Putin has cancer and bathes in deer anthlers for health - new report!!!

msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-bathes-in-deer-antler-extract-and-regularly-sees-cancer-doctor-report-claims/ar-AAVLtrb

"Vladimir Putin has taken dozens of trips in the company of a cancer specialist, according to a report, which also claimed the Russian president attempts to boost his health by bathing in deer antlers.

According to the report by Russian investigative news outlet Proekt, Mr Putin has become increasingly preoccupied with his health in recent years and takes frequent trips to the resort city of Sochi in the company of doctors from Moscow’s Central Clinical Hospital.

Citing contracts between the hospital and hotels where its staff members stayed in Sochi, the investigation claims the average number of medics in Mr Putin’s entourage rose from five in 2016 and 2017 to nine in 2019."

Putin is in his last days, this is why he has made such an insane move as to launch a disastrous war in Ukraine. Putin is taking down all of Russia with him.

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>msn.com
Oh wait is this an April Fools joke?

No it is reported on other news sources too

Liquid deer antlers. Sounds laplandish


How does one go about purchasing some of this liquid deer antlers?

So why couldn't you use those sources you fucking nigger.

He is bathing in the blood from the antlers

he is dying manlet wanting to go down in history as great russian tsar

Because dats rayciss wanting me to hustle for other sources when my MS Edge browser sends me news articles for free ya'll

someone tell him to just push the big red button then. times awastin. especially for him.

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He will go down in history as the man who destroyed Russia, it will take a century for Russia to rebuild....

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Putini s Great Satan, he drinks blood of ukrainian children. That is the only reason he started war. The vampire needs human blood.

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>bathes in spindly solids
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awesome, best news all year, may he suffer long and horrible unrelenting excruciating pain screaming until his vocal cords are shredded and bleeding

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Seems to be working.

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>Bin Laden was found with tons of gay porn

in retrospect if we toted that line now he'd be revered as a hero

Putin sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers

He's still doing better than Biden

>LARP
Although Id love to see him tortured to death

>jew propagandists giving Putin the Adolf Hitler treatment
Really makes u think 🤔

well i mean they could go all out with the anti putin shit today and reserve the ability to claim april fools later

Lol Putin just do your thing bro and fuck the haters

no look how bloated his face is. It usually from cancer treatment. My guess is he wanted to unify the russian and ukrainian people, but look what he did lmao.

bathes in deer antlers, has cancer, has one testicle, gangrene in feet, is gay, likes to eat shit, has a vestigial twin in chest, addicted to painkillers, is hermaphrodite,

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