I've never gotten pussy in my life. I've never even kissed a girl

I am 57 and I haven’t ever had sex with a woman

I have had sex with 3 russian hookers, when I was 30’s

Alcohol, brohams. Give some to some skank and she'll be slobbering on your balls in nothing flat.

How old are you?

This is what a half-English, half-Japanese girl looks like according to nipland.

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have you tried?

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how come ?

>I haven't ever had sex with a woman
>I have had sex with 3 russian hookers
Did they have cocks?

Early 20s.

try harder user

the worst part is when a really hot girl... has that little crust on the corner of her mouth in the morning and you suddenly decide you need a new model

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I envy you

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but why are we scared?

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YOU THINK YA HOT SHIT, DONTCHA?

social consequence, i went to a small school

hahahaha
You're going extinct Loser

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same, but never really tried to either. Realized at some point that i dont care about other people and dont enjoy their company at all, so i just "opted out".

this place is full of pathetic faggots
go back to r*ddit

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I don't really try either. I have gone out to clubs twice when other people dragged me and girls seemed interested in me each time without me having to approach, didn't really want to simp/orbit though and I certainly didn't want to be used for free drinks.

do you want to get laid?

I kissed a girl over a decade ago. It was very disappointing.

Do you hate women?

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I dont believe you

Don't worry, at age 40 you get awesome wizard powers.

Punished chad

lmao

I guess, but not enough to actually put in any effort or sacrifice my dignity (which seems necessary for 99% of men).

Absolutely.

porn and video games are better.
you ain't missing anything, fren.

>It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. For I would that all men were even as I myself. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
1 Corinthians 7

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Good for you. Stop bragging faggots.

Bobs and lasagna