>be me >christian fag. actual christian and faggot >haven't gone to church for many years because christians think homosexuality is a sin >go to a new congregation where I feel they accept gays >once in a while they let members of the congregation share spiritual stories >share my story which starts by declaring I'm gay because I'm as deep as a one foot kiddie pool >declare my love for men and how god is okay with faggotry >describe things using words such as "orgasmic" to relay feelings of joy because sex is always on my mind >the children in the congregation surely need to learn about sex from a stranger, especially things such as two men rolling around kissing passionately >so happy to be back at church >mfw I'm chastised after church by the ecclesiastical authority for using words such as "orgasmic" in front of kids >mfw I rat myself out for being in a gay relationship >mfw I am by told by this person how it is a sin and confronted with many scriptures condemning faggotry >mfw he lies by saying he cares about my salvation >mfw when god won't change his commandments to fit my lifestyle >mfw I decide to stop going to church again >I now share with the world how I am a victim and will use government to force people to like me
Geez, I wonder why he stopped going to church the first time.
Are you talking about yourself in 3rd person, you brain dead faggot?
Bentley Ross
In sane times we put faggots like you on electric chairs but now instead we have to listen to you whine
Elijah Flores
>>christian fag. actual christian and faggot Many such cases. Milo also became a "reformed sodomite" kek that's what happens when in order to become christian one only needs to accept christ and repent -- a literal tabula rasa meaning it'll also allow murderers and pedos in the faith.
Globohomo to the max.
Oliver Taylor
Church doesn’t exist so you can be comforted and reassured about your horrible and disgusting lifestyle choices; that’s what Reddit is for.
Andrew Nguyen
I think I know what you wanted to say, but it's not quite there. It's like you're chastising faggots and also church without understanding either side not pointing out anything special. >Faggots might sometimes be too faggy about it >Christians might not actually give a fuck about my immortal soul >I do not like people unfairly crying for help instead of trying to solve their shit But what else?
Gabriel Roberts
Why are you Christian sis?
Sebastian Myers
Blessed reply.
Updoot.
Luis Lewis
Thanks for the tip user. This was my first attempt at greentext. I'll do better next time.
Austin Wilson
You're sadly mistaken user, you are merely a lost fag. You can't have it your way. You are an abomination, you must repent, get saved, and give up the goobers dude. If you want to be an actual Christian that is. Otherwise you'll die and bust hell wide open.
Henry Torres
Have you ever stopped to think it's not all about fucking YOU dude? Probably not.
Chase Johnson
I can't tell if you did this or if you're against this. But yeah, something doesn't suddenly become morally good just because you do it and try to be shameless about it.
Easton Murphy
faggots are God hating reprobates beyond salvation. you rejected God, God rejected you. there is no salvation for you, there is no good thing in your future. every second you live makes your hell hotter and endangers your future victims.
Isaiah Clark
Burn the church down with you crusified inside it
Joshua Price
I'm not great at this so take it with a pinch of salt, but a good way to write these is as if you were doing an small comical skit, playing with people's expectations and making absurd comparisons, similes, metaphors of any kind that actually relate to the thing at hand and nobody thought of. You also have the ability to recontextualize a well-known fact or story into a more subversive one that is somehow relatable. Good luck though, I like these and people have to start somewhere.
If Heaven's going to be full of a bunch of sanctimonious Any Forums Christfaggots I'll gladly go to Hell or anywhere else rather than spend eternity with them
>leaf >speaking in 3rd person I can't tell if this is satire or not but maybe you should try a new religion. Most all of them condemn faggotry though so maybe try to find a bright side to burning in hell.
god loves the sinner, not the sin. it's one thing to attend church as a faggot, it's a completely different thing to be proud of it. in front of kids nonetheless.
Sebastian Jones
Mass authoritarian religions do not belong on Any Forums. Christians do not belong on Any Forums. Why are you crying about church when the only Christians here are poor lost boomers too stuck in their ways to break free from a Semitic religion which is antagonistic to Western civilization.
Cameron Cox
Look at the fags here. They look like pic related and sound like:
>I'm a little bitch and I cant control my desires WAAAAAAAHHHHHH
fuck off back to plebbit and sob over there they love that shit.
>I'd rather go to Hell lmao I love when people say this, they have no idea what its like...its at best like this life
This
Easton Gonzalez
gay chat-
discord gg/e8UGed38
Carter Lee
>Embarrassing neocon/neolib bootlicker that posts on /ugh/ like a bitch
Go back
Levi Thomas
This chat is already gay enough
James Jackson
bye sis
Isaac James
I can't see the appeal in joining a community where members aren't anything like you at all. It would be like me walking up to a group of gangbanging niggers and trying to high five them. Find your own community and stick to it. Don't go where you aren't wanted. In the word of Clint Eastwood, "What? You want to be super spade or something? These guys don't want to be your 'bro' and I don't blame them. Now get your ofay, paddy ass on down the road"
