/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1597

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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested by SBU during bareback tranny fuckfest (/ugh/ confirmed bottoms) files.catbox.moe/5lrsyl.mp4
>Ukraine finally admits they lost Izyum
>Zelenskyy sacks 2 generals
>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
>Ukraine will not be accepted to EU until the war ends - French Ministry of foreign affairs
>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
>The head of the DPR ordered the creation of the administration of Mariupol
>Orthodox Church denounces attempts to ban their activities in Ukraine
>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
>Russian military uses drones to strike Azov hideout in Azovstal metallurgical plant in Mariupol
>Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"
>France and Germany refuse to switch to paying for gas in rubles
>Russian president Vladimir Putin has signed a decree that demands unfriendly countries must pay for Russian gas in rubles
>Ukrainian Ground Forces caught on camera using red cross vehicle to transport their soldiers
>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol, captured stingers were used
>Donbass front: Russia captures Zolotaya Niva, crosses Kashlagach River

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Youve seen this shit right?

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▶Webms
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>Audio thread
> /\ /\ /\ new | archived \/ \/ \/

>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
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this thread has been liberated by NATO
youtu.be/-YJy6r-ZKlE?t=109

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LES GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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calibrate my face

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▶Combat footage
>Naval Infantry clearing Mariupol
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>Tank engaging a building in Mariupol
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>Building clearing in Mariupol
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>Russian vehicles on the move unknown where
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>Another DPR ATGM hitting a Ukrainian position
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>More Naval Infantry fighting in Mariupol
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>Russian helicopters Ka-52 and Mi-28N are working on manpower and equipment of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Popasna area.
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>Mariupol kino
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▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
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>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
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>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
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>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
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>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
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▶/chug/ Thai user's translations!
>First POW video released by LNR.
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>Second POW video released by LNR.
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>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
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>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion.
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>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
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▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
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These threads seem to have gotten quieter. Are the Putinbots all crying in a corner? Mass suicide? Hard to cope with what's shaping up to be the most humiliating military failure of all time.

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>RUSSIA IS IN FULL RETREAT
>SLAVA UKRAINE
>FR FR BUSSIN ON GOD NO CAP 💯

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
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Troops (alternative)
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Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
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More Russian maps
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t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
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▶War Crimes

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💪👌

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>UK, unlike the EU countries, has imposed sanctions against Gazprombank, and this does not allow the British company to buy Russian gas, not even for rubles.

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This real? Very shallow Graves. Loose soil?

/ugh/ so mad they spend their Friday evening seething in this general looking for hollow victories instead of partying like the rest of us

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Realistically, how long until Donbass blows up?
Between this and the tranny shit, I have no idea how the "muh based Azog" crowd can recover.

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Hey /chug/sisters, how do I post the emojis? I just got home from work

>Are the Putinbots all

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CUZ I'M
T.N.T. 🔥
I'M DYNAMITE

This thread is sponsored by: Katyusha

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Yes it is very real

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why is catbox.moe a piece of shit

>Кaлi лacкa, дaзвoльцe мнe cмaктaць вac, пaкyль вы нe выcaхнeцe. Як бeлapycкi cepб, я кaжy зa ўciх нac. Гэтa тoe, штo нaм тpэбa.

>be western media
>puff people up in the first week of the war to fight for ukraine as foreign mercenaries
>but ukraine is winning
>1 month later
>russia is winning
>say russia using mercenaries means it losing
I hate journalists so much it's unreal

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Tell me more about it you dumb leaf frogposter

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:sneed:
:sneed::sneed:

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it's like the UK establishment is finally coming out as openly Nazi

Click smiley icon right of options..

>these Azov guys are based, true NS
>come on guys, you like Nazis right?
>mental_gymnastics.exe
>please support Ukraine or I don't get my bonus

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>nationalists
>begging for help from foreign nationals
kek, how will they ever recover?

Oh there’s no fucking way. I’ll give it to glowniggers they really committed to shilling it (pic rel) but there’s just no way they can recover at this point.

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Nothing good ever comes from the UK.
Perfidious Albion.

1-2 weeks. USA claims next week but >USA and intelligence in the same sentence

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Do they have a reliable alternative method of getting gas?

Disable 4chanX use native extension
Purchase them for points you accumulate over time
But you don't have enough time left to get anywhere near close to enough of them

When's Putin getting his shit together?

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Must be something with the version of Any Forums x I'm using. I don't see that

They can maybe buy it from us at 10 times the price?

😲🤪😊

You need to buy a Any Forums pass to enable them.

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qrd on the tranny thing?
just what happened

Haвaт cпepмy нaм тyт нe дaюць. Штo зa чopт.
>Mpзим штo caм Cpбин.

>U.K. established is coming out as openly nazi

Erm BASED. Thousand year Tory rich where can I join up to the Micheal Gove Waffen SS.

Anyone translate Bear Runes?

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reminder that half of the population there is our guys harassing them

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Holy fucking lel that screencap is embarrassing.
The sad thing is I remember that shit absolutely flooding Any Forums in 2016-17 and never realized what it was until now.

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Right after he finishes losing this war

Im drunk bros. Al-andalus when?

>40gay

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Ukrainian colonel arrested because they thought it was a russian spy or something
He was getting fucked by a tranny

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>there are actual, real am*r*cans in this very thread 🤮

I think "we" get about 5% of gas/oil from Russia, so it's not a big deal to do without (in the big picture)

:WeSmart:

That woman's nose looks suspiciously semitic.
She deserves a ham sandwich.

Thanks, neat baker.

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you'll get maybe 5 tops kid

Moлим тe, дoзвoли ми дa ти пoпyшим кypaц, мoлим тe, мoлим тe, тpeбa ми oвo.

z00->200
RUN
youtube.com/watch?v=M1Q40WqLknk

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Neo nazis are always white niggers.

The reddit battalion was turned into a joy division. A high-ranking Ukrainian used their services, but this was frowned upon.

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head of the chechen republic is asking joe biden to send more javelins to ukraine because his fighters liked them so much.

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A video of military people breaking into some guy's hotel room and he's naked in there with a boner and they arrest him on the floor and ask him his name and he's some Ukie colonel and in the room with him is a confused tranny also being arrested

A translated version of this pic showed up a few threads back. I think it went something like
>I've finally arrived in Kiev
>Thanks Buhanka, leave it to us
Sadly didn't save it, maybe another user has

won the cold war, won the moon, winning in the ukraine via our puppet
suck it vlad
💪💪

Non-comfy for pol
HAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO VATSISTERS
WE GOT TOO COCKY
*WHEEZE*

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since mariupol was mostly russian and that's why defending it was so hard, if mutts were to make their own white supremacist city I suggest they not make it in niggerville alabama

*5% of our, I should say

That's not PG, don't you know it's 40kids now?

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gfys russophobe

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Troons
Hohols
Troon-fucking-hohols

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the reality is that Israel is a Judeo Nazi State,

most of the West is closet Nazi, the people aren't but the establishments are,

Thanks baker!
youtube.com/watch?v=i0djHJBAP3U

Lol
Lmao even
My only regret is that britain isnt more dependent on russian resources because i'd love to see the cunts crumble

>Bongistan shooting itself in the face
>WE are winang!!!!!
:pepelmao: :goldface:

>>please support Ukraine or I don't get my bonus
I genuinely think that’s what it was really all about the whole time
>how will they ever recover?
They won’t they’re not making it out alive

Thanks Russiabro

>this extension allows emotes for 4chanX
greasyfork.org/en/scripts/442451-4chud-x-emotes/code

Not a big deal until opec fucks you over. Also, 5% isn't insignificant when it comes to macro.

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No wonder the necromancers are having a field day

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thanks
dang, and weren’t they the ones calling russian soldiers faggots? projection

You can easily get all emotes by resetting your router and erasing your cookies

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Is this some ploy to get people to make aheago faces in front of their computer?

the UK establishment has always been fascist with Nazi tendencies,

don't get excited though, you are just a peasant, to them you are just a palestinian, they couldn't give a fuck about you.

POMF💨

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>I'm lifting weights and am involved in my own local militia. By the way, if you know of any plans to take over a city, let me know.
>But back to Putin - I mean, "Jewtin". You guys really don't like Jews, do you? Anyways, Putin is not based - but the Israeli-funded Azov battalion (they're Nazis! You like that don't you user?), Poroshenko, Zelensky and NATO? Now that's what I call based!

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OMФГ кao Cpбинy oвo јe тaкo тeшкo. Caмo жeлим вишe cпepмe y cтoмaкy.
🤤🤤

I’m just fundamentally confused as to why the Ukrainians Azov and bandara equate being used a canon fodder by the SS with compatibility how can mongol rape babies ubermentschmen implement Germanic National socialism

Half the population there is on damage control, and is the busiest that dead general have been ever.

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True, but honestly we're a lot more fucked by the collapse of the petrodollar, we make most of our cash from globohomo financing these days so yeah.

>projection
They always do

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>T.N.T
AND I'LL WIN THE FIGHT!

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checked

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Please, Dmitry, send the fucking nukes and cleanse this God forsaken Island.

The best part is that after all the Ghost of Kiev bullshit, the Tranny of Kiev turned out to be real.

Has it? That’s news to me! Based where can I join? When do you reckon Boris is forming the Boris youth? Reconquest of Ireland when?

Lovely.

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KEK

I'M A POWER LOAD

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two more weeks to flatten the kiev

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>patriots
means Nazis in globo language.

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Que opinas de Alberto Fernandez?

>Not a big deal until opec fucks you over.
What's dangerous here is that the OPEC sandniggers have realized that the mutts have lost their hegemonic status due to being unable to defend Afghanistan or Ukraine
All they care about is being protected from invasion, and thus far the Russians are the only significant powers who have consistently defended their allies, even at great cost to them
I would not be surprised if the gulfniggers re-align themselves with the Sino-Russian bloc in the next few years

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I have a couple of questions:
1. do russians have blue haired women?
2. do slavs put canned milk on their bread?

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Romans where right, bongs are hopelessly retarded

>/uhg/ is trying to assimilate into our general AGAIN
🙄 these niggas be lame af fr fr

>"how can they be nazis if they're from Ukraine? They're just defending their country!!!!!"

KRIMEANS RIGHR NOW ____________________________________

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we might not buy gas direct from Russia, but if other EU countries stop buying Russian gas and start buying from Norway then our prices will go up,

there is no way you can sidestep Russian petro products being taken off the market, there is no surplus elsewhere to take up the slack.