>Flushed down toilet, Chinese baby survives
Tenants in an east China apartment building first heard the cry, like the mewling of a rabbit or a cat. Then they saw an incredible thing -- a newborn's foot in the opening of a toilet pipe. When rescuers arrived Saturday, they first tried to pull the child free by cutting the pipe. But that didn't work, and the baby remained stuck. So they sawed away the entire pipe, with the infant still inside, and brought the section to a hospital in Jinhua. Working together, doctors and rescuers used pliers to pull away bits of the pipe, eventually revealing the baby, its shoulders and head pressed against the pipe's lining. The placenta was still attached. On Wednesday, the infant, a boy referred to as "Baby 59," is in stable condition and is drinking formula, doctors told CNN
source: edition.cnn.com
Flushed down toilet, Chinese baby survives
is this being "born again?"
would you say he's turtlenecking?
>be me
>born chinese
>immediately flushed down toilet
>saved for some fucking reason
>get fed Chinese formula
>die
Mfw when I only got to smoke 3 carton of cigarette
Yet another reminder how fuck8ng subhuman and absolutely soulless chinksects are. Fucking disgusting!
chinks smoking cigarettes is the equivalent of you using an air filter
great story, this child is blessed to be alive
Right because white women would never and have never done such a thing, doesn’t possible
I'm turtlechecking those quads. Happy April Fools, user.
I have a pet woman and she would never do this
A woman found a dead infant with placenta attached on her porch.
Chinese are the master race, this proves it.
Cope more chinklet. You bugs have zero morals and ethics. Cheating is an 'honorable' quality in your society. You'll soon be eating each other to survive and won't be bothered by it.
>being born in China be like
>just like us
Why can't you bigots understand that they are just like us? They have the same morals and value of life like any anyone else on this planet?! MOON spells flushed baby.
That stuff happens all the time in NY, Chicago, LA, Minneapolis, Detroit, ect. Big deal. The only thing that's weird is how the plecentab fell out. Is that like a hysterectomy or uterus drop.
Amen to that brother!
Why bother saving it? No one will ever love this child, the best it can aspire to is being the toilet baby.
Bugs hatch, they're not born
Remember this story the next time you think you're the one having a shit day.
You skipped the part where they flushed it down another toilet
They should really name him Neo. Hope he survives into adulthood and they catch the whore responsible.
GUYS LOOK A CHINESE BABY
The mother of the infant is not being identified, but police say she is 22. Local police say that, so far, they believe her account of how the baby ended up in the pipe. "That day she felt stomachaches," said Jiang Song, the vice director of police. "So she went to the toilet. It was actually close to her due date and the baby just slid out." Police questioned the woman, who told them that she did not intend for the child to fall into the toilet, according to a local TV channel that was posted on the official police Weibo account. The police said she tried to retrieve the baby with a stick, then decided to flush the toilet to clear away the blood. The tenants told CNN that they called authorities. The police say that the mother called her landlord, saying she'd heard a strange sound that seemed like it might be a baby and suggested that the landlord and others come to check. When police arrived at the apartment, they said, they found a pair of pants stained with blood. Donations for the baby from rescuers According to police, one of the firefighters involved visited the baby and sent clothes, formula powder and diapers. Other rescuers sent milk bottles and formula. Someone wrote a note and attached it to the donated items. "Don't let the baby starve," it read. "Let's pray." Baby rescued from sewage pipe
>born
A bug hatching from the metal egg
That's how chinese are born. Why make a thread?
Why are you so obsessed with white people, kike? It's weird and gross.
Chinese baptism.
the loathsome dung eater
thanks, "god".
>once confirmed to be alive by experts, Baby 59 was shackled outside the local Apple iPhone plant for duty the following morning
>Baby 59
that’s the 59th one they scraped from a toilet this month and it’s the first of april
Placenta didn't get clamped. Worth while save, I guess. Future leader or gulag'd based chink autist? Got a backstory for either, really.
God is real
I HATE THE AHTICHRIST
>Remember this story the next time you think
They are the same as you.
Kek i was there too
I hope this kid grows up and utterly destroys China.