▶Latest >Ukrainian forces have recaptured town of Bucha, north of capital, its mayor has said >Izyum falls to Russian forces >Helicopters strike oil depot in Belgorod, Russia. Ukrainian official refuse to confirm or deny if Ukraine was responsible >Red cross abandons efforts to evacuate civilians from Mariupol >UK Defence Secretary Wallace says Britain will supply long range artillery systems to Ukraine >Putin threatens to stop gas supplies to "unfriendly" countries if they don't deal in the Rouble >Russia withdrawing some elements of forces around Kyiv into Belarus for redeployment to other axes - ISW >Russia claims it's signed up 16,000 recruits from the Middle East >BBC report Syrian soldiers are being offered $5000 per month to fight in Ukraine >Russia says it will "Drastically reduce" combat operations around Kyiv & Chernihiv >Russia has deployed Wagner Group mercs to eastern Ukraine- UK's MoD >Abramovich allegedly poisoned at peace talks, since recovered >Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts >Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army >If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
You'll take my life, and VDV's too You'll fire your javelin, our tanks are screwed So when you're waiting for the next attack You'll fall asleep, cause we're turning back The angry towns, the retreat begins As we pass the airfield we didn't win The smell of engine smoke and Chechen breath As I pass all the russian deaths
Oh no no no no no no no no Oh no no no no no no no no
The tank, it's cage seared, we break to run The mighty roar of the NATO guns And as we race, we see the convoy's crawl The screams of pain as my General falls Over the lake we see a chopper downed And the Ukies fire another round As a conscript I dont even get pay God this army's so fucking gay
Oh no no no no no no no no Oh no no no no no no no no
We get so far, far enough to hide When a sniper catches me in the light He pulls the trigger and I fall to snow My friends flee, the have no ammo And as I lay there, I start to wonder why All the rapes, how they went in dry And I might die here all alone But it sure beats calling Russia home
Oh no no no no no no no noOh no no no no no no no no
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah I just arrived at camp Slava The hospital is very entertaining And they say we'll shoot russians when they stop bombing
I went Driving with Jack Carter He was blown up by a mortar You remember Sancho Aguilla He got beheaded by a chechen shouting akhmet silla!
All the ukranians hate the redditors and you get shot at as a saboteur And the general wants no trannies So he misgenders us despite our pronoun panties!
Now I don't want this, this should scare ya But we're given just one mag here That tiktok of our base I sent earlier That base just got blown up by a rogue Kolibr!
Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah Take me home, I hate Ukraina Don't leave me out in the city where My ass will get violently raped bare
Take me home, I promise I will Not make post, or brigade /chug/ with gore and puss, oh please don't make me stay I just want to shill and post on /k/!
Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah How's my precious free NATO? Let me come home if you miss me I would even let you walk and wash me
Wait a minute, the cars are stopping Guys are shouting, people are dropping! The border is closed, this cant be so! Muddah, Faddah get me outta of this shithole!
Genocide has a very specific definition, so unless they were separating the Russian-speaking Ukies from the rest then gunning down the Ukranian speaking Ukies it's not a genocide. Crime against humanity, war crime, massacre, are all better terms then genocide which is loaded as fuck
Isaiah Nelson
Pray for Donbass forces. >P 🙏 Spit on traitorous Izyum mayor. >S 🖕
>I've come here from russia >Across the unforgiving mud >Driving further and further >It's all becoming hell to me >But violent ukies are upon us and I can't sleep >Anus temperatures rising and all the chechens won't recede >I've finally found what I was looking for >A place where I can be without hope >Because I am a vatnik who has found an even dumber war >I've finally found what I was looking for
>Here I cope >Here I cope >Here I cope
>I sharpen the knife and look down upon my wrist >For all of my life a vatnik I remain >A vatnik I remain >A vatnik I remain
>As soon as the car stopped, Maksim leapt out and raised his hands. Within seconds he was shot dead. His wife was killed in the car. Also in the car were their six-year-old son and the elderly mother of one of Maksim's friends. Both of them survived and were eventually released by the Russian soldiers. that boy will hate russians forever
>French Mari skin colour kek >Will she participate in the special operation to evacuate the ukrainian army from mariopol ? Is it still on the table? I thought Macron backed up from that idea.
don't you know this story from up valdress is olav the holy.... first he fights them then they agree to meet... so they come take out the idol of thor... they say to him... HERE IS OUR GOD THOR! HE IS ANGRY AND FIRECE! you can see him, so now where is your hocus pokus white krist god then!?!
and he goes LOOK THERE EAST (it was sundawn) there comes MY GOD!!! and he had then instructed his men to smash the idols jsut as it happened...
then they fell to their knees.....
is this phenomena that happens here.. this then became the symbol of olav the holy so if you go to any old pre protestant church you will find this symbol...... and those places they went to kiss etc on this.....
Dropped from a plane without support Drown in sea before reaching the port Eat MREs that's out of date Use your private parts as Javelin bait
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die
Get toasted inside a tank Abandoned to freeze by your own high rank IED teaches you how to fly Babushka gave you a poisoned pie
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die
Dig a trench near nuclear waste Rush alone into Kharkiv with haste Take your helmet off when sniper is near Stung by bees while stealing a pear
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die
Buy some metadon from a guy in Kherson Chornobaivka assault's again on Shell some civies and later get caught Drop some mines that your comrades have brought
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a vatnik during hunting season Disturb a base of Azov for no good reason Stand wide open while filming tiktok Fly a plane and see missile lock Fly a chopper with no fear of NLAWS
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die When you invade Ukraine
I think google translator has a feature that can translate text even in an image
Wyatt Reyes
>Scandinavia >christian
arent you one of the most atheist places ever?
Parker Green
That would be hilarious if some russian troops were left in those pockets near Kiev. One month ago I would say it's fucking impossible. But I have seen Russia doing so much stupid shit lately I now won't be surprised they just left some of their soldiers behind.
Is there any meme with dead vatnik as an angel in heaven with caption "VE VE VE Z NIEBA PRIVIET"? I kinda feel like someone already thought about that, and maybe made one.
John Bailey
>I didn't know it was a bait. I swear to you I didn't know. The United States contacted me in Kiev -- said he wanted to talk. He said the EU and NATO were in on some big deal, and there was a place for me if I could help them out. They said you were being tough on the negotiation, and if they had a little bit of help, they could close it fast and it would be ok for you.
>And you believed that story
>He said there was something good in it for me...me on my own.
>I've always taken care of you.
>Taken care of me. Russia, you're my kid brother, and you take care of my. Did you ever think of that. Ever once? Send Ukraine off to do this, send Ukraine to take care of that... take care of some little unimportant grain field here, and there; pick the Jews up at the Pogrom. Mike, I'm your older brother; I was stepped over!
>It's the way God wanted it.
>It wasn't the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smart. I'm not dumb Christ, not like every country says. I'm smart! and I want respect!
>Steal a VPN for a second chance >But you will never become a man >My gore folder makes me stronger >In a life that craves the hunger >A Freedom and a quest for life >Until the end of russian lives
>shitting themselves, le stability >traitors >w t f?! what for did so many of ours fall? >why did our guys die? just for ministers to sell out? >146% they want unfreezing of yachts and money >shame >thumbs up, kek vatnig seething
Carter Wilson
Yeah you are right about this. I really hope that we can evacuate them somehow. They deserve to live. Ironically if they continue to survive against all odd, they will hold out until the end of the war.
pretty sure that heathen boyar that worship humans in moscow call this a nazi symbol, he does that because he is a heathen and worships putin above everyone else worse than chatolics... money crabbing fools
it's because these heathen boyars fear it..... you only answer to god not some lying pope.....
Looks russia has its hands full with soft country like ukraine...how the fuck did the expect to handle multiple nato countries at once ?
Samuel Fisher
I guess vatniks were right about the massive kettle being formed
Benjamin Collins
Holy fucking kek no one even cares or shows concern
Wyatt Stewart
It's a Sun halo. We converted to christianity with the killing of 52 families that started a riot against Boris I, for he was wanting them to forget Tengranism. He beheaded them all and we were chrstianized during 866.
Elijah Anderson
Checked. He probably died moments later.
Cooper Robinson
This is zoomercord as fuck, but I'm unironically starting to like those memesmileys
Thomas Gonzalez
IT'S JUST VPNs GUYS! NOBODY OUTSIDE RUSSIA WOULD OPPOSE NATO >meanwhile in Italy "For example, in Italy, only a quarter in 2019 say that their country should defend a NATO ally, down from four-in-ten in 2015."
Jaxson Jones
Another future soldier recruited for the Second Russo-Ukrainian war in 20 years.