This confuses and frightens the ethernal anglo and the amerimutt

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a warm water bidet makes me shit
no need for the toilet

Fuck off. I'm Anglo and I have two bidets, because I'm not a poorfag.

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>he shits into the bidet

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Yes, but in the kitchen, probably

>Imagine the smell

It's embarassing that these are not more common here.
Imagine calling yourself civilized and running around with a dirty ass lmao

No. I have a laundry room in my cellar. I have 4 bathrooms, only 2 bidets though.

Self made. Learn to code.

just take a shower

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why would i be confused by a drinking fountain?

Yes, why even use the Wc, shit in the garden and wash your ass with the watering can

I have a bidet toilet seat. It is nice.

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Ha ha

Is this a ass-shower?

you're not getting your ass properly clean with a wimpy bidet, I always shower after shitting

Your not a real Anglo, it's called a tap you fucking idiot.

i thought these were to wash my balls?

>They define themselves 'the whites', 'the pinnacle of human civilization'
>can't even clean their asses properly
>Imagine the smell
The absolute state

imagine having a communal ass towel hanging in your bathroom.

>take a shite in the office
>shower
Yea sure, why not