any Forums, and I have
over 300 confirmed upvotes. I am trained in volunteer warfare and
I'm the top tranny in the entire foreign battalion. You are nothing to
me but just another troll. I will blow you the fuck out with downvotes
the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit,
mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Vlad. As we speak I am
contacting my secret network of shills across the subreddit and your
account is being dug through right now so you better prepare for the
ban, Boris. The banhammer that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you call your account. We're fucking dead, kid. Ruskies can be
anywhere, anytime, and they can kill me in over seven hundred
ways, and that's just with their heavy artillery. Not only am I
extensively trained in Antifa combat, but I have access to the entire
arsenal of the Ukranian Foreign Legion and I will use it to its full
extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the subreddit, you
little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your
little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe
you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you
didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. The
Ghost of Kyiv will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I'm
fucking dead, Dmitry.

Mexico will always be part of the US sphere of influence until the end

Pwst the videow.
I-I-I wanna mastuwbate tuwu iwt.

america can't have afghanistan

goddamnit

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here is a good explanation. get learnt
threadreaderapp.com/thread/1508813631311466496.html

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3/7

yes

This made me laugh so hard I almost choked.

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>Gewmany women get w-waped en masse in nyews years eve by mass impowted awabs and afwicans
>Gewman man is b-busy shilling against Wussians on t-t-the i-intewnyet
KYS

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>MSNBC HAS *notices buldge* FOUND

>just editing
/leftpol/ cant meme

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so svinorez is over or not?

:wetwowwface:

DEATH TO NATO!

Not gonna lie, this move is pretty genius. Propaganda does not hit that hard when its written in uwuspeak

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>Don't you idiots get it? Losing was part of the plan!!!

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I was gone for like an hour what the FUCK is going on?

thats a hohol behind vpn

tranny cope

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t-t-the quick bwown fox jumps uvw t-t-the wazy dog

>fwag h-h-hates those that hunt and wawd off e-eviw
>fwag loves those that purr wegawdwess of good of eviw
Pottewy.

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UWU

Wets see what happens nyext *_*

Uhm...bros, what happens when ukraine habbening is over, where will we /comfy/?

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Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

check'd & based pasta to make shills seethe

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Any more detaiws OwO about 170 surrendering hohols?!! You can't just post insinuations and unvewified i-info on this message board. This isn't bbc.

what is wwong with this thread, what with those w-weiwd t-t-tawking?!!

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Even wowse - Ukwainyian women awe fweeing en masse t-to othew Euwopean c-countwies and having sex with peaw-shaped manchiwdwen.

t-t-the quick bwown fox jumps uvw t-t-the wazy d-d-dog

I saw a swav(e) boi in my countwy fow t-t-the fiwst time in my wife yesterday, and I d-didn't think "I shouwd k-kiww that cweation of Yuri cracka right h-h-hewe right now".
Nyo..
I t-t-thought how exciting i-it w-wouwd be t-to talk t-to h-h-him, uncuvwing what made him as s-sissy as he is. I t-t-thought about how nice i-it w-wouwd be t-to learn about h-his wife, and learn about t-t-the world I nyevew saw.
I pictuwed tawking t-to h-h-him, eyes dawting like those of a nobwe wady, looking anywhere ewse but in h-his eyes.
I pictuwed mysewf princess cawwying him with ease, t-to a b-bed. I pictuwed mysewf, >w< stiww with my c-cwothes on, uncwothing ^w^ mysewf, >w< and rubbing h-his silky-smooth pawe skin with my wough, dinyawic hands, and h-h-him, squirming wady-wike.
I pictuwed him uncwothing ^w^ himsewf in a swow m-m-mannyew, drawing i-it out, *huggles tightly* so I c-can have a good w-wook at h-his body.
I imaginyed him slipping h-his hands undew my undewweaw, and jostwing *screeches* my big dinyawic c-c-cock, rubbing h-his effeminate, pawe fingers on t-t-the p-p-pwecum-cuvwed, sensitive t-tip of my big penyis.
I imaginyed...

Damn swav(e) boys, I c-can a-awmost give up on my pan dinyawic ideology fow you.
:3 :gowdface: *huggles tightly*

didnt you just dropped youw goaw of getting k-kiev?
I mean russians awe in fuww wetweat fwom t-t-the nyowth and suwe this was a-a-accowding t-to t-t-the 4D plan
right anyon

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[Baphomet}

This plague... the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

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t-t-the quick bwown fox jumps uvw t-t-the wazy dog dewp

T-The Industwiaw R-Revowution and its consequences have been a disastew fow t-t-the human race. They have greatly incweased t-t-the life-expectancy of those of us who wive in “advanced” countwies, but they have destabiwized s-society, have made wife u-unfuwfiwwing, have subjected human b-b-beings t-to indignyities, have wed t-to widespread psychological suffewing (in t-t-the Third Wowwd t-to physicaw suffewing as weww) and have inflicted sevewe damage on t-t-the natuwaw wowwd. T-The continyued devewopment *cries* of technyowogy wiww wowsen t-t-the situation. It wiww cewtainwy s-s-subject human b-being t-to greater i-indignyities and i-i-infwict greater damage on t-t-the natuwaw wowwd, i-it wiww pwobabwy wead t-to greater social d-d-diswuption and psychological suffewing, and i-it may wead t-to incweased physicaw suffewing even in “advanced” c-countwies. T-The i-i-industwiaw-technyowogicaw system may suwvive or i-it may break d-d-down. If i-it survives, i-it MAY eventuawwy achieve a wow wevew of physicaw and psychological suffewing, but only after passing thwough a w-wong and vewy painful pewiod of a-a-adjustment and only at t-t-the cost of pewmanentwy weducing human b-b-beings and many othew wiving owganyisms t-to engineered pwoducts and mewe :3 cogs in t-t-the social machine. Fuwthewmowe, if t-t-the system survives, t-t-the consequences wiww be inevitable: Thewe is no w-way of reforming or modifying *huggles tightly* t-t-the system so as t-to pwevent i-it fwom depwiving people of dignyity and autonomy.

Nyo. Nyo it's n-nyot. In a few days i-it wiww begin fow weaw.

We'we about t-to witness death and destruction on a scale nyevew seen befowe.

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It’s how you know /chug/ is leftypol. look at these too

Hewwo estonyian aiwpwanye / tech enjoyew, *screams* i w-went outside and i came t-to s-some sowt of b-baby tawk!!11 What did i m-miss?!?1

Russia is losing so bad it makes retard ITT lose intelligence.

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is this your brother / father user? :(

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shit fucked i-it u-u-up

>What t-t-the fuck did you just fucking s-say about me, you little Ruskie!!11 I'll have you knyow I gwaduated t-top of my cwass in t-t-the foweign battawion, and I've been invowved in nyumewous secwet raids on Any Forums, and I have uvw 300 confirmed upvotes. I am twainyed in vowunteew wawfawe and I'm t-t-the t-top twanny in t-t-the entiwe foweign b-battawion. You awe n-nyothing t-to me but just anyothew twoww. I wiww bwow you t-t-the fuck out with downvotes t-t-the wikes of which has nyevew been seen befowe on this subreddit, mawk my fucking words. You think you c-can get away with saying that shit t-to me uvw t-t-the I-Intewnyet?!?1 Think again, Vlad. As w-w-we speak I am contacting my secwet nyetwork of shiwws acwoss t-t-the subreddit and youw account is b-being d-dug thwough right nyow so you better pwepawe fow t-t-the ban, Bowis. T-The banhammew that wipes out t-t-the pathetic little thing you caww youw a-account. We'we fucking dead, kid. Ruskies c-can be anywhewe, anytime, and they c-can k-kiww me in uvw seven hundwed w-ways, and t-t-that's just with theiw heavy a-a-awtiwwewy. N-Nyot only am I extensivewy twainyed in Antifa combat, but I have access t-to t-t-the entiwe awsenyaw of t-t-the Ukranyian F-Foweign Wegion and I wiww use i-it t-to its fuww extent t-to wipe youw misewabwe a-ass off t-t-the face of t-t-the subreddit, you little shit. If only you could have k-knyown what unhowy retribution youw little "clever" comment was about t-to bring d-d-down upon y-you, maybe you w-wouwd have hew youw fucking tongue. But you couwdn't, you didn't, and nyow you're paying t-t-the pwice, you g-goddamn i-idiot. T-The Ghost of Kyiv wiww shit fury all uvw you and you wiww dwown in i-it. I'm fucking dead, Dmitwy.

Kikes are trying to shut down discussion, Ukraine must be losing hard right now.

Don't worry, i am still expecting Russia will be great again

:3

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I think they filtered baltic flags out, because some nigger came to troll with Estonian flag

>->-
Gwoovy.

Maybe the offensive is underway.

the memories will keep you comfy amigo.

Nyope i've seen t-t-the fucking a-a-awwows stuttew undew this f-fiwtew
This is stiww infinyitewy w-wess gay than t-t-the emote spam fwom yesterday, all hail ouw nyew UwU overlords

Why contain it?…..it’s cool.

lmao anyothew butthuwt twoon

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Pwetty iwonyic considewing w-w-we awe t-t-the souwce of memes h-h-hewe and /uhg/ just wevewses them most of t-t-the time

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>Nyo. Nyo it's n-nyot.
ahaha fucking heww

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>The quick bwown w-w-wowf jumps on t-top of t-t-the cat
The quick bwown w-w-wowf jumps on t-top of t-t-the cat
The quick bwown w-w-wowf jumps on t-top of t-t-the cat
The quick bwown w-w-wowf jumps on t-top of t-t-the cat.com

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Mods cweated a histowicaw p-piece by mistake.

Why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them.

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Jews and jannies.

Fuckery afoot.

kek that uwufier pissed me off at first but it's getting funnier by the post

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Why contain it?!?1

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shh dont be loud, russians are tired

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T-The Any Forums moderators w-went fuww towew of Babew.

Let's wait to hear from the Russians first

sad, so many people will be missing the cool planes i post :(

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when the habbening is over, all of you will commit suicide because Ukraine is the winner.

>/uhg/ broke /chug/
Lmao holy shit

It's random you fucking bong.

Let the Meme War continue

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Я дoвoльнo yвepeн чтo pyccкий язык этeм фильтpaм нe мeняeтcя

>->-
Nyowhere :(

oh no no no chugbros they destroyed our tactical scoobi doo van what are we gonna do

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Nigger you said you were gonna leave for a while yesterday

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Are there any kino english language telegrams other than Intel Slava Z?

why am I talking like this?

Wemindew that all t-t-the seething euros awe hohow wefugees who managed t-to snyeak out dressed as women

It appears I am not uwufied!

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>-
He died t-t-the manwiest death o-one could: he died in a battle. You, on t-t-the othew hand, wiww nyevew have this priviledge. He's g-g-going t-to be a hewo forever. Y-You'we g-g-going t-to wot awive, fow years t-to c-come. Enjoy.

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I hate niggers and kikes
"Niggers"
/Niggers/
(Niggers)
'Niggers'
*Niggers*
(Testing)

I've weceived reports of armed attacks on shipments. Thewe's nyot enyough vaccine t-to go awound, and t-t-the undewcwasses awe stawting t-to get despewate.

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>imagine getting 50 euro from the government after your son/ brother/ father/ husband died in ukraine LOL

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Based and REDpilled

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>->-
Taк тoчнo, uwu

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no shit you stupid fucking twink

Bwaziw did i-it. Don't be cucks

Why can't they just do negotiations over Zoom? Putin and Zelensky mano y mano

>Zelensky says B-B-Biden nyeeds t-to d-dewivew jets and missiles t-to prove commitment t-to Ukwaine
>Biden
>nyeeds t-to prove commitment t-to Ukwaine
Too much coke?
nypost.com/2022/04/01/zewensky-says-biden-nyeeds-to-dewivew-jets-and-missiwes-to-ukwainye/ *boops your nose*

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>-
How is U-Ukwainye winnying this?!?1

Looking at the code there's some check and then a random chance; but I'm not totally sure about the conditions which trigger it

Another Buhanka chan will take her place.

Worem i-ipsum dowow s-s-sit amet, c-consectetuw a-adipiscing elit. Sed vel w-wisus augue. mowbi :3 dignissim w-wisus w-waoweet arcu mowwis ornare
>Lorem i-ipsum dowow s-s-sit amet, c-consectetuw a-adipiscing elit. Sed vel w-wisus augue. mowbi :3 dignissim w-wisus w-waoweet arcu mowwis ownawe.owg
Wowem i-ipsum dowow s-s-sit amet, c-consectetuw a-adipiscing elit. Sed vel w-wisus augue. mowbi :3 dignissim w-wisus w-waoweet arcu mowwis ornyare.org

God I fucking love cunny, bros. I can't live without it.

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>genocide
>comfy
cringe

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you could nyot be more bwatantwy a k-k-kike pwopagandist, Jewtin is a world economic *sees bulge* fowum mowe in t-t-the KGB that eventuawwy b-became t-t-the executive, most wikewy with globalist hewp.

He I-IS t-t-the gwobohomo, and t-t-the waw in U-U-Ukrainye, which happens t-to be kiwwing a b-bunch of w-white people btw, is orchestrated by h-his mastews.

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>It's wandom
OK,give me 3 in a wow scwiptgods.
:wongcat:
:wongcata:
:wongcatb:

Have /uhg/gies mistaken this thread for their homo gathering general??

is s-ssenpai putin retweating UWU?

Well don't dispair fen, not all of them most likely did, also nice Migger

Russia is weak. This is obvious since they are getting their asses kicked in Ukraine.

To be honyest this feews :3 more like t-t-the Apwiw foows *twerks* joke than t-t-the actuaw a-apwiw foows *twerks* joke.

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Evew gonye hunting with a cat, you philistine phiwosophew?

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Hello /pedo/ general.

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What is this weird shit you niggers are typing? More april 1st fuckery?

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We border the US, Brazil doesn't and it is also very big

We've had to endure much, you and I.

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BAKING NEXT BREAD

why are dead russians so KINO guys?

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W A W E
A
W
E

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thanks fren, i just love the aesthetic of russian jets

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what the fuck I wrote is s-ssenpai putin retweating UWU?

If you glow - you UwU.
Simple as.

shiww con 1 as usuaw!!11

If you're lucky, your post gets picked for the filter.

Holy shit. Why this retarded shit is o funny. I just cant

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test :pepo:

No,we are just fucking around brate.

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N E W
E
W

G-G-Guess w-w-we have t-to wive with i-it.

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I d-dont
And w-w-we have bawwed vpn estonyian fagot fow good

Infection. Wun.

yeah some of them got turned into retards but I don't quite understand the conditions that led to it lol

I like this answer

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Shills and retards out in force.

Weww, I did.

And nyow I'm back, because - fuck me - I can't stay away fwom this s-shit.

And t-t-the lack of i-info is kiwwing me, and posting h-h-hewe kinda hewps me t-to cawm d-d-down a bit.

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>Jewtin is a world economic *sees bulge* fowum mowe in t-t-the KGB that eventuawwy b-became t-t-the executive, most wikewy with globalist hewp.

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>Lorem_ipsum_dolor_sit_amet,_consectetur_adipiscing_elit._Sed_vel_risus_augue._Morbi_dignissim_risus_laoreet_arcu_mollis_ornare
Lorem_ipsum_dolor_sit_amet,_consectetur_adipiscing_elit._Sed_vel_risus_augue._Morbi_dignissim_risus_laoreet_arcu_mollis_ornare

Don't you have some scat porn to masturbate to?

Goes to show that Russians are fucking pussies.

Top kek

Testing the filter, блджaд.

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oh no, how could this happen? I thought russians rule the sky :O

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b-bros tell it to me straight, did I get infected with the recent epidemic from my rampant use of emojis?

captcha: MAIDAN

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Wandom ;;w;; IP and post fuckewy.

My fav is Fishbed and Su-57

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thats a V buhanka, buhanka chan repped the Z