/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1292

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>Ukrainian forces have recaptured town of Bucha, north of capital, its mayor has said
>Izyum falls to Russian forces
>Helicopters strike oil depot in Belgorod, Russia. Ukrainian official refuse to confirm or deny if Ukraine was responsible
>Red cross abandons efforts to evacuate civilians from Mariupol
>UK Defence Secretary Wallace says Britain will supply long range artillery systems to Ukraine
>Putin threatens to stop gas supplies to "unfriendly" countries if they don't deal in the Rouble
>Russia withdrawing some elements of forces around Kyiv into Belarus for redeployment to other axes - ISW
>Russia claims it's signed up 16,000 recruits from the Middle East
>BBC report Syrian soldiers are being offered $5000 per month to fight in Ukraine
>Russia says it will "Drastically reduce" combat operations around Kyiv & Chernihiv
>Russia has deployed Wagner Group mercs to eastern Ukraine- UK's MoD
>Abramovich allegedly poisoned at peace talks, since recovered
>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)

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You'll take my life, and VDV's too
You'll fire your javelin, our tanks are screwed
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'll fall asleep, cause we're turning back
The angry towns, the retreat begins
As we pass the airfield we didn't win
The smell of engine smoke and Chechen breath
As I pass all the russian deaths

Oh no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no no no no no no

The tank, it's cage seared, we break to run
The mighty roar of the NATO guns
And as we race, we see the convoy's crawl
The screams of pain as my General falls
Over the lake we see a chopper downed
And the Ukies fire another round
As a conscript I dont even get pay
God this army's so fucking gay

Oh no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no no no no no no

We get so far, far enough to hide
When a sniper catches me in the light
He pulls the trigger and I fall to snow
My friends flee, the have no ammo
And as I lay there, I start to wonder why
All the rapes, how they went in dry
And I might die here all alone
But it sure beats calling Russia home

Oh no no no no no no no noOh no no no no no no no no

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fixed russian meme

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xth for crying vatniggers

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Ukro shills still cannot explain how their demographics will recover after this war, when their people simply wont return to their shithole lol

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Ruski saying hello to Dugin and Solovyov

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russian soldiers are literally committing genocide in the towns around kyiv

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Will she participate in the special operation to evacuate the ukrainian army from mariopol ?

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bliny

helo frens

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Azov Regiment Compilation
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Zaliznyak administering first aid to a captured GRU officer
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New Zaliznyak [4 vids]
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Liberated village locals greet Ukrainian forces
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Prankster calls a woman to tell that her spouse has died
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DPR looter looted some jewelry
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Crispy tank crews
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Russian soldier song
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Hiding DPR soldiers taken prisoners
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Dugin's comment on dead children
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Vladimir Solovyov seething
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Faggots burning
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Guy breaking curfew in Kiev
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Kinder Joy
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DPR Spetsnaz commander on Mariupol
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DPR soldiers complaining in Sumy
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PoSMOs arguing with their parents
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Russian instawhore gets her profile hacked and deleted
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Tank shot by a NLAW in Mariupol
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Expired Russian MREs
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Poor guy gets to watch his dad and two dogs die in cold blood
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6 dead separatists
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Russisches Schwein hit by mortar fire
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Russian loot box
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Ukrainian soldiers blowing up armor left by the enemy
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Liberation of Vilhivka by Azov
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Ukrainian battle geese
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Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
I just arrived at camp Slava
The hospital is very entertaining
And they say we'll shoot russians when they stop bombing

I went Driving with Jack Carter
He was blown up by a mortar
You remember Sancho Aguilla
He got beheaded by a chechen shouting akhmet silla!

All the ukranians hate the redditors
and you get shot at as a saboteur
And the general wants no trannies
So he misgenders us despite our pronoun panties!

Now I don't want this, this should scare ya
But we're given just one mag here
That tiktok of our base I sent earlier
That base just got blown up by a rogue Kolibr!

Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Ukraina
Don't leave me out in the city where
My ass will get violently raped bare

Take me home, I promise I will
Not make post, or brigade /chug/ with
gore and puss, oh please don't make me stay
I just want to shill and post on /k/!

Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah
How's my precious free NATO?
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let you walk and wash me

Wait a minute, the cars are stopping
Guys are shouting, people are dropping!
The border is closed, this cant be so!
Muddah, Faddah get me outta of this shithole!

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stop watching so much porn

Genocide has a very specific definition, so unless they were separating the Russian-speaking Ukies from the rest then gunning down the Ukranian speaking Ukies it's not a genocide. Crime against humanity, war crime, massacre, are all better terms then genocide which is loaded as fuck

Pray for Donbass forces.
>P
🙏
Spit on traitorous Izyum mayor.
>S
🖕

VE DE VE!

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>I've come here from russia
>Across the unforgiving mud
>Driving further and further
>It's all becoming hell to me
>But violent ukies are upon us and I can't sleep
>Anus temperatures rising and all the chechens won't recede
>I've finally found what I was looking for
>A place where I can be without hope
>Because I am a vatnik who has found an even dumber war
>I've finally found what I was looking for

>Here I cope
>Here I cope
>Here I cope

>I sharpen the knife and look down upon my wrist
>For all of my life a vatnik I remain
>A vatnik I remain
>A vatnik I remain

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DRUM DRUM
DRUM DRUM DRUM
DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM
UKRAINE!

>Russian forces "retreating"
Translation : it's called a debacle. No need to knit around it.

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>Seethetalians

🤢🤢

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sup UHG
*ahem* FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK KIKES
youtu.be/PMgX5cH8Rto

What did the mayor do?

lol your army will be destroyd.

putinsisters...

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>As soon as the car stopped, Maksim leapt out and raised his hands. Within seconds he was shot dead. His wife was killed in the car. Also in the car were their six-year-old son and the elderly mother of one of Maksim's friends. Both of them survived and were eventually released by the Russian soldiers.
that boy will hate russians forever

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>French Mari skin colour
kek
>Will she participate in the special operation to evacuate the ukrainian army from mariopol ?
Is it still on the table? I thought Macron backed up from that idea.

You right user. Luckily for me, I get ukrainian gf soon so I wont have to files.catbox.moe/mke80n.mp4

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fried ruski pilot from day 3 or 4

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what the fuck you think you win in this war?

just joking btrw we're christan here now....

don't you know this story from up valdress is olav the holy.... first he fights them then they agree to meet... so they come take out the idol of thor... they say to him... HERE IS OUR GOD THOR! HE IS ANGRY AND FIRECE! you can see him, so now where is your hocus pokus white krist god then!?!

and he goes LOOK THERE EAST (it was sundawn) there comes MY GOD!!! and he had then instructed his men to smash the idols jsut as it happened...

then they fell to their knees.....

is this phenomena that happens here.. this then became the symbol of olav the holy so if you go to any old pre protestant church you will find this symbol...... and those places they went to kiss etc on this.....

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Told the russians how to get to the city without much resistance.

tfw you don't read moon runes

memeflags are at it again

these holo behave like they retake by blood.

check im

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>youtube.com/watch?v=chwUmbOTjPU

Reposting 331st VDV vid from the BigBritishCocks. Worth a watch, 9 mins long

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млинцi

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/chug/ sisters.....

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>Marge, is Lisa at Camp Slava?

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Dropped from a plane without support
Drown in sea before reaching the port
Eat MREs that's out of date
Use your private parts as Javelin bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get toasted inside a tank
Abandoned to freeze by your own high rank
IED teaches you how to fly
Babushka gave you a poisoned pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dig a trench near nuclear waste
Rush alone into Kharkiv with haste
Take your helmet off when sniper is near
Stung by bees while stealing a pear

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Buy some metadon from a guy in Kherson
Chornobaivka assault's again on
Shell some civies and later get caught
Drop some mines that your comrades have brought

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a vatnik during hunting season
Disturb a base of Azov for no good reason
Stand wide open while filming tiktok
Fly a plane and see missile lock
Fly a chopper with no fear of NLAWS

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
When you invade Ukraine

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Maybe he will be killed like Kherson's one

Better quality

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I think google translator has a feature that can translate text even in an image

>Scandinavia
>christian

arent you one of the most atheist places ever?

That would be hilarious if some russian troops were left in those pockets near Kiev. One month ago I would say it's fucking impossible. But I have seen Russia doing so much stupid shit lately I now won't be surprised they just left some of their soldiers behind.

Sounds like ww3 be a brewing

source?

ITS OGRE

Don't feed vpn shills (you)'s

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Have you ever been beaten in the streets by chads for being a faggot?
>picrelated

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/chug/ right now

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HOTPOCKET YUMMY!

It's OK, hes just on a smoke break.

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Is there any meme with dead vatnik as an angel in heaven with caption "VE VE VE Z NIEBA PRIVIET"?
I kinda feel like someone already thought about that, and maybe made one.

>I didn't know it was a bait. I swear to you I didn't know. The United States contacted me in Kiev -- said he wanted to talk. He said the EU and NATO were in on some big deal, and there was a place for me if I could help them out. They said you were being tough on the negotiation, and if they had a little bit of help, they could close it fast and it would be ok for you.

>And you believed that story

>He said there was something good in it for me...me on my own.

>I've always taken care of you.

>Taken care of me. Russia, you're my kid brother, and you take care of my. Did you ever think of that. Ever once? Send Ukraine off to do this, send Ukraine to take care of that... take care of some little unimportant grain field here, and there; pick the Jews up at the Pogrom. Mike, I'm your older brother; I was stepped over!

>It's the way God wanted it.

>It wasn't the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smart. I'm not dumb Christ, not like every country says. I'm smart! and I want respect!

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>Steal a VPN for a second chance
>But you will never become a man
>My gore folder makes me stronger
>In a life that craves the hunger
>A Freedom and a quest for life
>Until the end of russian lives

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What are the latest Russian KIA numbers from the US?

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Nigger

>shitting themselves, le stability
>traitors
>w t f?! what for did so many of ours fall?
>why did our guys die? just for ministers to sell out?
>146% they want unfreezing of yachts and money
>shame
>thumbs up, kek
vatnig seething

Yeah you are right about this.
I really hope that we can evacuate them somehow. They deserve to live. Ironically if they continue to survive against all odd, they will hold out until the end of the war.

You still need to initiate convo with them, sperg

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is there a tactical military name for this maneuver?

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I'm amazed the guy managed to get up.

HOLY SHIT THAT ENCIRCLEMENT

oh my

How many of these veedeevee were killed by globohomo ?
Just asking ?

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pretty sure that heathen boyar that worship humans in moscow call this a nazi symbol, he does that because he is a heathen and worships putin above everyone else worse than chatolics... money crabbing fools

it's because these heathen boyars fear it..... you only answer to god not some lying pope.....

free your self. martin luther was right

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CAMON ENGLAND SCORE SOME FOKKIN RUSSKIES

HOT

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Looks russia has its hands full with soft country like ukraine...how the fuck did the expect to handle multiple nato countries at once ?

I guess vatniks were right about the massive kettle being formed

Holy fucking kek no one even cares or shows concern

It's a Sun halo. We converted to christianity with the killing of 52 families that started a riot against Boris I, for he was wanting them to forget Tengranism. He beheaded them all and we were chrstianized during 866.

Checked. He probably died moments later.

This is zoomercord as fuck, but I'm unironically starting to like those memesmileys

IT'S JUST VPNs GUYS! NOBODY OUTSIDE RUSSIA WOULD OPPOSE NATO
>meanwhile in Italy
"For example, in Italy, only a quarter in 2019 say that their country should defend a NATO ally, down from four-in-ten in 2015."

Another future soldier recruited for the Second Russo-Ukrainian war in 20 years.

bbc.com/news/world-europe-60949791

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Finland is littered with pagan heathens who make blood sacrifices to a god named Ukko on the summer solstice.
youtube.com/watch?v=O2tinqjEfqw

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How will Russian demographics ever recover ?There's less than 4 million ethnic Russians in the age bracket 18-24.

Not all of them were killed

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muh nooks!

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humiliating

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Happens when you get routed.

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tfw no militant meghrebi christian convert soldier tomboy french gf

files.catbox.moe/5lrsyl.mp4

Imagine dying for kike comedians and tranny fucking human traffickers.

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hahahhaah

I am just larping man I stop now ffs

I don't give a shit what you believe man I could stop it....
youtu.be/v1MqfrIyYQ0

ffa 34th generation ago my father killed olav the holy with fucking spear. and I can prove it lol.......

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>млинцi

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He survived but had serious internal injuries

>sergei gave up his life for the future of our nation, a future without nazism

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