Reminder that Russians are planning to destroy California with an earthquake

Aliens confirmed Russia is planning an attack on American nuking underwater faults with nuclear weapons.

California will be destroyed soon.

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Oh no, Russia is sending 1 more of a thing us Californians get hundreds of times per year! This somehow changes everything!

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>Aliens confirmed

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lol i fucking wish

Yes

pics or it didn't happen

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God that would be so awesome. I would dance in the street.

we would be so lucky.

Age of Capricorn user

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No, Age of Aquarius

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Oi vey!

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seems a reliable as getting off twitter so the bro might be on to something

We are in the middle of Aquarius
And Dawn of Capricorn
Look at signs manifesting

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If you were going to do something geologic, the smarter play would be a nuke in Mono Lake to potential collapse the vestigial caldera roof. If such a collapse occurred, you could potentially trigger the walker lane belt which would be a potentially more devastating sequence. The San Andreas is locked for the most part and a sudden jolt along its plane of motion may not do it. However, if you can get the walker lane belt to move, you could allow the tehachapis to shift which would then in turn allow the San Andreas to move. If you did that, you might even get some plausible deniability by nuking an active volcano complex rather than trying to detonate some nukes off Monterey which is what most people think is the best course of action.
>t. Geologist in California

Its the jews

They should go after Yellowstone instead. They can destroy more than half of the u.s in 1 shot that way.

> Nuking the faultst with nukes

What else would they nuke them with OP?

Why waste a nuke when you could just hack the EBT system and do 100 times the damage

Don't get me wrong, i'd love to see California destroyed in nuclear hellfire. Just need some sauce more authoritative than the history channel "dude alien's lmao" guy to back it up

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Maps geoanon. Show me on the maps

I wish a nigga would

What happens when something like this happens? Do people fill it in with dirt or does it eventually close by itself?

They don't need to put the nukes on land. The faults go underwater

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It doesn't happen, only in movies. irl it just cracks roads at most

Thank God. You should nuke us after the quake to help.

I hope they do

Ops pic is from a movie.
In real life, they usually fill themselves in mostly, leaving only a ditch at most.

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California is already destroyed anyway nothing of value will be lost

It makes a domino effect

Can confirm, I'm a Russian.

Well can they fucking hurry up please.

>I lived to see California turn into Escape from LA
Snakebrothers, we are back!

>get hundreds of times per year
Are you even in Caliwali? We haven't had a real quake since 1994. It's ripe, and this crazy dry weather isn't helping. We call this earthquake weather.

Life imitating art.

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We've had plenty of quakes, some more powerful, since then.

What one was worse since Northridge?

they've already destroyed it with marxism

🙏 please putin 🙏