Brit/pol/ - Fred Dibnah Edition

>Fire chief who went to bed after hearing about Manchester Arena terror attack is SACKED from his £130,000-a-year job after an 'internal complaint'
>Dave Keelan sacked from Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service (GMFRS)
>Mr Keelan held £130,000 role as Assistant County Fire Officer at the fire service
>He was suspended in December after report criticising GMFRS over terror policy
>He apologised over GMFRS' 'woeful' response to 2017 Manchester Arena attack
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10676017/Fire-chief-went-bed-hearing-Manchester-Arena-terror-attack-SACKED.html

>Transgender father-of-two, 47, awaiting gender reassignment surgery is sent to male prison after being exposed as predatory paedophile who targeted girls as young as six and took upskirt photo of seven-year-old
>Britnee Aitken will have surgery delayed after two girls said she molested them
>One of the victims, then six, said she targeted them after offering to play games
>They said she poked genitals through a letter box when they knocked at her door
>The 47-year-old is convicted of three charges of sexual assault, one of exposure
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10675553/Transgender-father-two-47-awaiting-gender-reassignment-surgery-jailed-three-years.html

>Furious St George's Hill locals stage protest demanding Russian oligarchs including sanctioned Oleg Deripaska leave their Surrey village dubbed the 'Beverley Hills of Britain'
>Weybridge, Surrey, is the country's most expensive private development
>The 'Beverly Hills of Britain' is home to at least 100 Russian oligarchs
>Sanctioned billionaire Oleg Deripaska has a house in the exclusive enclave
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10676633/Locals-demand-oligarchs-leave-Surrey-village-dubbed-Beverley-Hills-Britain.html

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russian military competence 😂

130K for working maybe one day a week, no wonder we're in debt as a country

i 😙 stella

Behave already. I'm not female.

Down to runcorn I go
Got it mistaken for a shithole
But it's much, much worse than that
You should see the people who mooch about
One's called Josh
hoo-hoo
One's called Eddie
hoo-hoo
Two big fat, alcoholic,
Dole scorunging, washed up, lazy, good-for-nothings
Typing frantlically on their keyboards
All day
hoo
Every day
hoo-hoo
Now let me tell you about the story
About how our narrator got lucky
In Captain Eddie's lady's snatch
Ain't talking about his mother but she's quite a catch
Hoo-hoo-boom-a-boom
hoo-hoo
boom-boom-a-boom
woo-woo
I went to go fuck Eddie's bird
A blonde slag looking right as rain
Tattoos all over her arms and legs
I bent her over
bow-bow
Pulled up her dress
hoo-hoo
And stuck a red hot poker up her ass
Woo-woo-woo
(OOOOOOOHHHHHH
That's what she said
haha)
So I went to go fuck Eddie's bird,
Rough, shag, up the arse,
Tattoos laden her filthy arms,
Oh no hoo-hu-hu-hoo.
Clubs and drinking - partying
With Eddie's bird - dancing
While he sits alone - typing,
Oh brincels come sing along
"Rough, shag, up the arse
Tattoos laden her filthy arms
Eddie sitting all alone"
Crying boo-hoo-hu-hu-oo
Bing bamp diddly blap
My knob bounces out of her flaps
Time to explode
Gotta go brit/pol/ gonna call Eddie out on the radio
hoo-hoo-hu-hu-hoo

Niggers should be exterminated.

Get in your faggot thread

i 💦 stella

Cauldron record a libertines cover (with singing)

i 👊 stella

Made another Apu pic for you frens

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How seethie is britpol rn

you're a bit racist, aren't you?

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Antivaxxers are screaming because they are scared of a needle

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bladee and ecco2k

Me irl:

>Floods country with hundreds of thousands of shitskins
>Blames the Head Fireman

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>Runcorn
I think you mean Rumcofa fellow saxons

you mean "how likely is brit/pol/ to point out i'm wrong"

No shit and you never will be

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>stella

AGGGGGGGH
FAT FUCKING GYPPO CUNT

There's all sorts of reasons why I am the way I am and why I look the way I look. It could just be a random genetic error or I could be a product. They don't want you to breed. The question is, who are they?

post a pic

Average Tory

Anonymongs have resting seethe face

ask stella to be my girlfriend 😳

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>there are sodomites ITT right now who willingly get other men's poo poo on their willies

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ily

Are you going suck Lulu's dick?

i love my wife stella!

How tf could you miss the entire point? Stop thinking with your knob for one second yeah?

>Henlo? Fren?

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like he has a choice

dress up in short skirts and sing mid to late 2000's pop songs to me please

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less talky, more posty pic💦

stella!

when is that cunt going to die so we can have a third reich

I'm not female ffs!

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A musical rollercoaster sometimes this dite

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bby pls 💦

Here she is.

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And you never will be tranny

Fair point

Steerpike?

>HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i know

Um
No?
×_x

redeem nudes pls

CUTE!!

🙂

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Michael Fabricunt, another perverted gay Tory who shags rent boys on expenses and has the nerve to lecture others on "decency".

Your kid sorted ok?

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wtf emote broke? 🙂

You've done xir

We're one people, human people....
I hecken love the NHS
6,000,000 Never again...

hacker

Says here you will

He will be a middle ranking freemason too.

Kek.
Wrong pic.

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Seems like ironic seethe tbqh

im bi for cute males like stella😲

Wiggy

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wish they put in more normal emojis rather than most of these weirdo ones

long live the memory of sir dibnah

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>Do you take NUS?
>I don't do none of that shit, love, and neither will you if you know what's good for you

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im 💪sexual

Go eat a big bowl of your own vomit ya troglodyte

:AYAYA::AYAYA::AYAYA::AYAYA::AYAYA:

be a top dog in that particular org
here's how a fire inspection report goes
>intumescent strips
>intumescent strips
>we saw a carboard box
>intumescent strips
>intumescent strips
>the fire doors are adequete but we recommend
>intumescent strips

I made a userscript to turn any emojis into 'nonce'
and I'm happier for it

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Ugh. Forget it.

youtu.be/f7J6dRkJjOI

user goes out with his mate Stella
sucks his cock even if he's a fella
Cause he says blokes are so much better
Then our anons licking up cum
Pumped under a bridge by the river
Screams calling LONDON

wow
Could you do this for a smartphone? Kek

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Rare Nano Yoga lore

I've managed to get access to an unlisted video with 10 views where she talks about a fireplace for 18 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=PecAjYBAxOg

why wont u love me

probably not
idk shit about programming

stella man's
Not a trans
Watch that bitch
Take off her pants