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that's pretty based though ngl

Reminder to Free Assange

>copypasta
I guess copynoodle but it just doesn't sound right

>I swear all these Jew media cunts are in bed together, their "industry" is just a huge zionist lobby group
Nepotism is extremely successful strategy, why do you think they try so hard to ban you from doing it?

I just had weetbix for muh birthday lunch. Gonna have a got milo now. Comfy as.

Which states are still in a 'state of emergency'?

I want noodles like in the other thread, but if i tried to make them this is what they’d look like.

I'm chadfishing as a white gigachad. The last time I stood her up, she got stranded with no money to pay the taxi haha.

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poor fuck.
First man to have an INTERPOL red notice issued against him without having charges laid by a national government.
Literally globohomo arrest warrant.
Moral of the story, seek revenge not protection

Happy birthday user, how old are you?

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how do I fuck with wagies? I have nothing else to do until 3 o clock so I think I'm gonna go to woolies and shoplift as much shit as I can

Hope you got some honey joys and chocolate crackles for later mate

you and me both

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Cheers m80, too old for awkward family cake. My kiddo made me some artwork.

Forbidden olive juice.

put glue in all the parking meters so the waggies can't buy tickets.
Local council will be flooded with abuse.
un-fucking-governable

someone is going to have a bad day, get the spill kit

fuck I'm turning 20 in two months and this is literally me
not the blackpill I needed this morning

Fuck some Coco Pops would be great, haven't had em in decades

Any of you fags know about debt collectors? I've some chasing me for a couple of hundred. Wouldn't be worth court for them right?

Do you have a problem with my delicious lunch

unironically do this
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don't have those in my town

*calling wagie to aisle 3*

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based

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just ignore them and give false information if you end up answering the phone

kek, are there many whites on the apps over there?
just trip into things like oldmate from the gym in the NT
what will the court do? you will have to pay the debt no matter, court will just add extra costs lol.

Qld is I think. The homosexual chief medical liar cuck just got it renewed apparently.

There's crickets and tumbleweeds outside my door. But apparently there's an...... EMERGENCY.

based marty

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What the fuck is this emote shit.
>need to spend points
Is this some kind of Jewish credit system?
Is gookmoot trying to force people to use logins?

Go and hang shit on masked retail cucks ar jb hifi

Coming to a woolies near you

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>points
>emoticons
>on an image board
>image board
>emotes
that's the joke

Praising Him right now

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does it do anything? what is the purpose of the robot

lol

if they had these in the woolies here I would go there just to fuck with them

woolies has nigger and racemixing ads for phones, i consider it a legitimate target

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Mobile MK-Ultra Indoctrination Station.

It looks for spills (or just makes them) on the ground then commands wagies to clean it up.
It can be yours for the low low price of $47000

>Rate my lunch 酒 edition

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>slowly pushes it off the back dock and then smashes the remains with a hammer
I dunno boss it just drove off the dock

>a legitimate target
They fired all their unvaccinated staff at the of last month too.

Look at this

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Thanks user, I couldn't find it.

did they fire them? though they just left them on unpaid leave

Australia can never have stuff like this. It always gets destroyed. Which is kinda based and what I like about this country.

The roll out of electric bikes in Melbourne is pretty funny. Complete disaster

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I Looked at that.

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Yep until the end of June. There have been protests almost every day in the city, chanting "there is no emergency". Dunno if they'll accomplish anything but I hope so, since I'll be losing my job soon due to a work vax mandate that's based on the current CHO directive or whatever.

>A.I augmented manoeuvring room
Arsenal Gear

303 British is pretty cheap in SA, my first rifle was a little MKIII smelly that I bought off a friend's dad when I was 12 or so, pretty common story in SA due to the amount of unlicensed enfields and masers that every boomer seems to have like 5 of.