/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1301 - Rare Loot Edition

cause our heckin putlerino is a master strategist

They are going to learn about NOODLED.COM

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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.
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>rentry.org/uhg2022n
Fellow bong that is the template I posted. Let us move on from the template autism and focus on making fun of vatniks. What is chug even saying these days?

So what will be the tactic of the faggot this thread?

Are they going to pretend to be Reddit again, or are they going to go back to spamming TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY?

me normal
me seeing dead ruskies 💯

dead russian generals that turned out to be alive the next day? lol

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To Putin, Xi Jin Ping, Kim, and intel/military allies still on the side of mankind

do not let these possessed elite un wef nato occultist satanic xenos heretical fuck wits win, they're currently forcing people to get national ID here

jail and stop the elites, they are now in their bunkers/ safehouses

they will not be safe once it starts

do not let the system become corrupted by occult shit like black mirror social credit system

this is a serious warning, humans will get trapped in a hellhole and lake of fire further if u let biolabs psychopath nurgle rot ars goetia shenanigans win

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Shut up tranny.

i think he thought that he could go right in, and bet all the money with ukrainians having a shit morale and surrendering quickly and not allowing the troops to mobilize

They say nothing at this point because they have nothing good to say.

this is the real OP template.
rentry.org/uhg2022

I suspect current OP is from chug and is trying to hijack the OP like they done before, they will change it and fill it with pro-russian propaganda.

Well necromancy is thing

>pro-russian propaganda
Otherwise known as reality.

why are slavic girls cute but the guys look like mutants

they're going to continue spamming TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY

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If slav antifia doesn't stop rioting till May, will it be too late to plant wheat?

I'm afraid that you are fucked, good sir. This is not something which is unique to one region.

Indeed the darkest hour comes just before the dawn.

But the sun is still setting.

I think you should be more worried that Azerbaijan might finish the job with Nagorno-Karabakh now that Russia has moved most of its peacekeepers into combat in Ukraine.

Because Putin thought he could kick down the front door and the whole rotten house would fall down, which would have worked 8 years ago. However Ukraine modernized and built up their army preparing for a war with Russia.

Shut up tranny.

I fucking hate commies so that flag makes me distrust you deeply, but you’re right. There’s not much happening at the moment with the war it seems, has mariupol even been captured? All I know is russians have vaguely retreated from the north

so why are you changing it?
you haven't explained why.
are you going to maintain it properly? you haven't even updated the ISW link and it changed several hours ago.

I was wondering how Ukraine could kill so many Russian generals. NATO intel is really the only answer.

All you have is Copium

I can pay them 5kg of potatoes for cleaning my apartament.
I'ts a honest work tbqh

That is traditionally how you hijack a general [not fucking making a new one because you're too retarded to run subversion]

simpily cope

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Which one of you was this?

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You've seen how pitiful their gains have been once Ukraine had time to mobilize and prepare themselves. I honestly don't think it would have helped at all.

if u want to go down the truth only blackpill - go down the rabbit hole of the matrix check the Any Forums archives Any Forums /x/ or filter my name and related to mechanicus or imperium or God-Emperor

the longer you stray from Gamer/Developer/CheatCode/God-Emperor Jesus Christ, this simulation goes clownier harder and goes to max difficulty on any individuals and everyone, oh also corrupted glitches alien entities in realities will happen and torture you if you keep contacting 'demon symbols'

(no I'm not a christcuck or your edgy templar, I don't believe in psuedoscience, well at least previously)

youtu.be/zE7PKRjrid4

if you take the (blue) - jew pill, Ukraine US NATO will win you accelerate degeneracy and heresy, will be tortured by multiple xenos entities and be enslaved to them (you have no reward, you will still eat the bugs physically and glitched)

if you take the goy cattle xenos (red) pill, the globohomo WEF UN will make China Russia communism win with xenos influence controlled elite demon sorcerers and everyone will be hungry, mentally broke or corrupt like your 'They live movie and a black mirror Netflix episode', still everyone gets invaded and still be raped by chaos xenos alien entities in the end (no reward, still eat the bugs), they will also try to seance curse Xi Putin Kim Jung Un them to become psychopathic dictators in the end & hog everything as if some psychopathic entities out there is mad with what the boomer and elites are doing for contacting them with no reason / they do not understand

break the cycle, break the ouroboros

archive.wakarimasen.moe/pol/thread/368726810

pastebin.com/u/mechanicus

nice psychic powers there you got NATO CIA ,- remote viewing and occult witches astrologers as statisticians

are you sure these twisted xenos scum aren't taking a foothold in reality?

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I use this flag to mock the worthless Commies who suck Russian dick.

And you're right, the only major thing that's happened today is the Russians around Kyiv ran for the border at about the same speed as a Mexican who just heard the border patrol went on strike

Okay Satan.

two more days became two more weeks became it was only a diversion

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Or maybe, OP just made a new template because he felt like it and has a penchant for eurasian green toads? Relax man, I’m not a /chug/ secret agent or whatever. I also fail to see how me slightly changing the template would do anything to harm /uhg/ so if I was some kind of saboteur I’d be a pretty shitty one
Tl;dr stop bejng paranoid, I’ve been baking threads all day and I’m not some chug shill

>why are slavic girls cute but the guys look like mutants

What are you talking about?

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>he doesn’t know

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>literal trannyfuckers

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Are we going to get the Orthodox equivalent to MemriTV memes now?
This war delivers more than anything else.

>What will happen to them now that Russia is losing..?
Same as before, HIV and abortions

Was this before or after a bunch of Witches went to Moscow to support Putin?

Fucking checked
Are you the one that made secound Polish Mari version?
Cuz some American did that. Are you diasporak?

fucking kek that's fucking hilarious

Memri TV is based IMHO, the kikes did an own goal on that one.

The Bible too is based but you gotta find the good bits.

You tell me, oh lackey of Lucifer.

We just have to fight them on every front about what those goals means.

...

born in usa parents moved here

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youtu.be/A74Wq0B1WrI

A young vatnik named Vladimir
Grew restless on the farm
A monke filled with wanderlust
Who really meant no harm
He changed his clothes and shined his boots,
And sneezed into his sleeve
And his mother cried as he walked out:

"Don't take your tanks to Kyiv, son,
Leave your tanks at home, Vlad
Don't take your tanks to Kyiv"

He laughed and kissed his mom and said,
"Your Volodya's a man,
And I can shoot as quick and straight
as anybody can.
But I won't invade without a cause,
They won't want me to leave"
But she cried again as he rode away:

"Don't take your tanks to Kyiv son,
Leave your tanks at home, Vlad,
Don't take your tanks to Kyiv"

He sang a song as on he rode,
His banan hung out his ass.
He rode into a Ukie town,
To find his tank some gas.
He walked into a police station,
Looking for reprieve
But his mother's words echoed again:

"Don't take your tanks to Kyiv, son,
Leave your tanks at home, Vlad
Don't take your tanks to Kyiv"

He took a drink of vodka and cradled his banan.
He tried to tell himself he was a liberating man.
A NATO convoy rolled on by
With guns from Tel-Aviv
When he heard again his mother's words:

"Don't take your tanks to Kyiv, son,
Leave your tanks at home, Vlad
Don't take your tanks to Kyiv"

Filled with rage then, Vladimir reached for his gun to draw
But the NLAWs from the woods locked on before he even saw.
As Vladimir fell to the mud, his GF did receive
A cell phone video of his final words:

"Don't take your tanks to Kyiv, son,
Leave your tanks at home, Vlad
Don't take your tanks to Kyiv"

because the other template is maintained regularly by several people who post here, so it's always up to date.
That's the whole fucking point.

You realise if you take over the template you have to maintain it and update it continously, indefinitely?
or have you not even considered this because youre a massive inconsiderate cunt?

Only the pretty ones get posted. And only the drunk gopnik sunflower chewers also only get posted.

Yeah, too bad it doesn't work, and confirms that the NATO side are literal Satanists.

Post your favorite monkeys.

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The Russian Religion is a death cult. If anyone worships Satan it's the people of Russia

Of course. Amerimutt trannies want to give Russia an ouchie, but they don't want to dirty their own fag hands - they're busy dilating. So they 'support' Ukraine to do it for them, as Ukraine is fighting for their own survival.

you dont say

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All I have changed is I added the bit about what day it was and the bit about eurasian green toads. I removed the other changes because I realised they were not appropriate, as you pointed out, and I also fixed the greentext thing. I would appreciate it if you could add the eurasian green toad thing to your template, at which point I will stop using mine and switch to your link completely

>cope

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understandable
just from a curiosity, do you know the language?

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Crucifixtions?

Shit, play some Amnesisa the Dark Descent -

The Judas Pyramid was invented. The Iron Maiden. The Iron Bull!

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>now that Russia is losing
>now
Russia was always a loser country

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shoot your xenos possessed elites in the worst case act as if ur an NPC

remember your allies are your commanders who are still not brainwashed, try to lead them to Jesus Christ

Dessmond Doss - didn't get blown or hit in any way (Jesus Christ and real God is on his side)

Kyle Odom fucked around and found out - he did nothing wrong

take the weapons at least hide it and steal it, hog more

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Checked.

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Zelenskyy fled uKRaInE. Friendly reminder

>Memri TV is based IMHO, the kikes did an own goal on that one.
I wonder what the guys that work there think of all the memes, which are probably the overwhelming amount of viewers.
I think Israel needs to piss off palestine again so we can get more Farfur the mouse episodes

Yes, I am in fact a massive inconsiderated cunt. That is why I post here. Add this bit to your template and I’ll stop using mine:
> Mascot: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotes

Nah, their archbishop Kirill is right, this war is about gay parades, Russia won't hold a gay parade, therefore NATO tries to invade them. It is Satanic all the way down, and Putin fights relatively on the side of God.

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hasn't this been claimed like 10,000 times now, and every single time it ended up being not the case? kek

again? big if true

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Would that work in Russia?

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Lucifer has a corrupted side.

Remember satan deceives

also they're xenos alien scum that shouldn't be here

I don't just say 'demons occult' or pseudoscience, I still don't believe it

Israel West Nato elites big tech banks are absolute scums not just psychopath, while doing these shitshow stuff

i like picrel

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Peak reddit, peak s()y

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Looks like they've finally evolved because they've gotten too predictable.

Now the Word of the day is Satanist

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Everything will be repurposed as a meme. All their memes are belong to us.

>370648515

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youtube.com/watch?v=iyN3yGCt7Sc
POSTING SOME IMPORTANT UKRAINIAN SONG
>POSTING SOME IMPORTANT UKRAINIAN SONG
POSTING SOME IMPORTANT UKRAINIAN SONG
>POSTING SOME IMPORTANT UKRAINIAN SONG
Tbqh why did they allow to put something like this on soviet tv? Weren't you guise not allowed to speak Ukrainian (or discouraged to be specific)?
Still it's kino

Why would he flee if Kiev wasn’t a primary goal of the special military operation?

I’ve also changed my template to have your link now so if someone accidentally uses mine it’ll link back to your template eventually

>NOODLED.COM

Yeah something like that user

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ochwiesto, ale nie bardzo na pisanie

why would we add a Wikipedia page about a frog?

>Would that work in Russia?

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>'Glownigs tongue my anus' is not a /uhg/ or /chug/ or /go fuck yourself newfag, lurk moar/ thing.
>'Glownigs tongue my anus'
Retardado faggot it’s “niggers tongue my anus” and the was a Any Forums get #400000000. /uhg/ really can’t into memes

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remember to take your anti psychotics

It’s the new /uhg/ mascot user.

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>Peak reddit, peak s()y

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>In the same battle, they captured a Ukra, was under some substances, sent to the rear, although he really wanted to shoot this drug addict, who, by the way, according to him, was released from prison to fight.

heroes

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Also it’s a cute frog and we do need a mascot so hey ho

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When you can't protect your standard issue Twink.

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>ochwiesto
No idea what that supposed to mean tbqh
>ale nie bardzo na pisanie
I understand, I used to learn some russian and I can generally understand Ukrainian and Belarusin language but can't write for shit, can only speak broken polish-russian tbqh

>ACK

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Someone post the song about the Ukrainian Nazi
:pressF:

Ummm sweaty it's the word of eternity, this always was and always will be a battle of God vs Satan, good vs evil. Do you even read the Bible?

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Good ones.

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There's nothing in the bible about a pathetic manlet named Putin invading another country because he wanted to be an Empire

youtube.com/watch?v=g3uRc8WiSnQ
POSTING SOME IMPORTANT AMERICAN SONG
>POSTING SOME IMPORTANT AMERICAN SONG
POSTING SOME IMPORTANT AMERICAN SONG
>POSTING SOME IMPORTANT AMERICAN SONG
Tbqh why did they allow to put something like this on american internet? Weren't you guise not allowed to speak about the overlords (or discouraged to be specific)?
Still it's kino

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what a retarded take

Calgon - Take ME Away !! I'm so confused !!
wrong thread OP left.... oops
quemadoinstitute.org/2017/08/18/new-us-naval-base-on-ukraines-black-sea-coast/
21wire.tv/2018/01/21/wmd-america-inside-the-pentagons-global-bioweapons-industry/
unlimitedhangout.com/2021/02/investigative-reports/schwab-family-values/

(OP)
youtube.com/watch?v=fWvKvOViM3g
IDK
(OP) (OP)

>looking for a DVD to play for Headhunting.
>youtube.com/watch?v=-prpn2nGdLU
>youtube.com/watch?v=Xu0z1csRnKQ
>youtube.com/watch?v=poMjVcx68ec (Screaming for Vengeance)
>youtube.com/watch?v=1fqGIpkp2NU (sweat Leaf)
I might have some discussion w you on this. But my mind is gone from last night.
- It is Psyop on all sides, domestic people don't know what is going on except some have seen it, witnessed it,... some have govt and .mil connections not doubt,... maybe some have stage performance contacts and know the (Film) "Wag The Dog"!!
Appears we think along similar lines.
Operation Condor, and 7 Nations in Dirty Wars caused by US Intel or Anglo Intel... in the 1970s... perhaps impelled by Bankers. Hmmm.

youtube.com/watch?v=uMszu_VgMfY

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wait what.....

youtube.com/watch?v=_SC-h1JcypI

.. no way....

As long as you’re mocking commies that is AOK to me my friend. On a positive note, /chug/ trannyposting seems to have massively subsided so that’s nice