I’m a self aware NPC

Had the sudden realization today that I’m an NPC living in the background of other peoples lives. Everything makes sense now. What do I do now that I’m aware of this?

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Level up

Idk do you have any goals things you wanna do or shiz like that my niga

You have Quantum Immortality

Become the main character

Become my house slave

don't care. if you're an NPC I'm gonna have to mess with you.

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I like to hammer nails into mini fire proof safes and turn them into mini Iron Maidens to trap small animals like squirrels. Pretty much just squirrels.

everyone is, OP. Calm down.

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and what have you discovered? What conspiracy you live in?

nigger

I’m calm as a cucumber actually. I’m ok with this. It’s like it’s Christmas and I don’t get to be the tree but the star on top that really makes the tree pop. I like being a pretty decoration

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Sell your genitals to the organ harvesters.

Take a dump as fast as possible don’t wipe either there’s no time to waste

Based and positive attitude pilled.
Now just learn to hate the engineers of society.
It's satanists btw.

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I don’t live in a conspiracy. I’m just the guy in the background doing typical NPC stuff.

identify main character and assist or destroy him

>satanists

This. You can choose to serve your age or rebel against it, but the target of your cooperation or rebellion is external.

fpbp.
Also this, OP. Now you get to experience the thrill of diving down a seemingly endless rabbit hole and get called a "schizo" by those same engineers of society and their successfully brainwashed puppets.
>It's fun I promise

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I actually came to the realization that you’re all just a figment of my imagination and that my existence in this universe is cosmic dust traveling across the galaxies at hyperspeed